Meme Madness 2 – Monday

Well hope everyone is having a wonderful Monday. If not well just know that tomorrow is right around the corner and it may be better or suck even worse than today. The preceding inspirational message was brought to you by the voices in my head. Anyway, I was going to go ghost this week but with a little investigating I found some interesting memes and have brought back Meme Madness week part 2! You know the deal, when I tag people they get funny acting so I’m not tagging anybody. If you want to jack it and do it on your blog then be my guest, if not I’m not mad at you.

1. What curse word do you use the most?
Hey dumbass, are you fucking serious?! Fuck and dumbass are my favorite curse words. However nutgobbler is quickly gaining ground among my regular and favorite curse words.

2. Do you own an iPod?
No, I thought about getting an iPod when I was researching mp3 players. I quickly came to the decision that iPod owners are sheep and decided not to become one of them. Don’t get mad at me sheep. There are worse things than being like everyone else, unless you consider being like everyone else the worse thing possible. I just prefer being a wolf. :o) Besides DRM sucks major dick!

3. Who on your MySpace “Top 8″ do you talk to the most?
No one but that’s mainly because I don’t have a space on MySpace. It seems like one big popularity contest with insecure women acting like out of control freaks or wannabe Internet models and thirsty ass niggas placating them and entertaining their delusions of adequacy. I might succumb to the darkside one of these days and join just to see if it’s as easy to bang chicks off of MySpace as I’ve heard. I guess then my top 8 would be the women I enjoy messing around with the most.

4. What time is your alarm clock set for?
I think it’s set for 8:15 am. I usually wake up when I need to on my own before the alarm clock goes off. Unless I’m getting up a lot earlier than I usually do, stayed up really late, or just want a back up then I don’t even use my alarm clock as an alarm clock.

5. What color is your room?
White. My next room will definitely have some color though because I can’t stand white.

6. Flip flops or sneakers?
Flip flops? You do realize that I’m a grown ass and heterosexual man right? Sneakers over flip flops any day!

7. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
I don’t know. I’m not really photogenic often having to take a lot of pictures before I find a couple that I think are acceptable. I take okay pictures though. Eventually, I’d like to take a digital photography class. So, I guess my answer is I’d rather take the pictures.

8. What was the last movie you watched?
Snakes on a Motherfuckin’ Plane, motherfuckers! It’s a damn entertaining movie too.

9. Do any of your friends have children?
A better question would be does any of my friends not have children? That would be negatory because all of my friends have children. I’m the only childless freak amongst them.

10. Has anyone ever called you lazy?
Hell yes, I heard it all the time as a kid. Usually it was from people that didn’t understand me. I detest getting my hands dirty and I’ve always believed it was better to work smarter than harder.

11. Do you ever take medication to help you fall asleep faster?
I have in the past. Usually I don’t bother doing it unless I’ve been having trouble sleeping for about three days in a row or longer.

12. What CD is currently in your CD player?
I’d have to look in the CD changer to actually answer that question with certainty. I think the only CD I have in Pussy is Ice Cube’s “Amerikkka’s Most Wanted”. I probably have about a dozen CDs in her but lately when I’m driving I’m chilling to XM radio.

13. Do you prefer regular or chocolate milk?
I prefer regular. Most premade chocolate milk just doesn’t taste right to me. It either has a nasty artificial taste or it’s just bland and brown colored. With regular milk I can add whatever flavoring I want to suit my tastes and that works for me just fine.

14. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
Nope, then again besides all of the wrong numbers I’ve been getting I haven’t really spoken to anyone in the past week. Are you offering to tell me a secret?

15. Have you ever given someone a hickey?
Sure I have. I still like to give them out from time to time too.

16. Who was the last person to call you?
Beats the fuck out of me. Some dude with a scraggly sounding voice, it was a wrong number. I’d say every call I got last week was a wrong number. Ain’t that some shit?

17. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?
Not really. In order to talk about me behind my back people would actually have to be thinking about me. I doubt if anyone is saying anything about me good, bad, or otherwise behind my back. They sure as hell aren’t saying anything to me in my face.

18. Did you watch cartoons as a child?
Uhm, I still watch cartoons. Power Rangers is the shit! Naruto is pretty damn entertaining too and I can name a lot more animated stuff I like too. I’ve also found a site that lets me watch a lot of good anime before they make it to Cartoon Network and get edited. Does that answer your question?

19. How many siblings do you have?
At last count four. I know of having one brother and three sisters.

20. Are you shy around the opposite sex?
I’m extremely shy in general. I’d say I’m more shy around the opposite sex especially if I’m attracted to her.

21. What movie do you know every line to?
I’ve seen some movies over 100 times and I still can’t recite them verbatim. I’m not really enjoying or experiencing the movie like I love to if I’m reciting all of the dialogue. So my offhand answer would be none.

