Meme Madness 3 – Monday

1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
Eboni, Apple Nugget, Mistress, D, my BBM, someone who wants to fill the sugar mama vacancy I have, or any hot chick who wants her doctor recommended daily injection of liquid Freaky.

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Depends on how far away the cart return is. I don’t just dump it in a parking space or push the cart and let it stop wherever the wind might take it or anything like that.

3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
I’m a listener. You have to be really outgoing, funny, or otherwise pique my interest to get me talking like that. Otherwise, I’m pretty content with laying back in the cut, observing, and feeling people out.

4. Do you take compliments well?
In general, I’d have to say no. I can take praise well but other than that I’ve never really associated with many people that are demonstrative with their feelings and such. Most of the women I tend to attract are of the emotionally unavailable attention whore type. They don’t really give compliments. I don’t know if it’s just me or them but I don’t really know any women that give compliments. Oh they love getting them but it’s like pulling teeth or the third sign of the apocalypse for them to actually give me a compliment about anything. So on the rare occasions that I get a compliment I don’t generally know if it’s sincere or how to react. Sometimes I say something sarcastic, sometimes I don’t acknowledge it all, and sometimes I get stuck analyzing the meaning and intention of the comment
(Why did she say it? What did she really mean? Was she serious?) that I kind of overlook or forget about the actual compliment. Yeah, I know I’m weird and it probably made no sense to you at all but it does to me.

5. Are you an active person?
Not at the moment. I’m becoming more a recluse by the day. All I need is a secret cabin out in the middle of nowhere and to let my hair grow out and I’d be a pretty good hermit.

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
Until I die. The question is a bit too open to really answer. What and where exactly is the wilderness? What time of year is it? What equipment, food, or gear do I have? How long am I going to be alone?

7. Do you like to ride horses?
I don’t think I’ve ever ridden one so I can’t answer that. I’m not sure I would.

8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
i went to camp once and it was awful! I think I’ve blogged about it before but I don’t feel like looking for the post right now. I don’t plan on doing it again.

9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
It was probably Stop Thief, Clue, Trouble, or Sorry.

10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you get involved with him/her?
I’d be flattered and some part of me (Dick) would probably even think about it but I don’t think I’d go through with it. It goes against my morals and my code of honor.

11. Are you judgmental?
Yes, I am and I have no problem admitting it. I hold myself and anyone I allow into my inner sanctum to high standards. Even as a child I was always my harshest critic, especially when I failed to live up to standards that I have for myself. I don’t and won’t apologize for having my standards or holding people in my life to a set of standards. I’ll polish and wear my judgmental badge all day everyday. Anyone who really knows me also knows that anything I get on you about I probably wouldn’t let myself get away with either.

12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
it depends. I’m not trying to make anyone share my beliefs. I’d like to be able to express or discuss them if I feel the desire or need and I’m more than willing to do the same with you. I’m not going to convert to or embrace any religion just to marry you. If you can live with and respect my beliefs without trying to change them and be respectful than sure why not.

13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
Honestly, I much prefer to be pursued but I guess it takes a special type of woman to do that and I haven’t meant many like that.

14. Can you speak another language?
Does pig Latin count? Not really I’ve taken Spanish and French but since I don’t know anyone that speaks or have the opportunity to speak it everyday I’ve forgotten most of it. I still remember a little of it every now and then. Chicks like when I say some dirty phrases in French. One of these days I’ll get around to learning some more and learn the Spanish version of the dirty phrases also.

15. If you had to choose, would you rather be deaf or blind?
Deaf, because I’d hate to never see another movie, a sunrise or sunset, the stars, a beautiful woman, or the faces of my children (if I’m ever lucky enough to have any.)

16. What’s your favorite food?
Pizza

17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
It’s pretty much point and shoot isn’t it? I can shoot it well enough to discourage Ray-Ray, Poookie and them from trying to fuck with any of my personal property.

18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
Well assuming I have the keys to pussy and wallet, I would probably grab my computer.

