Kindle Fire Thoughts

I got my latest toy/gadget/really belated birthday present this past Thursday.  In case you can’t tell from the pic above it’s the Kindle Fire tablet by Amazon.  I received my Kindle Fire with almost a full charge out of the box.  Nice!  I still make it a practice to plug in new devices and fully…

It’s not getting better

This was how my drive from the doctor’s office looked.  It took me about 25 minutes to get a mile.  I thought there might have been an accident but I think it was just a bunch of pussy ass scaredy cat drivers slowing everyone down.  Okay maybe I’m being a wee bit harsh because at…

A meme for Halloween

Of course this meme’s theme has nothing to do with Halloween so…*shrugs* 1: What do you put on hotdogs?  Ketchup, mustard, hot sauce, slice of American cheese, and pickles.  Damn, I wish I had that now! 2: Do you say “anticlimatic” or “anticlimactic”?  Well anticlimactic is proper but I don’t like the way it sounds,…

It’s October

“My dreams are all dead and buried Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode When God comes and calls me to his kingdom I’ll take all you sons of bitches when I go” Those lyrics describe how I’ve felt lately almost to a t.  Well minus the God part because I don’t believe in…

Stab

I almost had a full on Ray-J type meltdown yesterday.  I got absolutely no sleep on Sunday and had to take my mom to the hospital at 6:30 am for her surgery.  Lack of sleep + not being a morning person + an intense dislike of being in hospitals = a fucked up way to…

Fuck it Friday! – #79 – Fuck your summer!

    I haven’t done a Fuck it Friday in almost eight months.  Damn!  Sorry about that.  I had no idea I’d been slacking like that. Let me explain how Fuck it Friday works in case you’re new, a lurker, or you’re a short bus rider.  Fuck it Friday is my spotlight rant post where I…

Seven Rolls Royces & 15 days

I come on Twitter (late as hell) and find out Ray-J and Fabolous got into it!  Heard the interview (http://www NULL.power1051fm NULL.com/pages/onair/breakfast-club/?uri=channels/449330/1488846) with Ray-J nuttin’ the fuck up and I lost it!  Dude was cutting an old school ECW promo.  Seriously, I laughed so hard I almost cried.  The funny thing is I get like…

Four weeks from yesterday

  Sometime between now and my birthday I’m going to tongue rape the hell out of a Cinnabon! If I’ve learned anything from Tumblr it’s that you can find some good porn there and that a lot of hot chicks, fuck up their bodies with stupid, shitty ass tattoos.  There should be a 48 hour…

Wow, just wow

R.I.P. Nick Ashford. If tomatoes are fruit then is ketchup a smoothie? If restaurants charge you for adding items to your food, how come you don’t get a discount for deletions? Kanye is better than Jay-Z. Last week’s second season premiere of Beyond Scared Straight was probably the best show of the series besides the…

Anger, stress, and other unwanted feelings

I’ve been chatting with A. via text and e-mail since sending her a happy birthday text a few weeks ago.  The first thing she did was apologize for saying or doing anything that might have gotten me mad.  You’d think I’d Hulk out and explode every time I get mad at people but that’s rarely…