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Categories: Dating, Friends & Family, Random Thoughts.
The more I follow Rihanna the less hot she’s becoming to me. She tweets like she’s under the influence of something. Don’t even get me started on the knuckle tats. I hate when hot chicks get all those stupid messages and pictures inked on them.
Pineapple and fruit punch lifesavers are the fucking bomb!
I made a 130 point word in Word Feud. That’s a morale destroyer and as such I have no qualms about saying that I had some chubbage in my boxers after making that word. I think my previous high high was 96 but that was in Words With Friends. Now that I’ve been playing Hanging With Friends I kind of like it. I didn’t at first but it’s grown on me.
I don’t get the Common/Drake feud. Say what you want about Drake but Common is and always has been boring as fuck and dare I say straight wackness so for him to call anyone soft or dry is laughable. Pot, meet kettle.
I can’t wait for the new season of Spartacus to finally start airing tomorrow night. I love the historical cursing they do. By Jupiter’s cock!
Somehow I don’t think 3D is going to improve the boring parts of Star Wars: Episode 1 – The Phantom Menace. Fanboys hate all the tinkering George Lucas has done with the series but I don’t think any of us would mind cutting out the boring parts of Phantom Menace and substituting it with just about anything you could think of.
So Taco Bell is testing out serving breakfast in some markets. Great idea because there’s no better way to start the day than gassy and with explosive diarrhea.
How many Republican debates do we need a week? Can they not tell that the more they speak the less people like them?
I actually enjoyed the State of the Union speech. I still wish the President would stop the common people name dropping in every speech but all in all it was a cool speech. The Republican’s looked absolutely sour unless the cameras settled on them then they were someone livelier. The first lady was looking right! I did have a problem with what the President said about using the money that we no longer have to spend on the war to pay down the debt. We never actually had that money in the first place so continuing to do that just isn’t fiscally responsible to me.
Anyone else thinks Joe Lieberman looks like a Sith lord? Look at him and then look at a picture of Darth Sidious a.k.a. Senator Palpatine a.k.a. The Emporer. If they’re not twins then they’re definitely related.
Just because I follow a product or business doesn’t mean I’m interested in yours.
I downloaded possibly the worst e-book in the history of e-books. It was erotica written by someone whose first language isn’t English. It didn’t cost me anything which is why I tried it but to think that this is a product that this “author” has actually tried to sell makes me want to write something. It was full of errors, so much so that it detracted from the story. I gave it the old college try but after about three or four pages I tapped out and deleted the book. I hope writing isn’t his day job then again considering how badly he writes I’m scared to even think of what his day job might actually be.
I’ve decided to call my search for a new fuck buddy, friend with benefits, companion, or whatever she is, either Operation Find a Boo or Occupy Some Ass. Online dating makes me remember why I was glad to be done with it. Seems like a lot of women nowadays tend to throw all of their eggs in the “I’m cute” basket and not invest anywhere else like personality for example. Doesn’t matter how good you look if I dread having a normal “non-freaky” conversation with you because it feels like pulling teeth to get anything remotely interesting out of you. Having to do all or the majority of the conversational heavy lifting is such a turn-off to me. I’m of the opinion that if e-mailing and/or texting you is boring then talking to you on the phone will be boring and finally meeting you in person will be boring as well. Fortunately, I generally cut people off at the boring e-mails/texts phase.
I also have to really sit down and decide what’s more important to me at this point in time in my life, having my physical or emotional needs met. It would appear having both at the same time is out of the question. If I want my emotional needs met then I should probably skew my searching to favor older women which is what everybody and my mama have been saying for years. Younger women, I’ve found don’t have a nurturing bone in their body unless we’re fucking. Wait for it. What?! That was amusing damn it! Younger women are more interesting to me and the sex is fun but when shit gets deep and you need to talk or a shoulder to lean on they’re not dependable unless you’re looking to be disappointed or hurt. Would it be greedy to want one of each?
I thought about writing a letter to Val a couple of days ago. Tomorrow will be exactly one month since we’ve had any communication. Mainly to tell her… well, to acknowledge some things that were left unsaid and my part in how things ended. In the end, I decided not to. It really doesn’t make a hill of beans worth of difference to anything and maybe some things left unsaid should remain that way. It wasn’t anything bad but I think I should and will just leave it be and let it go. Guessing it might be time to finally delete her contact information to avoid temptation.
Sometimes I miss having a best friend. I kind of doubt I’ll ever have one again because I don’t see myself opening up to anyone like that again and people are too lazy to even try. I remember how it used to be and how it should be and the people I meet now just aren’t made the same as the ones I grew up with. It’s a shame they got married and had kids.
I’ve been hornier than an escaped inmate the past couple of days. I blame it on one particular person. I don’t even know how to explain it but she throws my libido into overdrive. It’s almost like we get intoxicated off of each other. Last time we were speaking regularly she avoided me like the plague. I finally asked her why and her response was, “I’m afraid if you’re around me we’re going to fuck.” So, what’s the problem? Well, actually I knew what the problem was but methinks she just used it as an excuse. Now if only we could get this drifting in and out of each other’s lives thing done. We have a date for a horror movie of my choice at a date to be determined. We might even get together for some drinks. I can count on one hand how many times I’ve had drinks with people I wasn’t related to. I definitely need to change that.
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I almost wanted to Word Feud with you, but you’d probably beat me very badly. A 130 point word? *cowers in the corner*
Umm, I like Common, but alas, I have to agree with you about the pot & kettle comment.
Since I am in a new city, I’ve been thinking about updating my online profile on a dating website, but…I haven’t yet.
Aw come on those type of words aren’t an every game occurrence, though I wish they were.
Well glad I didn’t mention his stiff cardboard like acting then. Oh wait… never mind.
Noooooooooo! Does the D-O-G know about this? Somehow I don’t think he’d approve.
You’d probably beat me badly anyway.
If they bring gifts like a bone or cheese, the D-O-G would love them.
My games tend to either be close or blowouts, so who knows?
*GASP* The D-O-G will sell out for some Scooby snacks? He should at least ask for some one on one time with their slutty lady dogs.
I am ROTFL at you calling out your lurkers! I do stop frequently and read and bounce. I guess it’s not that hard to comment lol
I get a lot of lurkers too!
The lengths some people go through to read and not comment one would think so.
I wouldn’t say I currently have a lot of lurkers, they’re just particularly persistent and annoying enough to equal at least three times the amount of lazy lurkers.