Brain nuggets

I’m like a blind Atheist, I’ll believe it when I see it. Olive Oyl must’ve had some really good pussy the way Popeye and Bluto always fought over her.  She straight up hoed Popeye on the regular and dick teased him and Bluto both.  Bluto would get tired of it and try to take the…

It’s still Waka

It’s very hard for me to let people get close to me.  There always seems to be a battle going on inside me.  One side fights to give them a chance because they could be exactly what I need and want and the other side fights to protect my castle (me) and not let any…

Can’t think of a name for this

Self Loathing What do you hate about yourself? – My life, being indecisive, and how I feel inside. What do you think people say about you when your not around? – I don’t think people think about me when I’m not around to say anything about me.  *shrugs* Who do you think would go to…

Same shit, different year?

Is it just me or do women with short hair seem to try to make up for it by overdoing it with big ass earrings and loud jewelry? I can still see your scalp!  If you want to take the emphasis off of your lack of hair may I suggest putting said emphasis on your…

Happy New Year!

I’ve been having odd dreams about random people lately from Twitter and blogging.  I really wish I knew what was up with that. I want another Nerf gun, something with a higher dart capacity.  Sometime in 2011 I will have a Nerf gun fight.  Believe that!  I may have to scratch that itch I’ve been…

Tis the season

Christmas pretty much sucked hot, pissy donkey balls! I went into not expecting anything other than what I had gotten myself, which honestly wasn’t much.  I did get a package from one of my sometime readers/twitter followers.  I was only expecting a card but got some peach jello as well.  Guess, I’ll finally make some…

5ives – the first 5ive, second set

5ive things I’d tell a chick if I were a stalker: 1.  If I can’t have you then no nigga can. 2.  Bitch, you can’t hide from me!  Even when you die and go to hell I’ll be there waiting for you. 3.  Every breath you take, every move you make, every step you take,…

Merry Winter Solstice!

I didn’t see any kind of lunar eclipse before I went to bed.  Still haven’t seen pictures of it on the news yet and I don’t feel like Googling it.  In closing, fuck the lunar eclipse! I noticed I asked about tattoos in the last post and didn’t share my thoughts.  Well like most things…

Brain nuggets

Lil’ Miley Cyrus has been hitting that bong.  I got something Miley can wrap her lips around and suck the life out of to her heart’s content!  Bring some of your slutty, freak friends and they can get the puff, puff, skeet treatment too! Someone should make a dong bong.  That way you can fuck…

Fall wonderland

The weather report says it’s about 8° outside right now, the wind chill factor is about -10°.  I’d concur.  It is colder than a snow pimp’s heart outside but at least I got my snow.   We got about 4-6 inches of the white stuff  yesterday.  I told myself I wasn’t going to venture out…