Fuck it Friday! – #79 – Fuck your summer!

    I haven’t done a Fuck it Friday in almost eight months.  Damn!  Sorry about that.  I had no idea I’d been slacking like that. Let me explain how Fuck it Friday works in case you’re new, a lurker, or you’re a short bus rider.  Fuck it Friday is my spotlight rant post where I…

Seven Rolls Royces & 15 days

I come on Twitter (late as hell) and find out Ray-J and Fabolous got into it!  Heard the interview (http://www NULL.power1051fm NULL.com/pages/onair/breakfast-club/?uri=channels/449330/1488846) with Ray-J nuttin’ the fuck up and I lost it!  Dude was cutting an old school ECW promo.  Seriously, I laughed so hard I almost cried.  The funny thing is I get like…

Four weeks from yesterday

  Sometime between now and my birthday I’m going to tongue rape the hell out of a Cinnabon! If I’ve learned anything from Tumblr it’s that you can find some good porn there and that a lot of hot chicks, fuck up their bodies with stupid, shitty ass tattoos.  There should be a 48 hour…

Wow, just wow

R.I.P. Nick Ashford. If tomatoes are fruit then is ketchup a smoothie? If restaurants charge you for adding items to your food, how come you don’t get a discount for deletions? Kanye is better than Jay-Z. Last week’s second season premiere of Beyond Scared Straight was probably the best show of the series besides the…

Anger, stress, and other unwanted feelings

I’ve been chatting with A. via text and e-mail since sending her a happy birthday text a few weeks ago.  The first thing she did was apologize for saying or doing anything that might have gotten me mad.  You’d think I’d Hulk out and explode every time I get mad at people but that’s rarely…

Shark week

I think someone in this building is a downlow Jehovah’s Witness.  First they’re sending mail to me and then last night I looked and one of those bastards stuffed a Watchtower under my door.  *sigh*  I’m generally a live and let live type of person.  If you don’t fuck with me then I don’t fuck…

Post #1000

As per the title this is my 1,000th post.  I planned to have this done a couple of months ago but things happen or don’t.  Anyway, I’d like to take a moment to thank my regulars AR Gal (the queen of YouTube), Blkbutterfly (my blog wife), Ladynay (my 1,000+ post blog nemesis and inciter of…

True Blood 4.4 R&D

*****Here there be SPOILERS***** Episode 4, entitled Me and the Devil was a marked improvement over the previous episode.  I’m going to jump all over the place so don’t mind me.  I just don’t understand the mind of abused women.  Then again I don’t make it a habit of knowingly dealing with women who allow…

Triangle Man vs Duck Face

R.I.P. Amy Jade Winehouse.  It’s been said she’s a member of the 27 Club, which is a group of performers who died at the age of 27.  Members include:  Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, Janice Joplin, & Jim Morrison. My mom still hasn’t upgraded her phone yet even though we agreed on what phone she should…

First ever Freakytopia.net giveaway

My 1,000th post is quickly approaching, in fact it’s only three posts away.  In celebration of that and to thank my loyal readers, I want to give something away.  After much thought I’ve decided that I’ll be giving away a $25 electronic gift certificate for Amazon.com (http://www NULL.amazon NULL.com/), Bath & Body Works (http://www NULL.bathandbodyworks…