Snow angel

My sleep was such a joke last night.  I think I finally drifted off a bit after 5 in the morning today.  I was lucky to get about four hours of sleep.  Wouldn’t you know it when I tried to take a nap my phone starts blowing up.  Ugh!  Can’t call when I’m bored beyond tears but let me try to catch some Z’s and I get texts, e-mails, calls, and voice mail notifications.  I was having an interesting dream at the time too it involved me, my son, and a legion of angels trying to kill us.  I had super powers and took the fight to them.  I was quite badass if I do say so myself.  Well at least it wasn’t a sex dream.  That would’ve been even more disappointing.

Seems like this snowstorm has been hyped up forever.  Last night the local meteorologists swore on fat little babies everywhere that we would get about 2 inches of snow.  We got a dusting at best.  We were upgraded from a winter storm warning to a blizzard warning today.  They swore on a stack of bibles that today we’d get anywhere from 10 – 12 inches of snow and up to another 6 inches of snow tomorrow.  As of this post there’s just a coating which leads me to ask, where the fuck is my goddamn snow?!  Seriously, is it really that hard to give me an accurate time the worst snow storm in 10 or 15 years is supposed to begin and how much we’re supposed to get?  Apparently so, wack ass sons of bitches!

Why are people just now shopping for food and other supplies now?  Late much?

What part of snow emergency don’t people understand?  Anyone who’s lived here should know that when you’re expecting a certain amount of snow to move your car off the street.

This would be the perfect night for some cuddling (or some good rubbing), well once the snow gets going good.

I think I’m going to OD on hot cocoa and/or tea tomorrow.  I could even go for some hot apple cider.  Mmm damn!  Wish I had some Baileys, Kahlua, or whiskey.  *pouts*

What exactly is the purpose of sending reporters out into the field during bad weather?  Seriously, it makes the anchors and management look like douchebags and the reporters look foolish for doing it.  I might let the cameraman roll down the window of the news truck if it was me but you’d never see me falling on my ass in four feet of snow or standing on a dock during a hurricane.  Nope, not me.

As far as I’m concerned if we don’t get our snow I hope they pull Puxatawney Phil’s popsicled corpse out of that hole tomorrow.

Happy fucking February!

It’s Black History month and based on some of the people profiled it seems like A.) Black people haven’t done much of interest since the civil rights era and B.) they’re really scrapping the barrel for selections.  *shrugs*  I’m halfway expecting to see Waka Flocka Flame, Gucci Mane, OJ the Juice Man, Antoine Dobson, and those hoes from the Real Housewives of Atlanta profiled.  Then again the month is still young and I don’t really watch BET.

Internet people are weird.

Sometimes I really don’t think I understand women.

When it comes to many things people should consider me a blind atheist.  I’ll believe it when I see it.

Why does Hollywood think we want a Final Destination 5, 6, & 7?

Is it just my browser or is Facebook not remembering passwords anymore?  Either way it’s kind of annoying.

What is it with car alarms going off repeatedly?  Check on your car or turn that shit off but I don’t want to hear your alarm all fucking day!

You really don’t know what I’d do for a tub of caramel corn right now.

The NFL has lost their rabid ass minds with those Super Bowl prices.  Almost $1,000 just to park and $2000 for an upper bowl ticket?  I wonder how much those fuckers are charging for a box of pizza?

Whenever I see a wedding and they get to the “if anyone has any objections” part I always expect someone to object and part of me is disappointed when no one does.

I’ll be accepting Valentine’s Day presents for the next two weeks.  Who am I kidding?  I accept them year round.

Author: Freaky Deaky I'm a horny, opinionated, smart-ass, antisocial, introverted, misanthropic, agnostic, nonconformist, free thinking, hedonistic, highly intelligent, and arrogant black man with a dirty mind.