Green & Yellow Green & Yellow

Congratulations Green Bay Packers!

Christina fucked up the National anthem.  I don’t understand why a professional does that.  Did she not practice and memorize the lyrics?  *shrugs*

Those Steelers fans are really sore losers.  That’s what happens when you get cocky.  *smirks* Not that I care about Green Bay all that much.  I’m just glad I don’t have to hear that fucking Black & Yellow song all night, all day tomorrow, and at the victory parade.  Hopefully, I won’t have to hear it again for a very, very long time.

I bet Brett Favre sent a punch of fuck you dick pics to the wives of the Green Bay Packers.

I hope Ben Roethlisberger doesn’t encounter any underage chicks in restrooms while he’s trying to relieve some of his frustrations.

I heard people paid between $200 and almost $600 to stand outside, in the cold, to watch the Super Bowl.  Really?  I wonder if that was on top of the $900 people paid to park in the lots?  Could’ve used that money to throw a nice Bowl party somewhere but you’d rather chill, literally, in the parking lot and watch on a big ass TV.  Okay.  Methinks you and the NFL have lost their rabid ass minds but it’s your money dumbass.

Overall I can’t say I was all that impressed with this year’s Super Bowl.  The halftime show was straight garbage.  Ugh!  I don’t know who is on the halftime show committee for the Super Bowl but they all need to be fired.  The halftime show has been boring and pathetic since Janet Jackson’s titty and nipple got exposed.  I understand everybody won’t like everyone you choose but surely there’s some middle ground between geriatric rockers, country singers, and radio friendly hip hop acts people don’t care about.  You guys need to do better for real. The Black Eyed Peas were a heaping helping of weak sauce. The audio was horrendous and when you could actually hear them they didn’t sound all that hot or energetic. Even the cameos from Usher and Slash couldn’t save that train wreck of a performance. An upskirt shot of Fergie’s outfit might’ve helped but that didn’t happen either. I’ll give the light up suit some props though, that was sweet. Now if I could get a zoot suit with pinstripes that light up I’d be on the prowl for impressionable young hoes to turn out.

I don’t drink beer, I hate Doritoes, and I’d probably drink a cum cocktail or a cold glass of piss before you get me to even like a diet pop so the commercials were pretty wack.  Not to mention that I’ve seen most of them well before the SuperBowl so I’m thinking they wasted all those millions of dollars and killed any hype for their commercials by leaking them to the media before the game.

I did like the VW commercial with the kid dressed up like Darth Vader. That’s exactly the type of shit I’d do to my kids if I had kids.

The Lipton Brisk Claymation commercial with Eminem was cool.

The Chrysler commercial was cool not for the car but for selling Detroit. This is why I will always have love for my city and be a Detroiter even when I bounce from Michigan in about two years. *fingers crossed*

No I absolutely despise the taste and smell of Doritoes the fact that my girl likes to ask for a kiss after she eats these abominations makes Sweet Baby Jebus cry but this commercial is funny to me. Bet dude at the end could’ve gotten a a good blowjob if he had place his hands down his pants. *snickers*

Of course the awesomeness of Thor goes without saying. I’m hopeful but a bit cautious about Captain America: The First Avenger. When the toys and replicas are released I want it to be known that me love long time whoever gets me a replica of Thor’s hammer, Mjolnir. Now if you wrap it in some cute, worn panties then I’ll be your newest, bestest friend ever!

There’s a shot of my high school in the trailer for Transformers 3. Can you point it out? Well, actually it’s the new school which was constructed a few years ago but it’s still my Alma mater.

I was even disappointed with the Puppy Bowl.  That guy who plays the referee gets creepier every year.  They had too many puppies of the same breed and too many runt of the litter looking pups as well.  The hamster blimp pilots are back again and like last year they’re a waste of space and time.  New to this years show were chicken cheerleaders and Chihuahua cheerleaders from the movie Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2.  Ugh!  I hate Chihuahuas.  They are a disgusting looking breed of animal and they always look like they’re cold and scared.  I truly dislike them and the assholes who dress them and carry them around everywhere like an accessory.  I wish I could inflict you all with instant death.

How was the Super Bowl for you?  Did you like the halftime show?   What did you think of the commercials?  Did you pick the winning team?

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Author: Freaky Deaky I'm a horny, opinionated, smart-ass, antisocial, introverted, misanthropic, agnostic, nonconformist, free thinking, hedonistic, highly intelligent, and arrogant black man with a dirty mind.