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Guess what’s sitting in my living room right now? If you said a 3D LED TV then you are absolutely right! Now I just have to figure out how to get the Internet working on the TV and get some 3D Blu-ray movies and I’m good to go. I’m sooooooo geeked! One of my geek…
*****Here there be True Blood Spoilers***** Episode 3 was slow and kind of boring to be honest. It seems like so far this season has fallen into a pattern of slow show, OMG WTF!, slow show… I’m hoping next week’s show is better and that the pace picks up a bit. So where do we…
Got my latest winnings in the mail last week. I swear between FedEx and USPS it seemed like the buzzer was ringing all damn day. As you can see it’s a prize pack from the movie Horrible Bosses. There’s a shot glass, a cap, a beach ball (that I’ve actually played with but it was…
I’ve been trying to see the latest Transformers movie since Tuesday night but almost every single time I attempted to go something conspired to piss in my face and say it’s just rain. I usually do the matinées and even with a 3D showing I don’t generally spend more than $8-$8.50 on admission. I feel…
I think I have an idea of what I’m going to do for my 1,000th post. I’m just going to let the hamster wheels crank and see what I end up doing. Tumblr won’t let me be great! Considering how often it’s down or spitting error messages at me I feel like I’m on Twitter…
Hididdly ho good neighbors! What’s happening Cap’n? Same shit different toilet here! I got my books from Amazon. I’ve already destroyed Charlaine Harris’ Dead in the Family! I read most of it in one night and finished off the last 50 or so pages and the preview for the next book (which is already out…
Yesterday was hotter than 10 fat bitches in a phone booth! Thanks for that Kasandra! Since I had to listen to you complain about the cold all winter you’re going to listen to me bitch about the heat all summer late spring & summer long! Deal with it! Seems like we only had one or…
Yesterday, I got a showing of X-Men: First Class. I went into the moving having misgivings about it. I had misgivings when I heard it was being made because I didn’t really see the purpose. I had misgivings when I heard about the casting. It’s not right. The true first group of X-Men were: Cyclops,…
R.I.P. Dr. Jack Kevorkian. I am very much a believer in a person’s right to die. I really want to get out of town and go somewhere but I’m wondering if that’s going to happen. At this point and time it seems like it would be an inconvenience pretty much any time between now and…