Things that used to scare me

I’m not as easily frightened as Shaggy or Scooby Doo but I’m not going to lie. I’ve never been the bravest person in the world. I’ve gotten better but unless it involves protecting someone I truly love or you catch me when the evil voices take over don’t expect super heroics from Freaky Deaky. Scenario…

Random thoughts for the first of the month

I hate that everything seems to be breaking news to channel 4. I hate to say it but I don’t give a fuck about some dude trapped in a ditch somewhere on 32 Mile Road. I take that back I don’t hate to say it. I also don’t consider a pipe bursting somewhere in Ypsilanti…

Sewer Pussy

Meeting people isn’t the easiest thing in the world for me. I’m introverted, antisocial, guarded, and I absolutely despise initiating conversation. Meeting people is difficult, dating, especially first dates, are like being trapped on the 1st level of hell. One of these meetings will forever go down in infamy for me. It’s the day I…

I hate random thoughts

Detroit’s Thanksgiving day parade sucked this year. It was too windy for balloons so the brain surgeons at channel 4 decide to show us still photos of what the balloons look like. Yeah, that’s about as exciting as clipping my toe nails. If that was bad enough it was so cold all of the cheerleaders,…

I hate dating hoes

I was watching one of my new favorites shows Sunday night. If the Boondocks can manage to keep me laughing like the last episode it’ll surpass South Park as funniest cartoon. Huey and Riley were discussing hoes and dating and I swear Riley was on point! I’ve had the exact same thoughts. Anyway the conversation…

I hate first posts

It’s my first post on blogger but I don’t really feel like doing a drawn out introduction. If you’re interested enough in wanting to know me then I guess you’ll read on and check back often. As the title say I hate 1st posts. To be perfectly honest, I hate a lot of things. Some…

No money, fake bitches, & lots of rain

Yeah, yeah, I know there’s been another long ass pause in updates but you know how it is. The past few months has been sucky. I’ve been searching for a job and I haven’t had much success. I’ve been getting my resume out and filling out the occasional application but I haven’t been getting much…

Random Thoughts on a Snowy Day.

It’s snowing today. The news said we’d get about 1-2 inches but from my bedroom window it looks like once again they’re wrong. For once it looks like we’re going to get a little more than originally thought. Considering spring is Saturday I’d find it funny as hell if we ended up having a blizzard….

Random Thoughts 01/30/04

Today is so boring. I’m web surfing and the TV is on in the background. Days of our Lives is on. It’s kind of funny. Marlena is the Salem serial killer. Now we have to wait a year until they actually catch or kill her. Besides the bad acting, implausible storyline and situations, the thing…