Happy 2008 everybody! Hope everyone enjoyed their time off, assuming you took some time off, doing whatever it is you wanted to do. Christmas was kind of blah. I finally got my portable GPS. My mom went the tricky route and pulled one over on me. She had me believing that my GPS was actually a gift for my brother-in-law. She even went so far as to delivering an empty, gift wrapped box to my brother-in-law while I was in the car. I still don’t get why she feels the need to surprise knowing full well that hate surprises. I go out of my way to ruin any surprises that involve me. I’d later find out that my mom was concerned about me buying one on my own because I’ve been wanting one for so long. Truth of the matter is if my refund had gotten here earlier I probably would have bought me one for Christmas.
I did kind of guess what I was getting before Christmas though. Since there was really only three things I wanted, a laptop computer, a GPS, and a Nintendo Wii, it was easy to rule out the computer and the Wii by looking at the box. I figured this out even though she wrapped my gift in two different boxes and tried stuffing them to throw me off. I also got a rain shower head faucet for my shower. I kind of miss the higher pressure my old shower head exerted. Of course the previous head was broken while taking it off so even if I wanted to go back I’d have to buy a new one.
I’m in the market for a laptop computer. I kind of have my eyes and heart on a Toshiba X205. I like the Apple notebooks but they’re kind of expensive, incompatible (or difficult), software wise, to use for some of the things I want to do, and I haven’t used an Apple since middle school (a loooong time ago). When I first looked at it I think it was one price, I guess it was on sale. Last week they were giving out two free games with it. Oh yeah, it’s a gaming capable computer. Now when I went to check on it this week it went up $200 in price and no free games. That fucking sucks rotten crotch! I really wish I knew someone that either worked for Toshiba or Best Buy and could secure me a discount. I’m kind of torn between waiting and seeing if it might possibly go on sale again or getting something else from somewhere else. I’ve played around with configurations on several sites but to get a computer with equivalent features would cost me more at least a few hundred dollars more. I need to get my comfortable shoes and go back to manhoeing.
I didn’t really feel like going anywhere Christmas day, as I was content to just lounge around a be a lazy bum all day. Eventually, I ending up going over to my sister’s house for Christmas dinner. It was okay with the exception of a lack of eye candy. Little Miss Short Shorts didn’t wear anything tight so I guess she singlehandedly gave a lot of knucklebabies a temporary stay of execution. My sister tried to get me to eat some “normal” food and offered to do so for $100. She didn’t take me up on the offer. I think one of these days she’s actually going to pay up just to try to punk me out. Guess I should ask some chicks how to get over the gag reflex then or otherwise I may end up coating everything near me in a nice layer of partially digested food and stomach acid. Mmm yummy!
Val came up from Parts Unknown to spend some time with me. Part of the plan was to see Alien vs. Predator- Requiem so she wanted to see the first AvP. I decided to give the GPS a little test by driving to somewhere I haven’t been before so we went to the Palladium (http://www NULL.uptownbirmingham8 NULL.com/index NULL.htm). I followed the directions the GPS gave me and still got lost. Part of it was my fault and part of it was due to the info my girlfriend, the name Val derisively gave my GPS, gave me. It’s a nice little theater so I think I’ll be back. Now that I know where it is I think I can go back without getting lost. Now if I’ll be able to find the parking garage closest to it (the one we went to wasn’t it) is another thing altogether.
AvPR was okay. There were some undigested throat babies in the theater that kept laughing every time something violent happen, which was pretty much every couple of minutes or so. Please women either: a.) don’t allow your teenagers out without supervision, b.) pick better men to father your children, or c.) swallow instead of unleashing the shame and failure of your loins upon the world. Thanks. Now where was I? Oh yeah, AvPR. It picked up exactly where AvP left off with the Predalien (the predator/alien hybrid) being hatched from the dead Predator’s chest. The Predalien kills all of the Predators on board the ship causing it to crash land in a small Colorado town but not before the Predators send out a distress signal. The rest of the movie pretty much boils down to this: Predalien wants to impregnate anyone it can find, the Predator wants to hunt and kill the Predator and his progeny, and the humans just want to get the fuck out of town before they’re murdered like the stupid little cattle they are.
I had a running joke with Val all weekend that people with dreads are dirty. Not dirty as in don’t wash their asses but dirty as in the tactics they use to get things done. Every time something bad happened I blamed it on people with dreads. It was funny. Of course I have to say that due to my love of gadgets I have to side with the Predators even if they do have the alien Rastafarian thing going. The Predalien was badass but the Predator was even badder.
