Okay the song is pretty simplistic and the rapper has a stupid name but it does have a catchy little hook doesn’t it? Anyway the point of this is simply to brag about yourself and tell the world why you’re hot.
1. I’m intelligent.
2. I’m strong willed.
3. Arrogance looks good on me.
4. I’m funny as hell, even when I’m not trying.
5. I’m complicated (you’ll never get bored trying to figure me out).
6. I’m a gentleman.
7. I’m also a freak.
8. I will bring the freak out of you too.
9. I can make any woman feel sexy and wanted.
10. I’ll introduce you to at least one new kink.
11. I listen.
12. I give great advice.
13. I can keep you warm when it’s cold.
14. I don’t have any babies’ mamas.
15. I don’t give a damn about following trends or being like everybody else.
16. I’m not afraid to voice or embrace unpopular opinions.
17. I have tact.
18. I have manners.
19. I’m a damn great kisser.
20. I can love you like no one ever has or ever will.
21. I have a soothing and relaxing voice.
22. I’m charming.
23. I have nice lips.
24. I have a code of honor.
25. I’m different from most guys you know (and proud of it).
26. I’m a good friend.
27. I can be the best friend you ever had.
28. I taste good (take that anyway you want).
29. I can stimulate you mentally.
30. I drive an SUV called Pussy. I don’t care what anybody says that’s fucking hot and you know it! LOL!
That’s why I’m hot. Why are you?