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04/14/16

Mood:  Still hornier than a unicorn in heat. I really need to rebuild #TeamFreaky stat!

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Vote for me!

I voted yesterday. Next time I think I might take advantage of early voting or filling out an absentee ballot. Sometimes it seems like the whole voting process is set up to annoy people in general and me specifically. My local polling station is in part of a church. Being an agnostic atheist, I always…

A.B.M.

I like the new Facebook reactions but I think they missed the boat by not finally adding a dislike button or reaction.  I think they need to add a hard dick reaction so chicks definitively know why I’m liking their pictures. I don’t want there to be any room for doubt but I feel without…

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Shut the fuck and be happy!

Last week I stopped by the dealership to pick up my plates. You haven’t seen shock until you’ve seen my face looking at how much the state of NC wanted for registration and tags. Half of me wanted to curl up in the fetal position and cry uncontrollably while the other half wanted to slap…

Happy New Year, Chinese New Year, & Groundhog’s Day!

I didn’t realize it has been so long since my last post.  Well, happy belated New Year, I suppose! So what’s been going on since my last post?  My phone decided to start acting wonky on me a couple of weeks ago.  I didn’t think too much of it until it started happening more frequently….

Name a meme

1:  Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?  Flirt with big booty chicks, fuck big booty chicks raw, get my dick sucked (and babies swallowed), play games, laugh, enter sweepstakes, write, watch movies, and do whatever amuses and entertains me at the moment. 2:  Name a favorite of each:…

The war against every other holiday but Christmas

I didn’t get to the state fair this year.  I could’ve gone by myself or with my mother but the plan was to go with Val.  Every year we seem to go with family and she wanted it to be just us this year.  Well life happens and it didn’t happen this year.  I will…

H.B.D.

As of last week I’m another year older.  Woohoo!  Yeah, whatever.  I didn’t have any plans for my birthday because I hate Sundays and there really wasn’t anything I could think of that I wanted to do.  I was content with that until people kept asking me what my plans were, making me feel bad…

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Netflix & chill

Well, howdy there!  My mom is doing better but not enough for me not to lay awake at night worrying.  I just can’t shake the dark thoughts and fear I’ve been feeling lately, although I think I might be either calming down or finally able to push those thoughts to the back of my head…