The Good: The movie is full of violence and action. The Predalien was a badass but the Predator was even more so. It wasn’t rated PG-13 like the previous movie in the series. Gotta love a movie that has face huggers and throat babies. If women could really get pregnant like that I’d have a small country of bastard children by now.
The Bad: This series totally spits in the face of Alien continuity. I’d say character development was an afterthought but that would imply that there was actually any thought into any of the characters. The humans. I didn’t care about any of them. I don’t know why the studios put the focus on humans when the movie should have been about the Predator and the Aliens tearing shit up. Who gives a fuck if the pizza boy gets with the stupid blond? If you’re going to make the story about the humans then give me a reason to give a damn about them. Is that so hard? The movie ended kind of abruptly and wasn’t all that satisfying kind of like Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man’s Chest. It’s obviously setting up a sequel which will probably lead us into space and either the Alien or Predator home worlds.
My letter grade for Aliens vs. Predator – Requiem was a C-.
We even got around to seeing I Am Legend too. Val seemed kind of blah about it but at least she doesn’t have an irrational and dare I say an un-American hatred of Will Smith like some people who I won’t name here. Yeah, I’m talking about you. I was halfway tempted to scare her during the movie but I didn’t want to embarrass her in public or make her spill her popcorn. I Am Legend was okay. It started off really slow but picked up towards the second half of the movie. I think we were both expecting a bit more action and a little less character study. I really wasn’t expecting a balls to the wall Die Hard experience so I wasn’t as disappointed as she was. I pretty much knew what to expect but I guess Val was expecting the movie to be more action packed like the previews.
The good: The second half of the movie, Will Smith, Samantha, and any sequence with the infected humans and animals.
The bad: The movie had more than it’s share of plot holes. If the infected people pretty much devolved socially to the point of having no social structure whatsoever then how come they hung out with each other, had a leader, and even kept infected dogs? How come Will Smith’s character Lt. Col. Neville (thanks Mr. Cage, the name escaped me and I didn’t feel like looking it up) didn’t try to fuck the chick that rescued him since his wife and child were dead and he’s had nothing but the companionship of mannequins, his dogs, and his experiments/”patients” to keep him company? The movie was predictable even if you didn’t read the book it’s based on or seen the previous two remakes, The Last Man on Earth or The Omega Man. Samantha’s fate.
My letter grade for I Am Legend was a B-.
Val finally got to see some snow. Since it snowed late on New Year’s Eve and into New Year’s Day. I was a little disappointed that I only got one Happy New Year text or phone call. Not that I wanted my phone to ring off the hook nonstop or anything but I’m a Libra and we’re attention whores so what can I say? I want attention when I want it. We watched Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Year’s Eve special. Every time Val saw Dick Clark she just looked sad. She’s a softie like that. Whenever Dick Clark dies New Year’s Eve won’t be the same. Ryan Seacrest is bland, talentless, and wears entirely too much makeup. I’m not talking about the typical TV makeup either. I think the whole metrosexual line is crossed when you start wearing lipstick, mascara, rogue, and eye shadow. Shit if you’re going to wear all of that then you might as well wear a short skirt, high heels, a frilly pastel colored thong and make daddy some money. What?! I got off track ranting about femme dudes.
I’m still not sure of the exact total of snow my city got but I believe it was between six and eight inches. It would have to snow on the day she was going home. Fortunately there weren’t many people on the street as I drove her to the airport. The roads weren’t all that great. Not necessarily because of the plowing but more so because of how they seem to pave the newer streets. It’s like they have ridges in the street and snow, slush, and ice can get between the ridges and make driving more problematic then it should or needs to be. I’m not really used to sharing things, prolonged togetherness, or her sleep schedule (she’s an early bird and I’m a night owl) but I was kind of sad to see her leave. School resumes on Monday and I’m not looking forward to it all. Back to real life I guess. Oh joy.
*****Update*****
I ordered my computer so soon I’ll have another girlfriend vying for my attention. Yay! I can’t wait to turn her on, finger her, and stick dicks discs in her ‘puter pussy hard drive. Oh yeah, come to daddy and make daddy cum you sexy computer bitch. Oh shit, did I say that out loud type that? Hopefully I won’t drool on her…too much.
i’ll restrain myself from making any comments about Will. but, i will say i agree that I Am Legend was just ok. i gave it a B+, but i think i was being generous. ’twas the holiday season!
i watched a little of New Years’ Rockin’ Eve, and it was sad to see Dick Clark as a shell of his former self. but, at least he was there making the best of it.
