Why is it when people brag online about how good looking they are or how many people they attract and finally post a picture you’re left feeling a bit underwhelmed? Most of the time they look aight, sometimes they look exactly as I pictured them in my head, and the rest of the times they are either a lot better looking or a lot uglier than their claims. Usually the self-deprecating types are a pleasant surprise though.
Why is it too much information when I talk about my last nut but chicks can talk all about their cycles and shit? Periods = gross. A massive nut = cool as fuck, more liquid Freaky fun for everyone, more jelly for your belly (or other places)!
WWE is coming back to Detroit in August. I halfway want to go but not by myself. Problem is the chick I would take is acting out of pocket and in danger of getting purged.
Head pats and forehead kisses for everyone naive and/or stupid enough to think BET would put on a classy awards/tribute show followed by a kick in the ass. I have some mountain front property in Detroit for sale. *snickers*
I don’t really watch many videos so I had little or no idea who a lot of the cats were when BET would put them on camera. Kanye’s chick has a bad ass body but I don’t even like chicks with short hair so I can’t fuck with baldilock chicks or those with less hair than me.
I wonder if the dude in the picture from my last post knew that his photo would be seen countless times on the Internet and be used in such a negative fashion? I wonder who he is.
I saw a commercial for the DVD release of Knowing last night and noticed they said you could buy Push on the same day. Why did I think Push was already out and I had it? I looked through my movie collection and figured out why. I was confusing it for Jumper which is quite similar to Push. I haven’t bought a DVD in a minute and I never did get around to seeing Knowing in theaters. I’ll pick it up next week and watch it so Val can’t tease me.
Speaking of my movie collection I’m wondering if I should store my pornos with my regular movie collection or separate? What do you do? My blog wife likes to blow up the cover art to her pornos and hang them on the wall. Oh, I wasn’t supposed to mention that? Uh forget you heard that, okay?
Why is it that I’m hornier than a death row inmate when pussy is in scarcity but when it’s in abundance I’m like, “Eh whatever?”
Just saw the Last Airbender teaser trailer and I’m looking forward to it. I pray that Shamalamadingdong doesn’t fuck it up like he does most of his movies. Sucks that I have to wait until next year to see it.
I want some comic books.
My mom and my sister have LCD TVs and I’m feeling left out. If things go as planned I’ll have one either for my birthday or for Christmas. I think I’ll back off of the 42 inch I originally wanted though. Val wants my current TV. That thing is going to be a beast to move. I know because it was a beast to get from Sam’s Club to my room.
I have more posts than I thought I did. Yay me!
I have absolutely no plans whatsoever for the 4th so please quit asking me and using it as a means to gloat about all the fun, joy, and drunken debauchery you’re going to engage in. Asshole!
Methinks Ladynay will be on Twitter by the end of the year.
I don’t follow many people on Twitter that don’t reply. With few exceptions I don’t generally find those people very interesting and I think the least you can do is acknowledge someone’s existence by specific name every once in awhile as opposed to a general, all-inclusive shout-out to everybody.
I’ve had 3 Doors Down in heavy rotation on my mp3 player since downloading them. I dig that shit! I think I’m starting to get acquainted with my inner rocker. I think I may have to look into another concert.
Whenever I get around to getting my remote car starter I’m going to look into getting an aux jack installed so Pussy can finally play my mp3 player without any adapters or other 3rd party bullshit.
Southern rock > Southern rap. It’s not even open to discussion. Nope. Good day! I said good day sir/ma’am!
I want to take guitar lessons but I don’t like the fact that it callouses your fingers. I like my fingers and hands smoother than a newborn’s ass and I’d like to keep them that way.
No one uses the term diaspora outside of college.
I still really, really want a hand puppet. I miss Lawrence LaGiraffe.
I’ve been going to bed early and getting up early too. Me no likey! Me no likey at all! I hope this isn’t permanent. I think my change in sleeping habits in part comes from the repeats invading late night TV and my current lack of fellow night owl friends to talk to at night. Hopefully, one of those things will change in the near future.
I’ll get around to writing about my deflowering one of these days. I haven’t forgotten. Only one of you will have access to that post though.
I can think, have thought, and know of several reasons off the top of my head to kill oneself but the death of Michael Jackson isn’t one of them (well, not unless you were related him).
I want a drink. I want to do something out of character like get shit faced drunk, altered, and wake up sticky and butt ass naked next to a bitch whose name I don’t remember or even care to. I usually try to suppress my self-destructive urges.
Have you ever felt like you wanted to completely shut down and snap at the same time? That’s how I feel right now. Nothing makes me feel better.
Sometimes I’m afraid my antisocial nature is going to spin off into something worse. I can almost feel it happening.
I want to see my baby’s Kool-Aid smile, be held, and hear her say, “Yay!”
Blow up the porn cover art? Wow! Pop art indeed.
Why can’t we all read about your deflowering? I wanna read! It might turn me on and then you can thank yourself for “helping me to the finish line”. I kid.
What size would you get instead of 42in? Hell, what’s the difference in price? That’s a key factor.
A hand puppet? Um, ok, whatever….
I hate those Follow Fridays on Twitter. I’ve done about 2 but that’s just too damn much. If you want to know who to follow, look at mine. I’m not shooting out anymore.
