Brain Nuggets

Dr. Oz is a creepy looking bastard to me.  There’s just something untrustworthy about him.  That and I wouldn’t be surprised to find out he drives around in a rape van full of roofies and chloroform.   I can’t find blood oranges to save my life.  Where’s one of those roadside Mexicans with the fruit…

Life’s a beach

I had a mini vacation at the beach a couple of weeks ago.  For the most part I had a blast.  The drive there was kind of meh.  The directions the GPS gave me were kind of round about but it was supposedly the quickest route.  Maybe it’s just me but I like my routes…

trifuckta

Fuck it Friday! – #85 – Fuck your face(book)!

Fuck gullible people on Facebook posting scams!  For the love of Sweet Baby Jebus Walmart isn’t giving out a $250 gift card, Nike isn’t giving out free shoes, and Microsoft isn’t cashing you out because you shared anything!  Delete that shit, run your antivirus/malware scanner, change your password, and count to five before you click…

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Chicken Choker

Forever lonely

Happy Mother’s Day to the moms reading.  If you’re still waiting to be a mother I’m available for stud services anytime.  What?!  Don’t judge me! I’m just a squirrel trying to bust some nuts. So what’s been going on?  Sadly not a whole lot.  I went to see Katt Williams last month.  He didn’t appear…

trifuckta

Fuck it Friday! – #84 – Fuck March showers!

Fuck the weather!  I’m tired of the damn mood swings.  One day it’s a record low temperature and then by the weekend they’re talking 70°.  If it’s going to be cold then please can I get some snow?!  I’m tired of this fucking rain!  I didn’t know I moved to Seattle, hell, even they get…

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3.10.14

I’m so sick of chilly and rainy!  Seems our pattern of late is  several days of above normal temperatures followed by a sudden drop and then winter weather.  I just wish Mother Nature’s bi-polar ass would take her crazy pills and pick a weather pattern and stick with it for at least a week. All…

TWCA

The Queen City

I went to Charlotte last Wednesday to see my first NBA game.  The hotel was nice.  We had a good view of the NASCAR Hall of Fame from our room.  While I can’t say that I’m into NASCAR I think I can say it’s more than the derisive acronym I’ve heard them referred to.  The…

JediSTFD

Random rumblings

I’ve been feeling kind of meh lately.  Something is going on with me but I have no idea what.  I guess I’ll make a doctor’s appointment one of these days…maybe.  I hate doctors but whatever is going on needs to stop.  Thought it might be a cold then maybe a sinus or upper respiratory infection…

Bitches on their backs

Will someone please tell me why I have to look at this every.single.day?  She’s only started sleeping on her back somewhat recently too.  Looking at her face it’s kind of cute because her lips hang down and you can’t see one of her canine’s peeking out.  The way she has her upper legs positioned I…