I wanna do bad things to you

I think I have an idea of what I’m going to do for my 1,000th post.  I’m just going to let the hamster wheels crank and see what I end up doing. Tumblr won’t let me be great!  Considering how often it’s down or spitting error messages at me I feel like I’m on Twitter…

Got that Oscar Mayer

Hididdly ho good neighbors!  What’s happening Cap’n?  Same shit different toilet here! I got my books from Amazon.  I’ve already destroyed Charlaine Harris’ Dead in the Family!  I read most of it in one night and finished off the last 50 or so pages and the preview for the next book (which is already out…

10 fat bitches

Yesterday was hotter than 10 fat bitches in a phone booth!  Thanks for that Kasandra!  Since I had to listen to you complain about the cold all winter you’re going to listen to me bitch about the heat all summer late spring & summer long!  Deal with it!  Seems like we only had one or…

X-Men: First Class

Yesterday, I got a showing of X-Men: First Class.  I went into the moving having misgivings about it.  I had misgivings when I heard it was being made because I didn’t really see the purpose.  I had misgivings when I heard about the casting.  It’s not right.  The true first group of X-Men were:  Cyclops,…

Day before Saturday

R.I.P. Dr. Jack Kevorkian.  I am very much a believer in a person’s right to die. I really want to get out of town and go somewhere but I’m wondering if that’s going to happen.  At this point and time it seems like it would be an inconvenience pretty much any time between now and…

Now taking apps for the new & improved Team Freaky

R.I.P. Randy “the Macho Man” Savage.  One of my favorite pro-wrestlers and one of the greatest of all times.  I used to try imitating him all the time as a kid and his voice is no joke on the throat.  LOL. So now Judgment Day is supposed to happen on October 21st.  *shrugs*  Someone asked…

Pieces

I haven’t told my mom about Val and I breaking up yet.  I’m not really sure why.  No, that’s not entirely true.  I think the main reason I haven’t said anything is because the first question people tend to ask is why?  *shrugs*  Why does it matter why?  Truth is I’m still kind of numb…

I do NOT

Seems like the royal wedding has people in one of two camps.  Those thinking about marriage and those who just don’t give a fuck.  I didn’t get up early to watch the wedding.  I’ve been tired of hearing about it for the past month and today is straight overkill.  Of course, it seems like everyone…

I whip my wig back & forth

I saw my first $4 gallon of gas today.  I’m not even going to lie, that shit hurt my feelings.  I wonder how high will prices go before Obama dip into the U.S. oil reserves and Michigan lowers its gas tax. Click on the pic to better see the abomination of a gas price.  One…