19. How often do you read books?
Not nearly as often as I could or used to.

20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
I think it’s somewhat divided between the past and the future.

21. What is your favorite children’s book?
My favorite children’s books were probably the Encyclopedia Brown series. The Choose Your Own Adventures books would probably be a close second.

22. What color are your eyes?
Brown like most blacks.

23. How tall are you?
Six feet

24. Where is your dream house located?
Somewhere on a huge lot near a lake or river with my closest neighbor a good hike away. It’s definitely will be located somewhere that has a noticeable change of seasons and lots of snow in the winter.

25. Last person you talked to on the phone?
Ms. Black & Wild

26. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
Yes, but come to think of it I haven’t seen a photo booth in ages.

27. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
I don’t think I’ve ever eaten at an Olive Garden before.

28. What are your keys on your key chain for?
Pussy, mailbox, front door, and the building entrance.

29. What’s your favorite color?
Don’t have one favorite. My favorites are black, blue, purple, orange, and green.

30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
Target

31. Where is your current pain at?
My shoulders. They could definitely benefit from a massage right about now. Now if I could find someone to give me one that won’t expect one in return then I’ll be straight.

32. Do you like mustard?
Yes, I do.

33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
I kind of like both but sleep lasts longer so if I can only pick one then I’d choose sleep.

34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
I have features of both but I’d say that I more strongly resemble my mother.

35. How long does it take you in the shower?
Depends on how I’m feeling. It could be between 15 and 40 minutes give or take a few.

36. Can you do splits?
Why exactly would I want to?

37. What movie do you want to see right now?
Spider-Man III (even though Topher Grace is too small to play Eddie Brock or more importantly Venom), Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, Transformers, and Apocalypto. What? You never said the movie had to already be out.

38. Do you put lotion on your dog or cats?
Not unless instructed to by a vet. Otherwise what kind of fucking weirdo lotions up a dog or cat. You know what? On second thought I don’t think I want to know.

39. What did you do for New Year’s?
I don’t think I did anything last year for New Year’s. I don’t currently have any plans for this New Year’s either as of yet. One of these days I plan to get drunk out of my fucking mind, kiss any and every woman in sight, and finally experience some drunken sex.

40. Do you think The Grudge was scary?
It’s a PG-13 Japanese knock off. Hell no it wasn’t scary and I’d have a hard problem not laughing uncontrollably in the face of anyone that did find it scary.

41. What was the cause of your last accident?
I was phone boning with a Blogger and accidentally used a radioactive gel while masturbating instead of Vaseline. It was an honest mistake. What kind of accident? Car accident? A driver wasn’t paying attention, ran a red light, and sideswiped me. If I hadn’t sped up then she might have hit my gas tank instead of my rear bumper. Accident like run of the mill stuff? I tripped over to my electric blanket and went thud.

42. Do you own a camera phone?
Yes, I do. Would you like to send me half-nude, naked, and/or freaky pictures of you? Then why the fuck do you want to know?

43. What are you drinking?
A&W Rootbeer.

44. Was your mom a cheerleader?
No, but she was in the National Honors Society and started college when she was 16.

45. What’s the last letter of your middle name?
Damn, who the fuck is in charge of memes, the IRS or something? Why do they always want to know my first name, last name, my Star Wars name, my porn star name, and every other name. I’m not even going to give the last letter of my middle name. I will give you a clue. It’s one of the letters in the question. LOL!

46. Who did you vote for on American Idol?
I haven’t really watched AI since Rueben Studdard was on.

47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
Lately it’s been between six and seven hours. I’m going to start going to sleep a little earlier and get my full eight. I’m going to need it especially when I go back to school next year.

48. Do you like care bears?
The Gummie Bears were so much better and their theme song was the bomb!

49. What do you buy at the movies?
Depends on which theater I go to. If I go to the Star then I usually buy a pop (sometimes I’ll get a frozen Coke) and curly fries. If I go to my regular spot then I usually get a pop and popcorn (with butter and sometimes with salt).

