Love, taxes, & other stuff

Posted on Wednesday, January 11th, 2012 @ 1:06 am by Freaky Deaky.
Categories: Dating, Random Thoughts.

The online dating thing is interesting.  The females I’ve gotten bites from are pretty much 55%-45% long-term relationship seekers and people looking to date.   Of course the LTR people read that I plan on moving and they run for the hills.  A couple of people showing up as potential matches looked like exes.  Thankfully, based on the info in the profiles it’s unlikely that they are.  Seems like there’s always one gloom and doom type on the site telling tales of bad things that can happen and at the end of her profile she mentions that she has herpes.  Damn!  Shit like that is why I generally practice serial monogamy.  Oh I don’t really think it’s natural and being monogamous doesn’t guarantee she doesn’t have something I don’t want but I feel better and a little safer knowing the carfax on her pussy.  I don’t think a lot of black people use that site.  I suppose it could be the age range or maybe I’m an oreo or something but most of my matches seem to be white.  I don’t have anything against white women, hell, there’s one in particular I’m looking for named Becky.  (Inside joke.)  I dated a white chick for a minute.  She was kind of coo-coo and one of those chicks that liked felons, thugs, and physically abusive dudes.  None of which I am or ever want to be.  I guess my concern with the “swirl” is that there’s always going to be a family member or close friend or someone influential and important to the other person that might as well be card carrying member of the Klan.  It’s not really something I’m inclined to deal with.  There’s plenty of reasons to dislike anyone but to do it on something I can’t change and shouldn’t affect you anyway is too much.  

Another thing that bothers me is kind of difficult to avoid at my age.  A lot of the matches are women with kids that don’t want any more.  I kind of flip flop on wanting them.  I’m pretty sure I’m going to stick firm with my 2013 deadline.  If I don’t have any by then I don’t plan on having any.  Until the deadline has come and gone I at least want the possibility of children on the table.  I may grow to like her kids but I’ll probably never love them like I would my own.  While it may be selfish, mean, or whatever I’m of the mindset that if a woman doesn’t want to have kids with me I don’t want her to have kids with anyone else.  If I’m not going to be a father by genetics I don’t want to be one in name or by circumstance either.  

I miss the random ass smacking & hair pulling, kissing, molesting you in your sleep, random texts calling me sexy, choosing the panties you wear, and the little things taken for granted in relationships.  I miss my awesome pervyness being appreciated and encouraged.  

Yeah, I miss that too.  I think I need to start working on that toy box.  

I thought Ivy Blue was a prettier sounding name than Blue Ivy, despite my last post I don’t have a problem with it.  Though, I honestly hope the reasons the media are reporting she got her name is a hoax.  I used to have a crush on a woman named Ivy.  We shared a computer class and usually sat next to each other.  She was so fucking gorgeous!  Did I mention her pretty hazel eyes?  Well, they were.  I was too scared to try to holla at her.  Anyway, I like Ivy as a girl’s name and it’s on my list of names.

I hate those Jennifer Hudson Weight Watcher’s commercial.  Those songs she screeches are not only hurtful to my ears and godawful but they’re also boring as hell.  I hope those songs weren’t released on an album or are about to be released because if they are she’ll be lucky if her chart sales hit paper bag let alone gold or platinum.  However those shiny pants/leggings she was rocking and those tight dresses in the other commercials keep them from being a complete fail.

That Jackson Hewitt commercial with everybody dancing to Montell Jordan’s This is How We Do It makes me sad.  I’m of the belief that the clients those commercials bring in are the troublesome hoodrats, cons, ghetto garbage, trailer trash, and other undesirables that made tax preparation miserable at times.  Since it’s that time of year again I feel like I have to let you know.  Quit waiting for the black lottery!  If you’re getting a large refund from something other than credits than you’re just letting the government hold and acquire interest on YOUR money!   You could be using this very same money throughout the year to pay bills, save, or invest your money.  Hell, if you’re okay with that I’ll hold your money, invest it, keep the profits, and give you back your money in April.  If that sounds crazy to you then you know how waiting all year for a huge refund sounds crazy to us.  While we’re at it sityoassdown and wait for your refund to be direct deposited into your account instead of doing the rapid refunds.  We could always tell that none of you read the fine print or otherwise you’d know that if for some reason you end up not being entitled that huge refund that the interest for those refund loans are 1000%+.

For the past couple of months I’ve grown an addiction fondness for Ocean Spray’s CranGrape.  That shit is the bomb!

I think I want the remote starter that can be operated via smart phone.  It seems a lot more convenient than carrying around another fob on my keychain.  Of course, it’s much more expensive.  Methinks, I may have to go back to working the corner.  