She’s a perv but you didn’t hear that from me. :-~
I’m only going to share that with people that have shared their tales of deflowering. I seriously doubt it will “help you to the finish line”. =))
At this point I’m thinking either 32 or 37 inches, possibly 35 inch if I can find one. It’s not so much the price but the size and the optimal viewing distance. The larger the TV the further away from it you should be while watching it.
Yes, a hand puppet. I dig them and can make people laugh at least twice as much channeling my demented thoughts through them. I only wish I knew how to throw my voice then I’d be dangerous in public.
I don’t really like the Follow Fridays because I really don’t want the same group of followers everyone else has. As far as I’m concerned since I tend to keep it small if we have more than about 3 or 4 of the same people in common it gets annoying and people start getting purged. Me no likey having too much crossover.
Dude from your FiF is your long, lost uncle Joe!
I wondered the same thing about self promoters.
I didnt know what Amber Rose looked like until the awards.
I doubt Ill be on Twitter unless something really requires me to do so or I get nosey.
We want what we cant have.
WWE will be here too and I am in your same boat 🙁
If you ever get that drunk, have someone take pix! LOL!
Most of my uncles are dead. I heard dude’s name is Snookums. You know him right? =))
There’s a thin line between high self-esteem and a delusional state on the Internet.
I’ve seen pics of her before but I heard about her long before I ever saw a pic. Kanye really is “special”.
Mmm hmm. Yes you will. Come on and join, you know you want to. Just make sure I’m your first friend or bad, bad things will happen. >-)
If I want it I should be able to have it. [-(
WWE should clear their Detroit visits with me first. That and give me free ringside tickets too. 🙂
No ma’am! I will not be one of those people with pictures of me pissing myself, writing on my face, or anything else embarrassing like that. Now if you want a photographer next time you get drunk…
I will not allow the mocking of Snookums! When you get randomly ran over by some dude with a shirt on that says “I’m with Ladynay” don’t complain! LOL
My pimp hand didn’t even twitch. In fact, I think it (:|, ;)), and (:| again.
Dude’s mouth looks like he can eat your pussy and give you a hysterectomy at the same time. I heard women like cunnilingus like that. ;;)
I make sure to speak to everyone on my twitter…all 18 of them. I prefer small numbers.
Talk about your nuts all you want, I see nothing wrong.
I like when a man has smooth hands.
Those suicides *rolls eyes*
I prefer a small manageable number too.
Thank you! You hear that readers, I can talk about all the hot, gooey nuts I bust all damn day if I want to. :p
Some lady tried to burn down a bar because she was upset about Michael Jackson. With that and the suicides anyone who says Michael didn’t have any influence is straight up crazy.
Why is it when people brag online about how good looking they are or how many people they attract and finally post a picture you’re left feeling a bit underwhelmed?
some sh*t is definitely better left unsaid….and unseen. :)):))
Just saw the Last Airbender teaser trailer and I’m looking forward to it
Is that the M. Night Shalamar movie? If so, I saw it during the movies before transformers. It did look pretty good.
No one uses the term diaspora outside of college I’m trying to recall if they even used it during my college life. LMAO Prolly did and I just forgot.
Only one of you will have access to that post though.
Hollaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Ummm, is that you (partial) face I see on my computer screen to the right (by the freaky tweets)? Look at those lips!! :*
I don’t know maybe if they didn’t get my expectations all up as being some super hot video hoe looking babe only to look ordinary it would be ok.
Yes ma’am. I call him Shamalamadingdong and will continue to until he makes a movie that I can’t use to tell a chick how hard I want to be sucked on.
Girl: Like this?
Me: No, you’re Lady in the Laking me when you should be hooking me up like the Happening.
Girl: Oh! I understand now. I just hope I don’t swallow any of my teeth while I’m doing it.
I don’t think I ever heard the term until college and I had to look it up. Outside of college and people on some straight hardcore pro-Black shit it’s rare.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!! You said holla. =))
Yeppers that is me and my lips. :”>
Have you ever felt like you wanted to completely shut down and snap at the same time? That’s how I feel right now.<<<<<Yes. During that time of the month!
Kanye's chick is a bad bitch. I can't hate.
I can't think of no reasons to kill myself. I'm dumbfounded at the people who have killed themselves over MJ. I love MJ too but that's going to damn far.
Well, even though it’s believed men actually have a time of the month. I can’t attribute my current state of mind to it. 🙁
Yes she is with her bald headed ass.
There are few people I couldn’t or wouldn’t want to live without. MJ doesn’t make that list.
i forgot that i was supposed to write a deflowering post. thanks for the reminder! maybe i’ll get to it this month… or not.
one of the teachers at my school has a remote starter. it’s the only thing i envy about her. the actual system looks reasonable, but i wonder how much the installation is. let me stop! the last thing i need to think about is spending more $$.
i’m up late every night, but by the time it dawns on me to call someone who might also be up that late, it’s a little too late to call.
and, uhm, why’d you have to call me out like that!
:-l
I still have time if I want to wait until the anniversary of the actual day.
Yeah, I’m curious about the installation costs myself. I definitely want it done before it snows.
Most people I know are on granny time and go to bed really early. I used to have at least six people I could call as late as I wanted. The last person I thought could put in the rotation bored the hell out of me.
Silly goose, because it’s fun! 🙂 That and I get a sadistic little glee from embarrassing you. o:-)