Since I left you last…

It’s been well over a month since my last update so I thought I’d throw something up.  Wish there was some super exciting news to post but my life as of late has been in a holding pattern of blah.  I guess I shouldn’t complain because things could always be worse then again things could…

Brain Nuggets

I swear Tae Kwon Do dojos here are like liquor stores and churches in Detroit.  You can’t go a couple of blocks without running into one.  Shouldn’t be any bullying here as all the kids are 13th degree platinum belt ninjas.   It makes me sad to say that I don’t know shit about local…

These heaux ain’t loyal

You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them, bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness! You were the peanut butter to my jelly.  You were my fucking cinnamon apple!  My cinnamon apple dammit!  That was supposed to mean something to you…to us!  I gave you…

" Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. "Marcus Aurelius

Brain Nuggets

Dr. Oz is a creepy looking bastard to me.  There’s just something untrustworthy about him.  That and I wouldn’t be surprised to find out he drives around in a rape van full of roofies and chloroform.   I can’t find blood oranges to save my life.  Where’s one of those roadside Mexicans with the fruit…

Life’s a beach

I had a mini vacation at the beach a couple of weeks ago.  For the most part I had a blast.  The drive there was kind of meh.  The directions the GPS gave me were kind of round about but it was supposedly the quickest route.  Maybe it’s just me but I like my routes…

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Fuck it Friday! – #85 – Fuck your face(book)!

Fuck gullible people on Facebook posting scams!  For the love of Sweet Baby Jebus Walmart isn’t giving out a $250 gift card, Nike isn’t giving out free shoes, and Microsoft isn’t cashing you out because you shared anything!  Delete that shit, run your antivirus/malware scanner, change your password, and count to five before you click…

" A good woman is worth 1000 bitches. I need to find me a good woman...so I can trade her ass in & get me 1000 bitches!!! "Carlito - @Bodyguylito

Chicken Choker

Forever lonely

Happy Mother’s Day to the moms reading.  If you’re still waiting to be a mother I’m available for stud services anytime.  What?!  Don’t judge me! I’m just a squirrel trying to bust some nuts. So what’s been going on?  Sadly not a whole lot.  I went to see Katt Williams last month.  He didn’t appear…

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Fuck it Friday! – #84 – Fuck March showers!

Fuck the weather!  I’m tired of the damn mood swings.  One day it’s a record low temperature and then by the weekend they’re talking 70°.  If it’s going to be cold then please can I get some snow?!  I’m tired of this fucking rain!  I didn’t know I moved to Seattle, hell, even they get…