Snow is me

Dear local meteorologists, For about a week you’ve hyped up this snow storm that had the potential to be the worst in some time around here.  Even as late as last night you bastards practically swore on a stack of bibles that this snow storm was going to shut it down!  You promised blizzards and…

Snow angel

My sleep was such a joke last night.  I think I finally drifted off a bit after 5 in the morning today.  I was lucky to get about four hours of sleep.  Wouldn’t you know it when I tried to take a nap my phone starts blowing up.  Ugh!  Can’t call when I’m bored beyond…

ouYay uckSay

I don’t feel like anyone in my life supports me emotionally.  It’s always me being the strong shoulder, listening, giving advice, and solving problems.  I kind of resent that.  Correction.  I very much resent that.  I’m tired of wasting my time trying to be there for people and at the end of the day feeling…

5ives – the second five, second set

5ive things my girl thinks is weird about me: 1.  My arm fetish. 2.  How I like to scream, “Nein” while spanking her. 3.  My “irrational” hatred of all things Trey Songz. 4.  Outside of sex and showers I don’t really like being completely naked. 5.  My finicky eating habits. 5ive conventions I want to…

Nibble on my smurf berries

My mom is supposed to get out of the hospital today.  The bad news is that she says her doctor wants someone around her 24/7 for the next two weeks. Hopefully, this headache will go away. Having to do something generally makes me not want to do it.  It definitely makes me enjoy it a…

Fuck it Friday! – #77 – Fuck 2010!

I can’t believe I haven’t done one of these since July of last year.  Damn, somebody should’ve told me it had been that long since I’ve done a Fuck it Friday!  Oh well, better late than never. Let me explain how Fuck it Friday works in case you’re new, a lurker, or you’re a short…

Cake Boss

I woke up feeling sicker than a junkyard dog  this morning but I had an interesting dream when I went back to sleep.  Me, my mom, and my sister had all moved into this huge older house.  It was definitely a fixer upper as we had to have some people in to fix the plumbing. …

I will fold you like a piece of paper!

Me:  I want to get whatever Nicki Minaj had done to her ass done to me. Val:  I don’t care but you’re going to get a lot of attention from Toine and them.  If you’re okay with that then go for it babe. Me:  I don’t know how I feel about that. Val: Feel about…

Stronger

I got a call from my mom Monday afternoon.  Soon as I heard her voice I could tell she was in tears.  I think of any sound I have heard in my life the sound of my mom crying bothers me the most.  Immediately I wanted to know what was wrong and who needed to…

My name is Baby Satan

Detroit actually makes the top 10 U.S. list in terms of snowfall per year.  I’m not sure I believe that. 49 out of 50 states had snow on the ground.  Leave it to Florida to fuck things up…again! If a cat hoarder fell in love with a rat hoarder I wonder if that relationship could…