Paying for Pussy

Today I sent in my final car note payment.  I hate giving up all that money so early in the month.  It hurts my feelings but on a positive note, in three days when they receive it I will have officially paid off and own my SUV, Pussy.  The bad things is I still want something newer with all the latest tech, cool gadgets, and leather seats.  Yeah, I think I’ll hold off for awhile unless I get really a nice offer for Pussy from one of the dealerships.  Maybe now I’ll finally invest in an automatic car starter among other things.  Summer is coming!

Author: Freaky Deaky I'm a horny, opinionated, smart-ass, antisocial, introverted, misanthropic, agnostic, nonconformist, free thinking, hedonistic, highly intelligent, and arrogant black man with a dirty mind.