Green & Yellow Green & Yellow

Congratulations Green Bay Packers! Christina fucked up the National anthem.  I don’t understand why a professional does that.  Did she not practice and memorize the lyrics?  *shrugs* Those Steelers fans are really sore losers.  That’s what happens when you get cocky.  *smirks* Not that I care about Green Bay all that much.  I’m just glad…

Fuck it Friday! – #78 – D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.

Fuck people who don’t include me on plans in the first place and then get mad when I don’t want to take part in them!  Last time I checked I was grown and slavery was still abolished so fuck what you thought!  If I’m not consulted on something in which you have reason to want,…

Snow is me

Dear local meteorologists, For about a week you’ve hyped up this snow storm that had the potential to be the worst in some time around here.  Even as late as last night you bastards practically swore on a stack of bibles that this snow storm was going to shut it down!  You promised blizzards and…

Snow angel

My sleep was such a joke last night.  I think I finally drifted off a bit after 5 in the morning today.  I was lucky to get about four hours of sleep.  Wouldn’t you know it when I tried to take a nap my phone starts blowing up.  Ugh!  Can’t call when I’m bored beyond…

ouYay uckSay

I don’t feel like anyone in my life supports me emotionally.  It’s always me being the strong shoulder, listening, giving advice, and solving problems.  I kind of resent that.  Correction.  I very much resent that.  I’m tired of wasting my time trying to be there for people and at the end of the day feeling…

5ives – the second five, second set

5ive things my girl thinks is weird about me: 1.  My arm fetish. 2.  How I like to scream, “Nein” while spanking her. 3.  My “irrational” hatred of all things Trey Songz. 4.  Outside of sex and showers I don’t really like being completely naked. 5.  My finicky eating habits. 5ive conventions I want to…

Nibble on my smurf berries

My mom is supposed to get out of the hospital today.  The bad news is that she says her doctor wants someone around her 24/7 for the next two weeks. Hopefully, this headache will go away. Having to do something generally makes me not want to do it.  It definitely makes me enjoy it a…

Fuck it Friday! – #77 – Fuck 2010!

I can’t believe I haven’t done one of these since July of last year.  Damn, somebody should’ve told me it had been that long since I’ve done a Fuck it Friday!  Oh well, better late than never. Let me explain how Fuck it Friday works in case you’re new, a lurker, or you’re a short…

Cake Boss

I woke up feeling sicker than a junkyard dog  this morning but I had an interesting dream when I went back to sleep.  Me, my mom, and my sister had all moved into this huge older house.  It was definitely a fixer upper as we had to have some people in to fix the plumbing. …

I will fold you like a piece of paper!

Me:  I want to get whatever Nicki Minaj had done to her ass done to me. Val:  I don’t care but you’re going to get a lot of attention from Toine and them.  If you’re okay with that then go for it babe. Me:  I don’t know how I feel about that. Val: Feel about…