License to be enhanced

First things first.  Happy birthday to AR Gal!!!  I redecorated your suite and turned off the video cameras for your special day. If I don’t post tomorrow than, happy birthday to CoogieCruz as well!!! I think I’m going to jump on board and do that 30 day blog challenge starting Wednesday.  I’m going to warn…

Jesus Jacket

Benny Hinn is fucking hardcore! Who says White people can’t get hyped in church? I don’t care what any of you say I’m willing to put money down that his church is better than yours. Yep, I said it! It’s like the Church of the WWE which is the 2nd best church ever besides my…

Piranha 3D

Yesterday, I finally dragged myself out to see another movie I was looking forward to, Piranha 3D. It’s spring break and the town of Lake Victoria swells from the usual 5,000 residents to more than 50,000 people.  This year though there are some uninvited guests.  An underwater earthquake opens up a previously unknown underwater lake…

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World is a movie based on the Oni Press graphic novels Scott Pilgrim Volume 1-6.  Scott Pilgrim is a 23 year old loser/dreamer/wannabe hipster who after getting brutally dumped by his ex-girlfriend has yet to recover.  He’s between jobs, lives in a studio apartment with his gay friend Wallace (and shares…

Randomness w/a side of curly fries

I asked what shows were you looking forward to on my last post and never answered the question myself.  Well, I’m looking forward to Smallville (final season), Supernatural, Stargate Universe, The Human Target, The Cape, Shit My Dad Says (first show based on a Twitter account), NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles,  Nikita, Animation Domination, Sanctuary, Cops,…

Brain nuggets

It was hotter than stolen pussy in Parts Unknown but we have them beat in mugginess.  Ugh!  It’s like I’m scared to go outside because the neighborhood bully will get me if I do.  Every time I step out into that humidity my will to be or do anything productive vanishes.  I’m of the mindset…