Happy 2008! This could be the year for blog baby #6!… or not. ;))
It’s not one of his best movies and I don’t think it’s a blockbuster type of film either unless by blockbuster you mean a movie for rent at Blockbuster. =)) Enough about Will lets talk about how much you like me. :d What?!
I could barely stay awake during it. Whenever Dick Clark dies or retires they should just show video of him from years past doing the countdown.
Happy 2008 to you to! It’s definitely the year for blog baby #6. :”>
\:d/ happy new year!!!
Thanks. You too.
Well Heeepppppy New Year to ya!
So, what kind of computer is it anyway? I checked the link, but it’s moved.
Dick Clark…ummm…he needs to sit down and just take a nap. Ryan HoeCrest needs to just sit down, wipe that make-up off and untape his little wee wee and proceed to be a man. I can’t stand that whiny little good for nothing.
Who hates Will?!?!?! I like him as an actor for the most part, haven’t seen his latest movie, though. My sister saw it and said wait for DVD…which is what I normally do. We saw a movie for Xmas and I had to get up and move. The kid could barely breathe and she kept coughing all over me…sheeesh. I was disgusted and highly irritated, moving was the best option before my temper got the best of me. At least now I remember why I avoid the theater like the plague!
Thank you! <:-p It makes sense since the last time I looked for that computer at BestBuy it was sold out online and the closest store it was available at was at least a 100 miles away. 🙁 The computer I was linking to was a Toshiba X205. I'll probably put up some pics of her when she's delivered. :d/ It was kind of sad looking and listening to Dick. I think Val was about to cry if she had to see him much more that night. Ryan should be fixing pizzas or working in one of those Oriental spas trying to upsell happy endings. Glad I don't really bother too much with American Idol. Eww! I hate people coughing or breathing on me especially when they have a sick vibe. Stay your snotty, sniffling, coughing, wheezing, can't breathe, contagious ass at home and away from me!
happy new year…..
I am going to see both movies tomorrow. So, I wont read the previews.
glad you got the gifts you wanted. I need a new laptop. I am waiting. I want to get one around may. so I am still researching them.
Thanks. Happy 2008 to you too! \:d/ <:-p Enjoy the movies and tell me what you thought about them. Have fun with the researching. I was researching up until the last minute before I hit the pay button. I'm going to be so broke this month but I don't really care that much. 8-}
I had to skip your movie reviews b/c I haven’t seen neither movie. Plus I’m not that all into the Alien and Predator movies.
Dick Clark needs to pass the torch. I was waiting on him to tip over. It was almost sad to look at him.
I want a laptop so bad. Hopefully I’ll purchase one before spring time.
Everybody I know that has a Wii can’t stop playing it.
BOOOOOO!!! I said, “BOOOOOO!!!”
There’s no one for Dick to pass the torch to. Seacrest couldn’t hold his jock strap…without sniffing it.
I hope you get a laptop. I’m sure if you hug the right person there could be one for you somewhere.
I wish I had one so I couldn’t stop playing it. Of course I’d probably be too busy to blog but we are talking the Wii so I’m sure everyone would understand. :d
Happy New Years!
Yay! For getting something from your list and double yay for you mom trying to throw you off gaurd with it!
I wanna new laptop and Wii! 🙁
I wish it would snow like that here, I need more days off! LOL
I AM LEGEND was okay. A half nekky Will Smith was better! LOL
All GPS systems sound the same! If I got one I want it to be some brothas voice, not some automated white chick! LOL
Boo @ trying to throw me off! Don’t encourage that behavior. 🙁
I want you to buy me a Wii. So when can I expect to receive it? Please? I’ll be your best friend. Please? I’ll exchange some of my manhoeing services for it. Damn, can I get a 10% down payment on it? :d
Get to the corner, Ladynay. /:) I have nothing else to say about a half naked Will Smith.
Don’t hate on the GPS voice. One of them lets you download different voices. I think it’s TomTom. You can have Mr. T, Sean Connery or Mike Tyson, among others, give you directions. I wonder if I can program my GPS for phone sex? Hmmm. What?!
Hello, Freaky Deaky:
Soon I move to a PC, but I have no idea which brand. I will miss my Apple, though.
I would have gone watch Will Smith. I enjoy him as an actor. I strongly dislike Nick Cage, who had no problem portraying a drunk because that seems to be second nature to him, I guess. We shared a restaurant veranda with him and his friends a few years ago. Yikes!
I am glad you got almost all you wanted and a few days and nights of sweet caress. Have a good 2008 and study. As for me, I will be going back to bed. Happy 2008 to all the regulars.
I hope you get a nice PC.
I’ll take it you didn’t ask him for an autograph then. :)) Hopefully he’s a nice and funny drunk instead of one of the angry ones.
