5ives – the first 5ive, second set

5ive things I’d tell a chick if I were a stalker: 1.  If I can’t have you then no nigga can. 2.  Bitch, you can’t hide from me!  Even when you die and go to hell I’ll be there waiting for you. 3.  Every breath you take, every move you make, every step you take,…

Merry Winter Solstice!

I didn’t see any kind of lunar eclipse before I went to bed.  Still haven’t seen pictures of it on the news yet and I don’t feel like Googling it.  In closing, fuck the lunar eclipse! I noticed I asked about tattoos in the last post and didn’t share my thoughts.  Well like most things…

Brain nuggets

Lil’ Miley Cyrus has been hitting that bong.  I got something Miley can wrap her lips around and suck the life out of to her heart’s content!  Bring some of your slutty, freak friends and they can get the puff, puff, skeet treatment too! Someone should make a dong bong.  That way you can fuck…

Fall wonderland

The weather report says it’s about 8° outside right now, the wind chill factor is about -10°.  I’d concur.  It is colder than a snow pimp’s heart outside but at least I got my snow.   We got about 4-6 inches of the white stuff  yesterday.  I told myself I wasn’t going to venture out…

My Santa is…

I’ve been called a sweetheart twice in about as many days.  I’m not sure how I feel about that.  Nope, that’s not true I’m leaning towards not liking it.  Sweetheart to me is like a pat on the forehead or a kiss on the chick.  Sweetheart is you’re nice like a gay, little brother or…

Bah humbug bitches!

Happy belated birthday to my Remmy!  Well, I actually wished her a happy birthday on her birthday but I didn’t post anything here until after so… If one more chick plays around claiming I’m the father of her baby(ies) I’m going to demand the chance to make that true.  Tick, tock ladies! Speaking of kids,…

revetahW

My phone case didn’t arrive today.  What the fuck?  According to Amazon’s page I should wait a couple of more days before getting in their ass.   Grrrrr!!! Hell, I could’ve made the case myself at this point.  I despise USPS shipping and there wack ass tracking. I won some passes to a screening of Black…

Please do BETter

R.I.P. Leslie Nielson. BET truly makes me sad whenever I happen on that channel.  The fact that people think that it’s quality entertainment is even sadder to me.  I can’t believe that corny ass coonery was actually scripted.  *sigh*  It’s sad when people think we’re laughing with them instead of at them. I didn’t watch…