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Kneel before the crapper!
I got sick yesterday within about 15 minutes or so of finishing lunch. I don’t know if it was what I ate, if I had a bug, or something else but I’d be cool not having to pray to the porcelain God anytime soon. I feel much better by the way.
In related news today is National Toilet Day.
You know what irks me? Porn. Not porn for porn’s sake but some of the shit down in porn. One thing in particular that I can’t stand in porn are interviews before the scenes. Seriously why do I need confirmation that she’s a slut, whore, or just plain fucked up from all the family members that molested her when she was younger? Who’s interested in hearing a 21 year old talk about anything? Exactly! Shut the fuck up and suck some dick already! Same with those insipid porns that spend 10 or 15 minutes having a chick dance, while the producer or whoever awkwardly flirts with her, before rubbing baby oil on her ass and having her dance some more. How am I supposed to get my nut when you keep doing shit that makes my dick flaccid?!
A beat up pussy that looks like bad hamburger meat and pubic hair that looks like skunk fur does not make for a sexy combination.
I wish I could get excited about the new BlackBerry Bold but honestly all BlackBerry’s pretty much look alike to me and I’m not particularly impressed with it’s aesthetic qualities.
What is up with chicks digging 50 Cent’s “Baby By Me”? That is such a low self-esteem hoe ass song to me for women to like. Then again all females aren’t ladies so if that type of shit appeals to you then maybe you’re the low self-esteem have hoe the song was made for. Then again maybe young hoes with low self-esteem want an anthem too. Well, I’m going to take Willie D’s advice and let a hoe be hoe. Since you’re hoeing anyway get me something nice after he and the crew are done beating up your uterus, okay? Thanks.
What’s the big deal about that Beyonce/Lady Gaga collaboration? I watched it and Beyonce looked like a waking wet dream but that Video Phone song is straight garbage. I had to Al Bundy it to get through it. Anyway I had forgotten for a moment how many clit riders she has amongst the hoe and ankle grabber demographic.
Whenever I hear gaga the first thing I think is gaga goo goo eat my doo-doo. Oh I know I can’t be the only one. At least one of you will bust out laughing next time you hear Lady Gaga being mentioned because of me. You’re welcome by the way.
Marge Simpson isn’t bad when she lets down that awful beehive.
Fuck it Friday is tomorrow!
I really don’t care for corporate sponsorship of events, especially when they insist on having their name plastered in the title. Case in point the Motor City Bowl has been renamed the Little Caesar’s Pizza Bowl. Really? So not only are you playing in a smaller bowl, in the cold, but you have to tell people it’s called the Pizza Bowl too. Way to foster pride dumb motherfuckers!
I so don’t feel like taking my truck to the shop but I know I have to. I take my truck to where I took it last time only to find out that they moved just before Labor Day. Oh well, guess today isn’t the day to take my truck in.
Seems like the last couple of times I’ve been to the grocery store some chick has tried to start a conversation with me. I’m not saying they’re always trying to hit on me, though it would be nice if they did since I like being hit on, just that I find it a little odd.
I really wish Blogger would remember my password for more than a week or two at a time. I hate having to get up and look for my password every time I want to read certain blogs.
I haven’t been too impressed with the Black Friday deals that have been “leaked” so far. I did see some deals at Costco and Sam’s Club that might tempt me to deal with all those ignorant ass people out and about that day.
Anybody else looking forward to Ninja Assassin?
I want some donuts.
My new online game addiction is down. I’m going to need someone who knows what he/she is doing to hurry up and fix it already!
Middle class working moms and white women in general are on suicide watch since Oprah has announced she’s ending her show in September of 2011. Can’t say I’m going to miss her show. I am curious about what channel 7 will air in it’s place. Hope it’s something that doesn’t put me to sleep.
If your home theater system is so loud that you can hear that shit out on the streets it’s too fucking loud! Turn that shit down.
Wonder how long Twitter will blow up about New Moon?
