Hope everyone had a good and happy weekend. As usual things were pretty uneventful for me. I was going to go see Grindhouse on Friday but being nice I asked my mom if she was interested in seeing it and of course she said yes. So I put that off until the next day. I was somewhat tempted to see something by myself on Friday. I still want to get out to see TMNT and Meet the Robinsons. I kind of want to see the Reaping, the Hills Have Eyes 2, and Blades of Glory but who knows if or when I’ll get to them. Maybe I’ll wait to they get to the $1.50 show or something.
Friday night I chatted with Val until she went to bed. I watched a little TV and returned a call from Velvet. We haven’t spoken in a minute but it was nice. She always claims that one night she’s going to hang with the big dogs and stay up longer than me. We’ll see. Although if she had stayed up a little longer that night I might have conceded to her. Not because I was sleepy mind you but because suddenly I felt sick as a dog. We got off the phone around one and I was in the bathroom until damn near two in the morning. When my stomach finally felt like it might allow me to lay down and go to sleep, I did exactly that.
Saturday was my movie day. We went to the movies to see Grindhouse. I like it. I’m still not sure which movie I liked better. I actually liked both but I loved the ending for Death Proof. I’m guessing from a storyline and chronological basis that Death Proof took place before Planet Terror even though the films were shown in the opposite order. Anyway, you can check back tomorrow or Wednesday for some of my thoughts and a little review of Grindhouse. Will someone tell me why the popcorn is never hot? I was so irritated when I left the counter and some fresh, hot popcorn was being popped. The stuff we had was kind of lukewarm and I don’t think we finished it.
After the movie it was time to make a mandatory appearance at Targass! I walk outside and Pussy has snow on her, again. I swear Old Man Winter and Mother Nature are really trying to annoy me. If I could I’d kick both of them in their junk! Repeatedly. There were a lot of hot chicks there but most of the ones I scoped out could stand to eat a few more sandwiches or something. Oh, I’d still hit but of all the things I could be worrying about when running up in a random chick crushing her and grinding her into a paste isn’t one of the things that should immediately come to mind. Although I suppose there are some benefits to fucking skinny chicks. They’re really easy to hold while doing a standing 69. The only time we need to worry is if I’m about to bust. Then she might get a tombstone piledriver, Undertaker style because the knees are the first to go when I nut standing up. I saw a baby in line with a really long tongue. It was sticking out of her mouth in the weirdest position. All I could think was Freaky Jr. better track her down and I wonder if she gets that tongue from her mama. Don’t judge me, damn it!
I went to Starbucks and got a caramel frappuccino. Damn, I love those things! They all taste somewhat different though. I guess that’s to be expected. The first one definitely was the best tasting one. I’m determined to order something else off of the menu next time. I have no idea what I want to try next. Velvet said she didn’t take me for a Starbucks person. I actually like coffee, hot coffee, iced coffee, and lots of other coffee based drinks. I don’t drink it very often but that’s mainly because I don’t have a coffee machine or I’d probably partake in it more. Although to be honest I’m more into hot coffee during the colder months. Now the iced coffee drinks are good to go year round. Now, I definitely don’t have a coffee habit and if I did I’d have to find my regular fix other than Starbucks. With the money I’d spend there everyday I could put a serious dent in filling up my gas tank. Ah, damn that cheap gene I seemed to have inherited. Maybe when it’s warm enough to start tricking again I’ll find someone to get me a Starbucks card and keep it charged for a little something something. Oh like none of you have ever prostituted yourselves for anything!
Sunday was Easter, of course. I did the family thing and had dinner at my sister’s place with the regulars. I was on the receiving end of a three dog kiss attack soon after walking in the door. It’s always nice to spend some time with my puppy girl. When I sat down and she settled down, Tantrum immediately sat down on feet. She was always good for keeping my feet warm and I miss that. I hate the dumbass management company. If I wanted some ugly scruffy paperweight of a lapdog then they’d have no problem with my dog. Unfortunately, I don’t particularly care for little dogs and my puppy girl just so happens to be a pit bull. Fucking bastards!
We didn’t get any snow yesterday, unlike Saturday but it was still too cold for Little Miss Short Shorts to be rocking some short shorts. I’m really hoping she’ll be rocking some on Memorial Day. The family had fun playing get Freaky to eat it. My sister offered me $20 to eat some of everything at the table. When she added the condition that I had to chew everything before swallowing I had to refuse. If I chewed it then the food would be in my mouth long enough for my taste buds to register them as nasty and to activate my gag reflex. I already spent Friday night tossing my cookies I wasn’t trying for a repeat performance on Sunday afternoon. There’s a limit to how much I can retch before I actually vomit. That’s pretty much it. I came home, wrote a couple of posts, look at some naked chicks on BP, and relaxed.
So how was your weekend?
Hope your friend has been sufficiently cheered up. Hopefully, the week won’t be too hellish.
I’m leaning towards the cause being something I ate. It wasn’t a complete surprise though.
Management basically said nope [-( when they heard her breed, even though my dog is friendly, not a nuisance, is legal to own in the city I’m in, was registered, and there was noting in the lease saying that I couldn’t house a pit bull. A little dog can’t do anything but get stepped on around me. 🙁 Bastards!
I’ve been thinking about adding that feature for a minute. I’m still not sure I actually like this particular solution but I haven’t found anything I liked that was as simple to set up and I liked better yet.
My weekend was spent running errands, cheering up a friend, and then going home and doing shots for Easter evening to relax and wind down before a hellish week began…and it’s begun, but whatever.
I think I need my eyes checked too, I coulda swore I read criminal frappuccino, but that’s obviously not what you ordered, lol. They should make one tho!
