Let me see your thong while playing volleyball

Seems like whenever I talk to anyone lately I’m always asked how do I like North Carolina?   I like it.  I could do without all the 90°+ days and the humidity can suck sweaty monkey balls but even if I was back in Detroit it would still be hotter than the back of an…

Saturday the 14th

Yeah, it’s neither Saturday nor the 14th, deal with it. The triple digit temperatures are gone for now.  *does the Cat Daddy*  I kid I can’t do that dance.  *hangs head in shame* It’s been raining for the past couple of days and the temps have been cooler.  I actually gave the a/c a rest…

Hotter than dragon pussy!

So for the next several days at least we’re expecting temperatures in the 100°+ range and possibly record breaking temperatures.  As I’m writing this it’s 104° with a heat index of 111°.  I don’t even want the sun to get a look at me and every time I even think about going outside I imagine…

Hissssss!

What’s happening?  Not much here.  I’ve been getting to know my neighborhood a little better.  I’m starting to feel comfortable enough to venture out to some places without using my GPS.  I may have been born in the morning but not yesterday morning so trust that I always have it nearby because I hate being…

When last I left you

Long time no see, huh?  Well, since my last post I’ve officially moved out of Michigan.  The move wasn’t as uneventful as I would’ve liked.  I’ll be the first to admit and chalk a lot of that up to poor preparation.  At the end of the day there just wasn’t enough time, help, or anything…

Scabs & crack

No plans for Memorial Day weekend.  Well, that’s not entirely true.  I need to finish packing and start cleaning.  I’d also like to get out to see Men In Black 3 too but we’ll see.  Hired some people to take away stuff we don’t want and to bring over some stuff out of storage.  Looks…

5ives – the fifth five, second set

5ive things I might say or do when I’m about to bust a nut: 1. Release the Kraken!!! 2. Congratulations on your baby shower! 3.  *Michael Jackson scream* 4.  Hope you like your eggs fertilized. 5.  I got something yummy for your tummy. 5ive hoeish thoughts I’ve had: 1.  What about my girl? 2.  I…

Wednesday ramblings

The Avengers was awesome!  Go see it… now!  Speaking of  The Avengers, I won some free concessions (two drinks & a popcorn) to the theater I saw it in from their Facebook page.  The manager looks at my name and looks at me and says you look familiar.  You’ve won this before?  Yep, I’ve won…

Post House Hunting Thoughts

Originally, I was going to visit two cities during the trip.  I guess I’m okay with the fact that didn’t happen.  After all the driving I did to get to my destination I just didn’t have it in me to try to fit Atlanta in too. The funny thing is I actually had a better…

House Hunting Part 2

Monday started off the actual search for a place to live.  Over the next several days we looked at about a dozen and a half places.  After awhile the places just started blending together.  I honestly couldn’t distinguish between a lot of the places.  I really wasn’t keen on looking at apartments even though I…