I keep missing the Madagascar Christmas special.
I really wish they’d let me write a brand new Charlie Brown special. What?! You know you’d watch!
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i haven’t seen the video, but ppl were blowing up Twitter talking about it… i don’t have a lot of time for pop culture right now, and certainly not any that involves Beyonce or Gaga.
i want a new BB, but i know i don’t need one. so, i’ll just have to be content with my Curve. but, you are right about them not being very aesthetic.
i hope you’re feeling better now!
Yes they were. Between Trey Songz, Robin Thicke, and the BeyBey/Gaga joint I seriously find myself having to step away before screaming enough already. Twitter really needs a way to mute conversations like those.
I thought about getting the BB Pearl Flip last year because that looked different and I still haven’t seen anyone rocking one yet but I went with the G1 instead. Kind of glad I did considering they’ve had how many outages this year?
Thanks. I feel a lot better.
Uhm, i’m not sure how many outages RIM has had this year. I know of two; one this week and another a few months ago. Regardless, they’re annoying.
I think they’ve had at least 3 or 4 outages this year. I did see an article on a site that lets you have electronic items professionally painted. That might make the BBs look a little different but that was $175. :(
Yay for feeling better!
SOOOOO hate the beginning of most porno’s. I think they have the women oil up and shake it so you fella’s can get hard.
Bey and gaga together? Wow! So uninterested.
Yay FIF!
If you put a lot of your money into it, you’d want your name plastered all over it too! Papa John’s gotta get something out the deal.
The sooner you take the truck in, the sooner it will be back with you.
*raises hand* I am looking forward to Ninja Assassin!
I have not watched the Harpo show since high school so her leaving will not affect me.
Anything after about two minutes of oily booty shaking has the opposite effect. I want to see some chicks uvula, womb, or small intestines getting beat the fuck up not all that introductory bullshit.
You know you’re interested. Admit it!
Little Caesar’s would be mad as hell if Papa John’s name was plastered all over their Pizza Bowl. =))
No Ninja Assassin for you! [-x *insert kung fu sound effects and cues Mortal Kombat theme* You can never defeat me with your inferior techniques. Fight! :))
:o You’re an educated, single, Black mom and you don’t watch a member of the holy Black trinity?! Blasphemer! They’re going to revoke a few of your cards for that.
You watch Oprah?? :o
“Anybody else looking forward to Ninja Assassin?” FUCK.YA!
How come you don’t just fast forward through porn interviews or skip to the chapter you want?
Not really. I like to watch her favorite things show and the giveaway shows just to see the reactions on some of those chicks’ faces. I’m still waiting to see someone’s head explode from greed and excitement.
Well, Ninja Assassin will sell at least three tickets. Please don’t be crappy. Please don’t be crappy. [-o< Um, I try to keep my hands otherwise occupied. o:-)
What kind of donuts do U want? I got a taste for some chocolate ones!
gaga goo goo eat my doo-doo.=))
What kind of donuts do I want? Jelly, chocolate filled, glazed, and chocolate covered would be a nice start right about now. =))
Oh you never said that when you were younger? :-w
LOL@your rant about porn, I just skip all that crap I usually skip the BJs too, oh and I dont like when the guy talks alot during either, there is this one guy that has a whole conversation while he’s fucking and its mad annoying….i hate seeing him when i watch pornos I will skip his scenes.
I like the Baby By Me song, but strictly for the beat, I honestly do not ascribe to that level of thinking, (even though I did offer to have your kid didn’t I) LOL
No but seriously it has a catchy beat, thats why I like it.
Twitter was on fire with talk of Bey and Gaga, it was mostly the stans, and she has quite a bit of them. The video didnt look any different from what she usually puts out…it was just ok for me.
I always liked when the Simpsons showed Marge with her hair down too,
Do you have to use your blogger account to get into my blog?