22. Do you own any band t-shirts?
Nope, can’t say that I do. I’m not really into any bands like that. I do have a few wrestling t-shirts though and I plan to get some anime based shirts in the future.

23. What is your favorite salad dressing?
French is my favorite by default because it’s the ONLY salad dressing I like.

24. Do you read for fun?
Sometimes. I almost never read for fun when I’m in school. Otherwise I’d have to be really curious about or interested in the subject matter I’m reading.

25. Do you cry a lot?
Do I look like a woman? LOL. No, I wouldn’t say I cry a lot.

26. Who was the last person to text message you?
When was the last time I had a cell phone? It’s been a couple of years so I’m thinking Cluck-Cluck was the last person to text message me.

27. Do you have a desktop computer or a laptop?
I have a desktop, that I built, by the way. I want a laptop but I’m waiting for those donations to roll in or until I find my sugar mama.

28. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoo?
I’ve thought about getting one of my ears and one of my nipples pierced but I don’t think I’ll ever go through with either. I’ve also thought about getting a couple of tattoos

29. What is the weather like?
As I post this it’s sunny and 71 degrees. It’s supposed to get up to about 80 degrees today and pretty much stay sunny.

30. Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
Honestly, I kind of prefer my women tattoo free or with just one or two discreet and classy tattoo. I generally think more than a few tattoos makes the wearer look unbelievably skanky and hoe baggish to me so no, I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t date someone covered in tattoos. It’s not my thing.

31. Is sex before marriage wrong?
Hell no and if you do then you’re not right for me! I couldn’t see myself dating someone and not having sex with her let alone waiting to get married before doing the do! Nope, having sex somewhat frequently and on a regular basis is a requirement and an absolute relationship deal breaker for me.

32. When was the last time you slept on the floor?
Why the fuck would I want to sleep on the floor when I have a comfortable bed? It’s been a few years.

33. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
I like to get a full eight hours. However, depending on how alert I need to be or what I have to do I can function on four.

34. Are you in love or lust?
Currently I’m in neither but I’d like to be in both with someone that felt the same way about me. Getting my dick hard is relatively simple. Getting my love, not so much.

35. Are your days full and fast-paced?
I wish! Right now they’re kind of slow and boring. Hopefully things will pick up some in the fall.

36. Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages?
No, I don’t. The funny thing about counting calories and stuff is that according to a couple of studies most people think the suggested serving sizes are too small and/or unrealistic.

37. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
Why? Do you plan on giving me a present? I’ll be 33.

38. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
Depends on the situation. In every day life not really. As long as I can decipher, decode, or deduce what you’re trying to say then I’m straight. Now if it’s business or academic related then yes, I can be picky bastard. I also tend to be that way whenever somebody asks me to proofread something for them.

39. Have you ever been to Six Flags?
I can’t say that I have.

40. Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex?
I get along much better with the opposite sex. I have problems and issues with most males in general. Unless or until they can prove they’re different and worthy of my time, trust, and friendship I am deeply offended that most of them are allowed to breathe the same air I do.

41. Do you like cottage cheese?
I’ve never tried it. I have three rules about what I won’t eat. If I don’t like the way it looks I won’t eat it. If I don’t like the way it smells I won’t eat it. If I don’t like the way it tastes then I won’t eat it again and I may vomit on you. Cottage cheese looks disgusting enough to me to be featured on Fear Factor.

42. Do you sleep on your side, tummy, or back?
I usually wake up on my side but I go to sleep on either my back or side.

43. Have you ever bid for something on eBay?
Believe it or not I’ve never bid on anything on eBay before.

44. Do you enjoy giving hugs?
Who the fuck do you think I am Barney or something? It depends on who I’m hugging, why I’m hugging them, and how I’m hugging them. I love hugging women from behind.

45. What song did you last sing out loud?
The song on my blog, “The Lady in Red” by Chris de Burgh.

46. What is your favorite TV show?
I don’t know if I have one favorite. My current favorites are Stargate: SG-1, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Blade: the Series, Flavor of Love 2, and WWE RAW. I’m not even going to bother listing shows that are currently in reruns right now.

47. Which celebrity, dead or alive, would you want to have lunch with?
If they were dead wouldn’t that mean I’d be having lunch with a zombie? Correct me if I’m wrong but don’t zombies like to eat people? As long as I don’t actually have to watch him eat I wouldn’t mind having lunch of Flavor Flav. He’s funny as hell and laughter always goes great with a meal.

48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
When I told someone I had a crush on her.

49. What one thing do you wish you had?
A woman that loves me the way I want to be loved and takes me to the next level sexually.

Author: Freaky Deaky I'm a horny, opinionated, smart-ass, antisocial, introverted, misanthropic, agnostic, nonconformist, free thinking, hedonistic, highly intelligent, and arrogant black man with a dirty mind.