Birthday and other stuff

What up doe? My birthday was Tuesday. Thanks to everyone who texted and hit me up on Facebook to wish me a happy birthday. I usually hate my birthday so much that in recent years I referred to it as suck day but this year and the previous couple of years haven’t been too bad….


Fuck it Friday! – #87 – Fuck the sun!

Time really flies. The last Fuck it Friday post was almost a year and half ago on February 20, 2015. I did my first Fuck it Friday post over six years ago on June 23, 2006 and 86 entries later here I am!  Well, since it’s been awhile let me start off with the general disclaimer…


The heat was on

Well hello there! Long time no hear from, huh? So what’s been up since I left you last? I started playing Pokemon Go. In some part because of playing it I’ve lost 13 pounds! Woohoo! If where I lived was more walkable and I had someone to play Pokemon Go with I probably would have…

Brain nuggets

New pet peeve: People who play videos on their phones at full volume. I’m talking about when you’re watching tv and someone just decides to blast a six minute YouTube video like fuck what you’re watching Freaky! Also when you’re in the car listening to the radio and someone just needs to listen to the…



Mood:  Still hornier than a unicorn in heat. I really need to rebuild #TeamFreaky stat!


Vote for me!

I voted yesterday. Next time I think I might take advantage of early voting or filling out an absentee ballot. Sometimes it seems like the whole voting process is set up to annoy people in general and me specifically. My local polling station is in part of a church. Being an agnostic atheist, I always…


I like the new Facebook reactions but I think they missed the boat by not finally adding a dislike button or reaction.  I think they need to add a hard dick reaction so chicks definitively know why I’m liking their pictures. I don’t want there to be any room for doubt but I feel without…


Shut the fuck and be happy!

Last week I stopped by the dealership to pick up my plates. You haven’t seen shock until you’ve seen my face looking at how much the state of NC wanted for registration and tags. Half of me wanted to curl up in the fetal position and cry uncontrollably while the other half wanted to slap…

Happy New Year, Chinese New Year, & Groundhog’s Day!

I didn’t realize it has been so long since my last post.  Well, happy belated New Year, I suppose! So what’s been going on since my last post?  My phone decided to start acting wonky on me a couple of weeks ago.  I didn’t think too much of it until it started happening more frequently….