Call of Booty: Black Cocks

Happy birthday to my blog wife!

Can you believe Thanksgiving is just two weeks away.  2010 is just flying by!

It seems like all the Viagra spam I’ve been getting has now been replaced by Rolex spam.  I kind of miss being asked about my dick every damn day.

Got my HGTV back!  Too bad I didn’t get a chance to get on that credit before AT&T took their “Act Right” pills.  Am I wrong for wishing there was some type of contract dispute between the cable companies and BET?  *Uncle Ruckus voice* I can hear you monkeys howling now.

I heard about several different armed robberies occurring during the midnight release of Call of Duty: Black Ops.  There marketing is a beast!  I almost went out and copped and I’m not even into first person shooters.  The commercial reeks of awesomeness by the way!  Now I could see jacking people for the consoles but for a video game?  Damn, I didn’t know it was that serious.  Although to be honest if little Timmy ain’t careful I might have to put the boots to him and his mommy when DC Universe Online comes out.

Oh the title of the post just amused me.  I also think it will be funny as hell to see it on some of your blogrolls.  LOL!  I like figuring out the porn names for various things and Call of Booty was it.  Speaking of porn I kind of want that Batman parody porn.

I still want to see what Chippy D.’s assne looks like on my alphabet TV.

I have yet to hook up my laptop to my computer.  Need to see if I have the right cable to make that happen.

Think I’ll try to catch Unstoppable and Skyline this week.  I have two free tickets I can use for one and another free ticket I can use for the other.   Free is how I role!

I’m mad every name I tried to use when signing up for the PlayStation Network was taken, even my fall back names!  Seriously?!  I finally found a name though.

I really want to try that Key Lime cupcake recipe I got.  I figure if I wait until Thanksgiving I can get my mom to make it for me.  It’s not difficult I’m just lazy.

I need more pretty chicks on Twitter.

You know what I can’t stand?  People who have over-exaggerated coughing and sneezing fits.  There’s no reason why your sneezes should sound like a braying donkey or your coughing should sound like some king of steampunk device howling at the moon.  Stop please stop you dying for attention motherfuckers and just ask for a hug!  Ugh!

I wonder if my sister’s yummy friend will be their at Thanksgiving and more importantly what she will be wearing. If her and Lil Miss Short Shorts are over there then I may need a few minutes alone, some loose pants, and a boner shield.   Mmmmmmm, BOING!!!

Lil Wayne has to stay drug and alcohol free for the next three years as a term of his probation.  If anyone thinks he won’t be drunk or high before those three years are up please hit up my e-mail.  I’m really a deposed African monarch who has been secretly living in the United States and I’m hoping you can help me get access to some of my vast wealth for a substantial helper’s fee.  I also promise to only stick the tip in as well.  Okay that last part was a lie but everything else is the truth I swear on the flies on the eyes of children in those foreign aid commercials.

Why have an old person as your partner on The Amazing Race?  In the end their just going to become a victim of elder abuse when they cause you to lose out on the million dollar prize.

Why is The Simpsons still on?  It’s been renewed for yet another year and they haven’t been consistently funny in years.  Although Marge was looking nice in the little black bikini.

I saw some nice Simpsons’ hentai.  Guess a lot of people wonder how Marge and crew gets down.

Whose idea was it to make the charging cable for my cell phone so damn short.  Can’t even get in a decent and comfortable caking position without pulling out the cord.

The McRib sandwich looks like something that came out of my ass during a really rough night.

Who the hell eats candy corn?

If you don’t tell me then don’t assume I know.

Do U.S. veterans get free blow jobs today?  Outside of cash, what better way to thank a soldier for his service than to get your knees dirty and swallow his baby soldiers?  Exactly!  So if your knees aren’t dirty by the end of the day and your tummy isn’t full of dead soldiers than you don’t love America.  You also hate democracy and freedom too.


Author: Freaky Deaky I'm a horny, opinionated, smart-ass, antisocial, introverted, misanthropic, agnostic, nonconformist, free thinking, hedonistic, highly intelligent, and arrogant black man with a dirty mind.