Do you know what caused your hour long bathroom escapade? That’s a little weird for something like that to just randomly happen.
So management allows small dogs? We had something like that at the condo I used to live in, 20lb max…but they also acknowledged that not everyone wants or has a small dog, so as long as it wasn’t a nuisance it was ok to keep. Have you checked to see if their rules have a clause like that or are they super strict about it? That’s so lame that you can’t have your dog with you.
Ooooh….I really like the fact that you allow us to correct our comments now!!
Yeah, I’m okay. It’ll take more than that to keep me down and out.
I’ll probably only see one of them in the theater. The rest can wait for DVD.
I was going to tell her I’d need at least $50 to eat a plate but I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t have done it. I already know if I had to eat a couple of things at that table I would’ve painted it with the contents of my stomach.
That’s good to know.
Glad your better.
Gotta go see at least one of the films in the theater.
Should have told the sister to up the price for the food.
Weekend was relaxing.
@ TTD – Yeah, but I’ve heard your traffic is terrible and I bet your movies have those high ass east coast ticket prices too don’t they?
It would be nice to have a movie buddy though.
@ Sheree – I usually go to the ones inside of Target. So I’ve been to the one on 13 Mile & Southfield and the one on 9 Mile & Middlebelt.
Sorry you got called in. I hate doing anything when I’m sleep deprived. 😮 Oooh, you so nasty! Wish I had someone local to put me to sleep. :(( Oh well, if things work out I’ll be chilling out in Parts Unknown again in the not too distant future.
You talking about the movie with Tom Hanks on the deserted island? If so then yep, I’ve seen it. It was a good movie too. What kind of drinks does your best friend makes?
@ Luvin Me – I’m glad you had a nice weekend. I hope everything has been alright while you were MIA.
@ DRC – Well that just teaches them character and gives them motivation to abuse you when you’re a drooling old man.
I love hiding the eggs on Easter, but the kids get upset when they have to reach through a thorny bush or walk through a dog shit minefield to get the eggs. 😮
I had a pretty nice weekend myself. I’m going to have to take a little time to get caught up on things…I’ve been MIA for a minute…
Just curious what Starbucks did you go to?
Let’s see my weekend was pretty straight, I was suppose to be off from my 2nd job Friday night but they called me in so I worked until 11:30 pm just to have to be back Saturday morning at 4:30am so uh yeah only got about one hour of sleep. On Saturday after I got off I went over my friend house……he put me to sleep, I slept until about 4:30pm and then he went and picked me up something to eat from a place called Maxwells, the chicken was just gross but the red skin potatoes and bread was good. Sunday morning had to work again, when I got off I went home went to sleep for about 3 hours, got dressed and went over my bestfriend house to eat dinner and boy was it off the hook, damn she know how to throw down in the kitchen and she makes the best damn drinks, I watched cast away over there pretty interesting movie….have you seen it?
see, another reason for u to move to baltimore 🙂
I’m glad we didn’t get any snow yesterday.
I need a movie buddy too. Get out of my head! :)) I’m thinking of waiting for those movies to come out on DVD too and I think Will Ferrell is absolutely hilarious.
There aren’t any prequels to Grind House. There are some some fake trailers and it’s an homage to several other movies but you don’t need to see anything before to understand what’s going.
it snowed here yesterday… all but 3 mins
if we lived in the same city.. we could be movie buddies.. i want to see Meet the Robinsons, Reaping, the Hills Have Eyes 2, and Blades of Glory.. but i think im going to wait for all except Blades of Glory to come out on DVD.. i just LOVE will ferrall.. he’s hilarious!! =))
i never heard of the prequels to Grind House.. do I need to see them to understand what’s going on?
@ Southern Gal – I want to see it again. It almost requires you to see it more than once to notice everything going on.
@ Deep – I’m glad your weekend was good. I see you changed up your template again. 🙂
It’s okay. I’m doing much better now.
My weekend was good. I am so sorry you were sick but now I am happy happy happy you are well. I feel better now.:d/
I’ve been hearing alot of good things about Grindhouse. I have to check it out. I like most of Quentin Tarrantino’s movies.
My weekend was ok. Missed church yesterday.
@ Zora – Thanks, I’m glad I feel better too. Unless it hit really suddenly and Velvet heard me getting sick in the background I probably wouldn’t admit to her that I was sick. So she’d think she had her victory and would be none the wiser. 😉
Well, I wasn’t actually the one to go to the concession stand, it was my mom. So maybe they like you better than her. 🙁
I guess you’ll have to settle with our two blog dogs. 🙂
@ DRC – Oh so you’re one of those parents that go outside while the kids hunt for eggs. You’re a good one. I’d be cheering them on from inside, looking out the window.
The drink wouldn’t have warmed you up to much because it’s cold (but oh so delicious) but getting a blowjob afterwards would’ve been great. Maybe she’d even get a buzz from some coffee tinged cum. =))
Easter went off without a hitch, eat with the family, hid eggs for the kids and froze. It seems every Easter we get 70 degree weather the week before and Easter day it gets down to 27 degrees and the wind blows about 30 mph.
That Starbucks sounded good! I would have liked to had one to warm me up, then a blowjob afterward, that would have capped the day off. :-j
oh, i’m sure Velvet wouldn’t have relished in being able to hang w/ you if she knew you were sick. 🙁 i’m glad you got to feeling better, though.
my popcorn is almost always hot. :d/ i guess the theater workers like me better than you. :>
while having Easter dinner w/ my cousins, i met their dog. it made me want to get one. too bad that won’t be happening any time soon.