I heard about Oprah shutting down her show in 2011, I wonder if it will be a fluke like when Jay-Z said he retired? Or if she really is gonna try and give people with other daytime shows a fighting chance… :-??
I usually skip the cunnilingus scenes. You don’t like people talking? Maybe he’s nervous or just trying to keep the chick comfortable. Or not. :-??
That’s good to know. We all know that some people will see that as anthem and like AR Gal said will end up disappointed hundredaires instead of millionaires.
I liked her outfits but yeah Beyonce’s videos lack any type of creativity or vision. She’s bland. But I’d still try to get her pregnant so I can be a millionaire. =))
She looks much better with her hair down. I bet she could fuck somebody with that hard as beehive she has. Maybe she uses it on Homer and that’s why he’s so happy. :))
Yep! Google is ass backwards with Blogger, I swear.
No, I think Oprah is done with that show. She’s done everything she can, has probably said everything she’s wanted to say, and has more money than she’ll probably spend. Besides she’s going to work on her cable network and I heard she’s supposed to have a show there.
That 50 cent song is gonna have a whole lot of women disappointed thinking they will be millionaires. More like hundredaires.
What’s the big deal about that Beyonce/Lady Gaga collaboration?
You know folks go crazy when two big names get together.*sigh*
YAY FIF!!!
Little Caesar’s Pizza Bowl?????? :)):)):)):)) Money talks and bullshit walks man.
I think it’s a good time for Oprah to go ahead and bow out. 25 years is a long damn time and she’s accomplished a lot professionally during her reign as the queen of talk. Didn’t Donahue stop after the same amount of time? I can’t remember.
LOL @ hundredaires. Methinks they’ll be lucky if they get a pack of diapers and box of formula but people say I’m a pessimist. :))
I’m really out of the loop because I don’t consider Gaga goo-goo a big name. She might act it but her music ain’t anything special.
The Pizza Bowl sounds like it should be the ultimate destination for competitive eaters or something not a college bowl game. I love money but someone should’ve said no to the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl.
Yeah, I think Donahue was in it for at least 20 years. I was actually kind of sad when he retired. Not so much with Oprah.
What I hate about porns are the close ups of the penetration. Also the way they try to turn it into a movie. We know what is about to happen! So get to it already!
Pizza Bowl doesn’t have a nice ring to it.
I don’t think the middle class working moms won’t be on suicide watch too long b/c Oprah is thinking about moving her show to her OWN network.
Now are you talking regular run of the mills close up or the extreme gynecological close ups. First time I saw one of those it took me out of the movie. If I saw that when I first started watching porn I’m sure it would’ve traumatized me. :(
No ma’am it does not.
Yeah, I heard about that when it first made the news. Every time afterwards no one seems to mention that part.
:(( Oh, I guess I’ll never get to be in the audience when Oprah does her favorite things. Yeah I would be doing the ugly cry over some electronics!
Pizza Bowl Really? that sounds soo stupid.
I’m glad you are feeling better.
I’d be laughing into the camera taunting everyone watching me and mercilessly mocking the people doing the ugly cry. =))
Yeah, it sounds child like at best.
Thanks. So am I. Guess I just had a bug or something.
I hates porn that has a storyline. Look, trick, you are not an actor. You are a simply a woman letting a man pound you on camera. Trust me, Ron Howard wouldn’t cast you in his movies.
So now that you have women hitting on you, are you flirting back? Not saying you should cheat but a little innocent flirting is good for the ego and the soul. LOL
That 50 Cent sound is a bullshit and I hate women bumping it in their car like’s the new golddiggers anthem. SMH. Please do better. They have the audacity to get upset when people call them golddiggers or hoes. Well, hello! You might be acting the part.
I don’t mind a very loose storyline but the main point of the movie is the fucking. If the storyline gets in the way of or distracts from that then it failed.
Not really. I don’t usually notice the flirting until I’m home and the whole situation has passed.
Agreed it’s a tacky liitle golddigging hoodrat song for young girls and young, immature minded women.