I have a new poll up.  It’s over to the right.  I’ll be putting up more in the weeks and months to come.  

I’m thinking of switching web hosts.  Oh this will be fun.  I think I have someone in mind but if you know of someone that isn’t expensive, reliable, and has good customer service then please shout them out in the comments.  Still need to look into a finding a web designer and giving my blog a makeover.

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  1. (http://teeziesjournal NULL.blogspot NULL.com/)Teezie (http://teeziesjournal NULL.blogspot NULL.com/) United States Windows 7 Google Chrome 17.0.963.33 grumbled
    Comment on January 12th, 2012. Reply

    I feel the same way about the online dating and the kid factor. I have no idea if I want anymore. But at the same time I don’t want to feel like I am entitled to have one. LMAO

    I agree with having the remote starter that you can use with your smartphone. I plan on getting one installed soon and I have been looking at that.

    I love the color Blue but I can not imagine a person named Blue. I had a dog named Blue. I can see that being a nickname but a name…… SMH No clue.

    I had the crangrape for the first time at my mother’s over the christmas break. It was good.

    1. Freaky Deaky United States Windows Vista Google Chrome 16.0.912.75 went on & on & on about
      Comment on January 12th, 2012. Reply

      Dating sites are entertaining at the very least.

      Yeah, controlling my starter from my car just seems right to me and at the very least cool as fuck! LOL.

      I thought you were going to make a Blue’s Clues joke for a minute. Considering that both her parents are entertainers I don’t have a problem with Blue and she can probably pull off the name. I’m just happy the baby’s name doesn’t an accent mark or weird hyphenation.

      It really is good, just the right mix of sweetness & tartness. Yum!

  2. (http://coming-into-my-own NULL.blogspot NULL.com/)blkbutterfly (http://coming-into-my-own NULL.blogspot NULL.com/) United States Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 8.0.1 pondered
    Comment on January 12th, 2012. Reply

    I also preferred Ivy Blue to Blue Ivy, but hey, like we discussed before, with a mom named Beyonce and an aunt named Solange, the child was hound to have a unique name. And since she’ll never need to work a day in her life, the name won’t stop her from future employment.

    remote starter operated by smart phone, you say? hmmmm….

    LOL @ the poll results. your readers are obviously influenced by you.

    I’m starting to develop a fondness for sparkling cider. I had some with my peach rum New Year’s Eve… yummy! And, the bottle looks all fancy in the fridge.

    1. Freaky Deaky United States Windows Vista Google Chrome 16.0.912.75 chimed in with
      Comment on January 12th, 2012. Reply

      Well, assuming Grandpa Matt doesn’t steal it all. LOL. Was that mean? More than her name I’m kind of wondering how Jay & Bey’s genes will mix.

      Oh yeah, I think it’s cool and I want it so badly. *does pee-pee dance until someone buys it for me*

      *gasp* Influenced by me? No ma’am you have it mistaken. They are trying to corrupt me. Angel

      I have sparkling cider every year for New Year’s Eve. This year I want something stronger but I’ll probably have some anyway.

  3. blkbutterfly United States Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 8.0.1 lamented
    Comment on January 13th, 2012. Reply

    And, that is the million dollar question… how will the child of Bey and Jay look? I’m praying her genes come out on top!

    I usually only drink sparkling cider on New Year’s Eve, but now I find myself wanting it more often. This too shall pass…

    1. Freaky Deaky United States Windows Vista Google Chrome 16.0.912.75 postulated
      Comment on January 13th, 2012. Reply

      I guess but I’ve been seeing pics of Bey lately and she’s not looking all that hot in the face. Still I suppose it’s better than taking after Joe I mean Jay-Z.

      I usually have it a couple of times a year. I really need to make some friends who drink on the regular.

  4. (http://remnantsofyou NULL.blogspot NULL.com)Remmy (http://remnantsofyou NULL.blogspot NULL.com) United States Windows 7 Google Chrome 16.0.912.63 brayed like a retarded donkey
    Comment on January 13th, 2012. Reply

    I never thought a remote starter was something I needed. Until now, that I live in an apartment on the second floor, and from the smart phone. Wowzers!

    I’m getting tired of the JHud WW commercials now.

    1. Freaky Deaky United States Windows Vista Google Chrome 16.0.912.75 finally admitted
      Comment on January 13th, 2012. Reply

      Yeah, I think the starter has a 1 mile range too. Of course, you’d probably need a phone that wasn’t broken. Tounge-Out

      I want her to get fired so badly but then I won’t get to see the tight clothes she wears. What a conundrum?