Slut puppy?

I’d really like to upgrade my processor. Right now I have a P2 but I’d like to go up to between 700 – 800 MHz P3. It’s relatively inexpensive too. I just wonder how hard is it to install it myself. Hell, what I really want is a new computer. If only I had a sugar mama.

Sometimes I really wish I could find one of those stupid women that I only get to see on the talk shows. You know the ones that buy their men clothes, jewelry, cars, and practically give them their paychecks. You can sleep with their friends, relatives, and anyone else you can manage to bed and either they won’t believe the accusations or they forgive you and effectively give their consent to continue.

I don’t know how long that situation would excite me, because I get bored rather easily and I have a short attention span. With that said, I still wouldn’t mind giving it the old college try. *LOL* We don’t even have to be committed. I’ll even consider being a kept man…for a while at least.

Despite some of my past entries, I am a nurturing person. However, I’m tired of taking care of other people and putting their wants and needs before my own. It would be really nice to be taken care of for once. It would be nice to be adored, worshiped, hell maybe even stalked (females only though.) *LOL* Okay, I’m probably kidding about the last part, not the female only part but the being stalked part. Unless she wants to kidnap me, feed me pizza and peach ice tea and give me all the head I can stand.

Yeah, I know damn it but it’s a free world and I’m still allowed my dreams. Even the ridiculous ones.

Author: Freaky Deaky I'm a horny, opinionated, smart-ass, antisocial, introverted, misanthropic, agnostic, nonconformist, free thinking, hedonistic, highly intelligent, and arrogant black man with a dirty mind.