What’s the sitches bitches? Well as I’m sure you know this if my 500th post. My thoughts were all over the place about what I should do for a post. When I originally thought about this post a few weeks ago my plan was for this post to be my swan song from blogging. I honestly haven’t been feeling the blog love lately or had much desire or inspiration to continue blogging. It seems like with each passing day blogging is providing me diminishing returns and little else. But this isn’t my swan song.
As hinted in some recent comments the plan I had resigned myself to was doing my first podcast. Then I discovered a problem I hadn’t taken into account. The flow of my conversation in writing is greatly different from my verbal conversation. No matter what I tried the flow just didn’t feel right to me as my perfectionist tendencies started to kick in. I was going to do a Fuck it Friday podcast but the standard format just doesn’t work for me and I don’t really like posts being up for more than a few days. Ask Freaky Anything might have worked but it usually takes weeks and repeated pleas to get a decent amount of questions so it’s a bit late for that right now. Now that I think about it I may save my first podcast for the next Ask Freaky Anything. If you really want to hear my voice that much then send me some questions. I was brainstorming for ideas but I wasn’t really feeling any of the options. A gratitude post? I’m not really the gracious type and truth be told there should be a moratorium on gratitude posts. It was suggested that I say hi and shout some people out but I wasn’t really feeling that option either. I was going to just say something sarcastic like fuck you and this podcast but I was told that was kind of mean. Whatever! Like I’m not kind of mean and it wouldn’t fit my blog.
When I got inspired, grabbed the mic, and began ad-libbing a podcast fate conspired against me. No one was trying to fuck with me all day but as I started getting in my groove with my podcast, my phone rang, the text messages started coming, and I got all kinds of “helpful” notifications from Trillian about people logging on and logging off of their messengers and e-mails I had received. After that I was pretty much through with trying. I’ll do a podcast eventually. Who knows when though? Anyway, I’ve been wanting to put something up, get the 500th post out of the way and be done with it. Now it’s done. Big ups to Team Freaky! What up to the semi-regs and blue mooners?! Fuck my scary ass lurkers in perpetuity in the ass with a non lubricated pneumatic dildo. When you have sex please swallow so you don’t breed another generation of pussy ass punk bitch lurkers, ok? Better yet don’t swallow just choke on jizz and die.