Shark week

I think someone in this building is a downlow Jehovah’s Witness.  First they’re sending mail to me and then last night I looked and one of those bastards stuffed a Watchtower under my door.  *sigh*  I’m generally a live and let live type of person.  If you don’t fuck with me then I don’t fuck…

Post #1000

As per the title this is my 1,000th post.  I planned to have this done a couple of months ago but things happen or don’t.  Anyway, I’d like to take a moment to thank my regulars AR Gal (the queen of YouTube), Blkbutterfly (my blog wife), Ladynay (my 1,000+ post blog nemesis and inciter of…

True Blood 4.4 R&D

*****Here there be SPOILERS***** Episode 4, entitled Me and the Devil was a marked improvement over the previous episode.  I’m going to jump all over the place so don’t mind me.  I just don’t understand the mind of abused women.  Then again I don’t make it a habit of knowingly dealing with women who allow…

Triangle Man vs Duck Face

R.I.P. Amy Jade Winehouse.  It’s been said she’s a member of the 27 Club, which is a group of performers who died at the age of 27.  Members include:  Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, Janice Joplin, & Jim Morrison. My mom still hasn’t upgraded her phone yet even though we agreed on what phone she should…

First ever Freakytopia.net giveaway

My 1,000th post is quickly approaching, in fact it’s only three posts away.  In celebration of that and to thank my loyal readers, I want to give something away.  After much thought I’ve decided that I’ll be giving away a $25 electronic gift certificate for Amazon.com (http://www NULL.amazon NULL.com/), Bath & Body Works (http://www NULL.bathandbodyworks…

5ives – the third five, second set

5ive Disney porn titles: 1.  The Little Sperm-maid 2.  Cherry Poppins 3.  Faptasia 4.  Poca-hot-tits 5.  Finding Nympho 5ive favorite Tupac songs (in no particular order): 1. I Ain’t Mad At Cha 2. Thugz Mansion 3. Hit Em Up 4. Me and My Girlfriend 5. Hail Mary 5ive hottest Braxton sisters (from hottest to nottest):…

Hodge podge of random

Guess what’s sitting in my living room right now?  If you said a 3D LED TV then you are absolutely right!  Now I just have to figure out how to get the Internet working on the TV and get some 3D Blu-ray movies and I’m good to go.  I’m sooooooo geeked! One of my geek…

True Blood 4.3 R&D

*****Here there be True Blood Spoilers***** Episode 3 was slow and kind of boring to be honest.  It seems like so far this season has fallen into a pattern of slow show, OMG WTF!, slow show…  I’m hoping next week’s show is better and that the pace picks up a bit.  So where do we…

Show me your ass

Got my latest winnings in the mail last week.  I swear between FedEx and USPS it seemed like the buzzer was ringing all damn day.  As you can see it’s a prize pack from the movie Horrible Bosses.  There’s a shot glass, a cap, a beach ball (that I’ve actually played with but it was…

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

I’ve been trying to see the latest Transformers movie since Tuesday night but almost every single time I attempted to go something conspired to piss in my face and say it’s just rain.  I usually do the matinées and even with a 3D showing I don’t generally spend more than $8-$8.50 on admission.  I feel…