Know your role and suck my dick!

I found out from the WWF website that the Rock and I quote “…won’t step foot in a WWF ring until July or August at the earliest.” I had so much fun taunting and tormenting my friend Ms. Black & Wild with that little tidbit. I also had to plant the fact that if the Rock’s movies become popular he’ll eventually have to quit wrestling and do acting full-time. She didn’t like that at all but did I care? Nope. I did not. That’s exactly what she gets.

I invited her over to watch the Royal Rumble on PPV in January. It was in between matches and we were playing around. Of course my dick was getting hard and we had a little rule. Whenever it gets hard she has to suck it. No questions just slob, bob, and weave. Anyway, she’s rubbing my dick very nicely and is getting reading to slob on my knob when the Rock’s punk ass cuts a promo. She stops dead in her tracks and watches his five minute promo mesmerized. No the fuck she didn’t! Can you say pissed off?! I swear if she had a car I would’ve told her to get to steppin’ and don’t let the door hit her on the way out. The kicker is that Ms. Black & Wild then had the unmitigated nerve to wonder why I still wasn’t hard when the Rock finally knew his role and shut his damn mouth! Hmm, let’s see five minutes with no stimulation or attention and the owner of said dick is pissed off and annoyed. You figure it out!

She actually thought that I was going to let her touch me after she dissed me like that. Whatever. Unlike my dick my arm was still stiff so she got the stiff arm and the cold shoulder. She made it up to me and the talented Mr. Happy later that night though. Let’s just say there’s just something about a woman who swallows. No matter what a woman looks like she always looks 10x better with my nuts on her chin, my dick in her mouth, and my babies in her throat.

I still like ruining her thoughts about the Rock though. It’s a fun little game for me. I guess the next thing I’ll do is see The Mummy Returns before she does and tell her the ending. Yeah, it works for me.

Author: Freaky Deaky I'm a horny, opinionated, smart-ass, antisocial, introverted, misanthropic, agnostic, nonconformist, free thinking, hedonistic, highly intelligent, and arrogant black man with a dirty mind.