1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time? Flirt with big booty chicks, fuck big booty chicks raw, get my dick sucked (and babies swallowed), play games, laugh, enter sweepstakes, write, watch movies, and do whatever amuses and entertains me at the moment.
2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color. Pizza, Wild Cherry Pepsi, purple.
3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on? Clothes, trips, and gadgets.
4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show. The Feast of All Saints, Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back, The Strain
5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do? A random Instagram thot. Fuck and see how much of my cum she can drink before getting sick.
6: Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color. Chitterlings, tomato juice, yellow.
7: What do you spend most of your money on? Bills, bills, bills.
8: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing? Boxer briefs.
9: Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show. 1984, The Lords of Salem, The New Girl.
10: If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do? I’m not really the type to get overly excited and gush about people. I’d probably say hi, ask if I can take a picture of her, and tell her how pretty I think she is. Then I’d probably tell everyone I know that I sat beside her on the plane and that she wanted to smash.
11: What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.) I don’t think anything in my room qualifies as strange but for the sake of the meme, I’ll go with Mr. Bobo.
12: What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.) I like to nuzzle my face against some peoples arms but only if they’re on the big side and cold. Once they’re no longer cold than I have no desire to nuzzle them.
13: What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself? Why would I tell you that?
14: What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house? A home theater room, a bar, a pool (though technically not inside my dream home would definitely have one), high tech security system, and a secret sex dungeon.
15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why? I don’t think I’d want to come back as animal. Don’t see anything fun about that.
16: Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.) The 2 Live Crew.
17: Name a favorite of each: band, album, song. Barenaked Ladies, Faith (George Michael), Working My Way Back to You
18: Why is your favorite band your favorite? I like their energy and think their songs are fun and clever. Plus how can you not love the name Barenaked Ladies?
19: How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most? Five, I think. My favorite was Maroon 5, while my least favorite was Erykah Badu.
20: What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)
I’m not a motherfuckin’ gentleman
Or a nice guy or a goodfella
I’ll straight up tell her
Bitch, to suck my dick
Fuck that beatin’ around the bush shit
When I go see a hoe
I don’t knock at the door, I blow
And if we go to a restaurant I don’t let her pick it
Cause she’ll try to choose the one most expensive
You don’t like it when I walk in the front zone
Well slowpoke ass hoe, bring your ass on
You say I disrespect women like I’m crazy
But every woman ain’t a motherfuckin’ lady
I treat a hoe like a hoe and a bitch like a bitch
And a lady like a lady but I don’t sip Dom Perignon
And listen to Luther or Kenny G, its Geto Boys and Jubiliee
You can’t catch me holdin’ hands in the shopping mall
If I’m with a swally
You know I’m gettin’ them draw’s
People call me a lot of things love
But they’ll never accuse me of
Being a motherfuckin’ gentleman – by Willie D.
21: Who do you ship? No one comes to mind.
22: What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned? I don’t own any band merchandise. Band merchandise doesn’t really catch my eye or float my boat like that. I’d rather grab that wrestling or comic book based merchandise to be honest.
23: How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite? While driving with Val and listening to the radio.
24: What celebrity do you idolize the most? I can’t say I idolize any celebrity. Sorry.
25: Which member from which band would you most want to lather in nutella? What is it with White people and Nutella? Seriously, I don’t get it. The only kind of nut I’m trying to lather anyone with is the one I bust. Skeet, skeet, skeet bitches! Since no all female or mostly female bands come to mind I’ll just have to say none.