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Let me hug you til I poke you
I am getting this shirt, believe that!
I’m getting a little tired of people treating me like I have no feelings or emotions. Seems to me I have two choices, I can either re-establish the fact that I do have feelings by hurting theirs or I can just get rid of people who can’t seem to grasp the concept. Wait that’s not true I can also do both so I suppose I have three options.
My mom thinks that I’m unforgiving. She mentioned that even when it’s family I just won’t forgive them for any wrongs I perceived they’ve done me. I don’t see why family should get a pass in that area. Family more than anyone should know that what they say and/or do to you can hurt you and see how it affects you. When your family does you wrong I think it’s a more serious offense. The way I see it, I don’t generally try to hurt anyone so I take great offense when someone hurts me and even greater when I feel it’s deliberately done. You deliberately hurt me and expect me to forgive you? Why would I do that? So you can do it again? Not saying I can’t be tricked but you’re not going to play the same trick on me. She says that we’re all we have. I tell her, “Then it sucks to be me because when you die so does my heart and every bit of love, empathy, compassion, and goodness I can muster toward others.” Truth is I just don’t value family like she does. So we share some genetics and ancestors, so what? I value loyalty, honor, respect, friendship, and love that is gained because we want it from each other and choose to work for and maintain it not because we have a common surname. So I guess in short, I prefer the family I choose over the one I have. Quit doing me wrong and I might let it go… eventually.
I’m a homebody. Get over it! I prefer to be indoors and in the comfort of my home and/or modern amenities. If there’s somewhere I want to go that I can go by myself (generally) then I will otherwise I don’t. I don’t feel the need or have the desire to run all around town or avoid being home like the plague. I didn’t ask your opinion about my lifestyle so if you don’t agree with it then kindly don’t offer an opinion about it, especially, if you’re not going to take on the title, responsibility, and expense of being my “Entertainment Director”.
I’ve kind of decided to give up pop for awhile. Well, minus the one nasty, slip up (I mixed 7Up with orange juice) I’ve been pop free since the beginning of the year. So far, Cran-Grape has been helping my pop fix. Surprisingly, I haven’t really wanted any since I decided to stop. I’ve been trying to up my (just plain) water consumption as well but it’s not one of my favorite beverages, unless I’m really hot or I’m specifically craving it. Maybe if I flavor it and carbonate it I can kill two birds with one stone. I need one of those home carbonation machines then I can OD on sparkling juices all I want.
My next girlfriend is going to have to put in some work to break down or climb over my walls and win my heart. Assuming she does she better be open-minded because there’s a few things I want to knock off of my freaky honey-do list.
No more emotionally unavailable chicks, not even just to fuck. Get thee the fuck away from me! I rebuke thee!
The easiest way to get over the last chick is to get under a new chick. Keeping that little mantra in my mind I think I may have found someone to practice that with. She’s not exactly new but she knows me and that whole getting to know you process well, it’s overrated and annoying as fuck, so getting to skip it is also a positive. I might even let her be my first guest wherever I move to.
I have a movie date to any horror movie I want to see at a date to be determined. She’s a scaredy cat too so either I’m going to terrify her for grins and giggles or there will be some wager placed, that benefits me, of course, for every time she shows fear. *evil laughs* Maybe I should combine them.
I won my first sweepstakes/contest of the year. It wasn’t a huge win but free is free and now I have the 222nd movie in my collection, The Scorpion King 3: Battle for Redemption. Now I feel like I need to complete my Mummy/Scorpion King series. *sigh* I hate owning just one movie out of a series. It doesn’t feel right. I’m trying to win a trip somewhere this year or some new gadgets. Either would make me very happy.
Can someone please tell me what the hell <<<<<<<<, >>>>>>>>, and legggoooo mean? Also why do the young chicks substitute q for g? I keep seeing that shit pop up on Twitter and I refuse to Google it or ask any of them. I’ve tried using context clues and I still can’t make heads or tails of that shit.
The porn industry is up in arms about California threatening to enforce regulations requiring the use of condoms in pornographic films. I say bounce! Condoms aren’t even all that safe since there are several infections that turn their noses up and laugh at condoms. Safety issues aside they sure as hell ain’t sexy and they have no business in my porn. I don’t want to see responsibility in porn. I want to see people fucking carefree, perverted, and like they don’t give a fuck about anything other than getting that nut. Now if the porn industry does decide to pack it up I’ll send them my address when I move and beg encourage them to move near me. I need some entertainment in my life.
Dog the Bounty Hunter looks like he says nigger daily and I don’t think it’s when he’s singing along to someone’s rap song or when his phone calls are being recorded either. I bet he has some Aryan prison tattoos somewhere on his body. Even so I still like watching his show and singing along to his theme song. I kind of want to see one of those suspects he’s chasing to stop running and just whoop Dog’s ass. That would be funny as hell. I wouldn’t mind seeing his wife Beth get smacked around either or her top get ripped off and those big ole titties being unleashed for the world to see.
I want a theme song.
I’ve been on a big blues kick lately. I knew they had some “blue” songs but damn! Some of those songs had me laughing tears with those one liners. Just wonder how difficult it is going to be to find these songs on mp3 format? I asked my mom how come she didn’t listen to any of the dirty songs? She did but not around us. *gasp* Your responsible parenting gave me the wrong idea about the blues. Tell you right now if I had a boy he’d be listening to Ice Cube, 2 Live Crew, N.W.A., etc. while my little princess would be listening to the I Love You song and similarly appropriate materials. What?!
Somebody came up with some weed called Blue Ivy. I knew it was going to happen! Now where’s my fucking money at? I want my cut.
So “Marky” Mark Wahlberg said he could’ve prevented 9/11 if he were on one of those planes. Apparently, he was supposed to be on one of the flights that hit the World Trade Center but was rescheduled. Yeah, okay. I wish you and M. Night were on that plane too so you could’ve prevented me from being subjected to that craptacular Shamalamadingdong movie, The Happening. Douchebag! Was that mean? *shrugs* I’m pretty sure I can think of enough people who I wouldn’t mind seeing dead to fill a doomed plane. Go back to singing for tweens and modeling manties (man panties for those who don’t know) you wannabe actor/thug.
Today is National Hug Day by the way. Anyone who wants to practice hugging should meet me at the No-tel Motel, now! A gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell but they never said anything about hugging.
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