5ives – the fourth five, second set

Posted on Tuesday, January 10th, 2012 @ 1:42 am by Freaky Deaky.
Categories: 5ives.

5ive things I honestly don’t believe in:
1. The kindness of strangers.
2. The inherent goodness of man.
3. The customer is always right.
4. Forever.
5. Love conquers all.

5ive favorite current WWE wrestlers:
1. R-Truth
2. C.M. Punk
3. The Miz
4. Dolph Ziggler
5. Daniel Bryan

5ive things I don’t understand about chicks online:
1.  Why do you always want so many details on the last chick?  (It’s not that I have anything to hide but I think my women expect a certain level of discretion.  Besides if I told you everything about her what do you think I’ll tell the next chick about you?)
2.  Why do you always go into such detail about what you ate?  (If I didn’t ask you about the type of bread, sauce, spices, etc. I’m probably not that interested in the details.)
3.  Why do you care so much about what I eat?  (You’re not buying it or cooking for me and you already know I’m as finicky as a five year old so what’s the purpose other than to annoy me?)
4.  Why do you act funny when I say or do stuff with one chick that you with a bunch of people?  (Be happy with your fans.)
5.  Why do you not seem to be able to rotate your pics so that they’re not upside  down or sideways?

5ive things Blue Ivy sounds like it could/should be:
1.  A strain of weed.
2.  A paint chip color.
3.  A feminine hygiene product.
4.  A lotion at Bath & Body Works.
5.  Soap/laundry detergent.

5ive things I’ll miss about Detroit when I’m gone:
1.  Better Made (http://bmchips NULL.com/) Potato Chips (specifically the Barbecue & the Red Hots)
2.  Faygo (http://www NULL.faygo NULL.com/) pop.
3.  The local news stations.  (I make it a point to watch the news wherever I am and whenever I’m in another city/state their local news always looks low budget to me.)
4.  The local restaurants/chains like Hungry Howie’s, Papa Romano’s, Coney Island, etc.
5.  The snow (although Mother Nature has been kind of stingy with it so far this year.)

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  1. (http://coming-into-my-own NULL.blogspot NULL.com/)blkbutterfly (http://coming-into-my-own NULL.blogspot NULL.com/) United States Windows Vista Mozilla Firefox 8.0 finally admitted
    Comment on January 10th, 2012. Reply

    You have Coney Island in Detroit? That’s definitely one of the things I miss about Tulsa. And I forgot to have one when I was home… dang!

    Whenever I’m out of town, JE asks what I had for dinner. for some reason it irks me…

    1. Freaky Deaky United States Windows Vista Google Chrome 16.0.912.75 blurted out
      Comment on January 10th, 2012. Reply

      Yep, we have them, lots of them. I don’t think any of them are as good as the ones my mom used to get us as kids. Those were sooooo fucking yummy!

      So why does it bother you when he asks? It bothers me when people ask because I feel like I’m going to be judged or lectured.

      1. (http://coming-into-my-own NULL.blogspot NULL.com/)blkbutterfly (http://coming-into-my-own NULL.blogspot NULL.com/) United States Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 8.0.1 had nerve enough to say
        Comment on January 10th, 2012. Reply

        I guess it just seems like an unnecessary question. Like, why does it matter?

        1. Freaky Deaky United States Windows Vista Google Chrome 16.0.912.75 chimed in with
          Comment on January 10th, 2012. Reply

          You know, outside of the judgement or lecture I know is usually coming, I kind of feel the same way about the question. I can’t see how or why anyone is that interested in what I ate?