Thanks. I ordered a computer today. Now all I need to do is get my hands on a Nintendo Wii. Although it’s going to have to wait because I no longer have the money to get it. :((
Happy 2008 to you too.
=)) @ you needing to get ya comfortable shoes and go back to manhoeing.
We are some attention whores aren’t we…..
Can’t be standing on the corner with sore feet and smashed up toes. That’s not hot. [-(
Yeah, I used to think that the whole being the center of attention thing didn’t apply to me because of my antisocialness but that’s not entirely true. I just want attention when I want it. The rest of the time leave me alone. :))
HAPPY NEW YEAR to you too!!<:-p I don't really care for surprises either but I will say that I think it's sweet that your mom went out of her way to try and make the day special for you. You must be the baby of the family (as am I)cause that sounds like something my mom would do. lol Z has a Toshiba Satellite laptop with the big screen. It's great! The thing I love the most (and it's so simple) is that it has the number pad on the side like you would find on a traditional keyboard. I need to get me one before I tear his up. lol Z went to see AVP. All I remember him saying is that it was "a'ight". lol I loved I Am Legend though. I tell people the same thing to not go expecting lots of action, at least not right off, because it's not like that. Oh, I'm jealous that ya'll got that much snow!! I can't say that I would want quite that much, maybe half, but still! We haven't good snow like that around here in forever!! I hope the new school semester goes a little better for you this go round.
Thanks. 🙂 Nope, actually I’m the oldest out of my mom’s kids. I’m just spoiled and she likes to get a reaction out of me. :))
The 17 inch laptops are huge but have you seen the 20 inch ones? :-~ I might actually take this one out and about with me every now and then, whenever I get a bag, but the 20 inch ones? Not a chance! I never really saw the deal with the number pad but I looked at a computer without one and quickly changed my mind about purchasing it because it didn’t have one. Go figure.
AvP was pretty much that, a’ight. It’s not bad to watch on a lazy weekend. I’d definitely recommend I Am Legend although I’d tell people to take the previews with a grain of salt.
If I didn’t have to take Val to the airport then I kind of wish we got more snow. It’ll all be gone more than likely by this time next week. 🙁
Thanks, we’ll see.
Yeah you pretty much summed up I Am Legend. The best part of the movie was towards the end. And I know not having a woman around went thru my head and why he didn’t fire off some knuckle children and get with that woman!!!
My New Year’s sucked. I got sick so I was on antibiotics so there was no reason to go out. I sat up and watched Kathy Griffin stand up and she was actully funny making the jokes about Ryan and Clay.
The chick did come off kind of like a nutty fanatic but I think I’d be able to ignore what she was yapping about until I got my nut.
Sorry your New Year’s got off to a sucky start. Hope it gets better from today on out.
I wonder if losing to Ruben caused Clay to get in touch with a makeup artist and his feminine side? I just don’t know what to say about Ryan besides he’s a waste of skin and water.
Happy Freakin’ New Year my brotha! Looks like, contrary to what you mentioned here, you had a pretty good holiday. I skipped over your review of AVP, but looked at the rating and will probably check it out sometime, hopefully before it leaves the theatres. I’ve been hearing a little of both. Reviews like yours, some who loved it, and some who hated it.
And what is up with folks hating on Will man? It’s almost like, they can’t stand the guy just to NOT stand him. Like it’s the in thing or something. I liked I Am Legend. To answer your question, the good dr. Neville simply got it wrong about the fact that the dark seekers held no social structure. For the very same reason you mentioned, his analysis of them was completely off point. As for why he didn’t get with the honey, well, that’s a question best for Neville. -lol
I got the wifey a portable GPS thingie too. I have NO idea what the hell she’s waiting for though. Geez. Use the doggone thing. Take it for a test spin ya know? I can’t wait for Cloverfield man. My thoughts is, we will either NOT see the creature OR see VERY LITTLE of it. That’s just my guess, which to me still works fine. I think the whole thing would scare me anyway man! Looking forward to it, and looking forward for a whole lot of freaky madness in ’08… :d/
Happy New Year to you too! <:-p AvP could've and should've been so much better. I don't know why everyone feels the need to stray so far from the source material (the comic books) whenever they do one of these movies. [-x I've heard everything from Will being too charming, too soft, too bougie, etc. for reasons not to like him. He's alright with me. I hope he finally gets back up with Jazzy Jeff and do another CD. Maybe you can bring the GPS with you and try to get your wife lost on purpose. It's an idea anyway. The GPS can be chatty at times but it's already got me to a few places I would have skipped without it.