50. Do you know how to play poker?
Not really. Sometimes I fuddle through Hoyle Casino every now and then but I don’t think I know anyone that plays poker for me to actually learn.

51. Do you wear your seatbelt?
I used to be against wearing seatbelts but I came around a long time ago. I buckle up and anyone riding in Pussy has to buckle up too.

52. What do you wear to sleep?
That depends mainly on the weather. Sometimes I sleep in my PJ’s, sometimes I’ll just wear a tank top and the pants of the PJ’s, sometimes I’ll just wear the pants and no shirt, sometimes I sleep in my boxers and a shirt, and sometimes I just sleep in my boxers. Last night I just slept in my boxers.

53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
Ever heard of the phenomenon known as Devil’s Night? Well, my hometown made that famous. We also had a riot in the 60s that the rest of the country acts like it happened yesterday. We’re the black hair capital of the world and pretty much synonymous with the U.S. auto industry.

54. How many meals do you eat a day?
I usually try to get two meals a day. Sometimes I only eat once a day and sometimes I eat three times a day.

55. Is your tongue pierced?
I personally think that a pierced tongue is like walking around in a sandwich board that announces to the world, “I suck a lotta dick, I love it, and I want the whole fucking world to know that I’ll suck yours too!” So no my tongue isn’t pierced and I have no plans of ever piercing it on purpose.

56. Do you always read MySpace bulletins?
Nope, can’t say that I do.

57. Do you have pets?
One dog, a pitbull named Tantrum. She’s my furbaby.

58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
I like people that can balance funny and serious. I find myself annoyed at people that are always joking and don’t know when to shut it down and quit playing. I also don’t want to be around someone who can never laugh even if it’s sometime at him/herself. I’m a Libra so I pretty much like my people like I like everything else, in balance.

59. Ever been to LA?
Never been to Los Angeles or Louisiana.

60. Did you eat a cookie today?
No but I hate a Holiday cookie flavored marshmallow Peep shaped like a gingerbread man. Fuck you, so what if I’m stretching a little.

61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
Once in a blue moon I’ve cussed in other languages.

62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
Is the RIAA reading this? I enjoy music downloads. That’s all I’m going to say here. ;o)

63. Do you hate chocolate?
Hell no. If chocolate sucked dick, enjoyed anal, and had a pussy I’d make it my bottom bitch.

64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
I don’t speak to my dad so we don’t fight about shit. I also don’t really fight with my mom about anything.

65. Is your cell usually on vibrate or ring?
If it’s on then it’s generally on ring. I haven’t even used vibrate yet.

66. Are you a gullible person?
Not really. I’d like to think I was too smart or at least too cynical to be easily duped by most people. The people who probably could pull one over on me I don’t think would do it and everyone else who would really would have difficulty doing so because I’m not the most trusting person in the world and it takes most people a long time to get me to lower my defenses enough to give them a chance to put one over on me.

67. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
I think I’d be happier with a girlfriend because I tend to be happiest when I’m in a good relationship and have someone to dote on me and vice versa. I can be happy without one although if I never had another girlfriend (and assuming I wasn’t married) I think I might be a bit miserable.

68. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be?
I’d like to be an entrepreneur and have a business that is either in the entertainment, technology, or some other creative field to stimulate me.

69. Are you easy to get along with?
I think it depends on how long they’ve known me. People that knew me before adulthood would probably say that I’m easy to get along with. People that have known me since adulthood may think differently. I think the consensus among them would be that I have a tendency of being difficult, demanding, mercurial, and somewhat unpredictable (in my thinking and how I will react to any given situation.) I also think that the ones who’ve managed to stick it out long enough for me to open up think that I’m worth knowing, a good friend and person, not as difficult as they originally believed me to be.

70. What is your favorite time of day?
I’m a night owl so my favorite time of day is at night. If I had to pick a particular block of time I’d say between about 10:00 PM and 2:00 AM.

Now if you managed to go through this whole meme I did a non-meme post earlier today so feel free to scroll down a little more and check it out too.

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