First ever Freakytopia.net giveaway

My 1,000th post is quickly approaching, in fact it’s only three posts away.  In celebration of that and to thank my loyal readers, I want to give something away.  After much thought I’ve decided that I’ll be giving away a $25 electronic gift certificate for Amazon.com (http://www NULL.amazon NULL.com/), Bath & Body Works (http://www NULL.bathandbodyworks…

5ives – the third five, second set

5ive Disney porn titles: 1.  The Little Sperm-maid 2.  Cherry Poppins 3.  Faptasia 4.  Poca-hot-tits 5.  Finding Nympho 5ive favorite Tupac songs (in no particular order): 1. I Ain’t Mad At Cha 2. Thugz Mansion 3. Hit Em Up 4. Me and My Girlfriend 5. Hail Mary 5ive hottest Braxton sisters (from hottest to nottest):…

Hodge podge of random

Guess what’s sitting in my living room right now?  If you said a 3D LED TV then you are absolutely right!  Now I just have to figure out how to get the Internet working on the TV and get some 3D Blu-ray movies and I’m good to go.  I’m sooooooo geeked! One of my geek…

True Blood 4.3 R&D

*****Here there be True Blood Spoilers***** Episode 3 was slow and kind of boring to be honest.  It seems like so far this season has fallen into a pattern of slow show, OMG WTF!, slow show…  I’m hoping next week’s show is better and that the pace picks up a bit.  So where do we…

Show me your ass

Got my latest winnings in the mail last week.  I swear between FedEx and USPS it seemed like the buzzer was ringing all damn day.  As you can see it’s a prize pack from the movie Horrible Bosses.  There’s a shot glass, a cap, a beach ball (that I’ve actually played with but it was…

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

I’ve been trying to see the latest Transformers movie since Tuesday night but almost every single time I attempted to go something conspired to piss in my face and say it’s just rain.  I usually do the matinées and even with a 3D showing I don’t generally spend more than $8-$8.50 on admission.  I feel…

I wanna do bad things to you

I think I have an idea of what I’m going to do for my 1,000th post.  I’m just going to let the hamster wheels crank and see what I end up doing. Tumblr won’t let me be great!  Considering how often it’s down or spitting error messages at me I feel like I’m on Twitter…

Got that Oscar Mayer

Hididdly ho good neighbors!  What’s happening Cap’n?  Same shit different toilet here! I got my books from Amazon.  I’ve already destroyed Charlaine Harris’ Dead in the Family!  I read most of it in one night and finished off the last 50 or so pages and the preview for the next book (which is already out…

10 fat bitches

Yesterday was hotter than 10 fat bitches in a phone booth!  Thanks for that Kasandra!  Since I had to listen to you complain about the cold all winter you’re going to listen to me bitch about the heat all summer late spring & summer long!  Deal with it!  Seems like we only had one or…

X-Men: First Class

Yesterday, I got a showing of X-Men: First Class.  I went into the moving having misgivings about it.  I had misgivings when I heard it was being made because I didn’t really see the purpose.  I had misgivings when I heard about the casting.  It’s not right.  The true first group of X-Men were:  Cyclops,…