Death by a 1,000 paper cuts

“I’m the minstrel man, the cleaning man the pole man, the shoeshine man I’m a nigger man, watch me dance” *Blows the dust off*  Hello?  Anybody home?  Miss me?  I’m writing this during some down time in Parts Unknown.  It’s been an interesting trip if I do say so myself.  I’d been feeling anxious in…

The beard made me do it

Wish I could say I’ve been way too busy to even think about posting something new but I’d be lying.  There really hasn’t been a whole lot going on around here interesting or otherwise.  Hell, even the Internet would bore me to tears right now if it weren’t for my newest addictions.  One being Hulu…

Comment ça va?

Things have been on the boring side around these parts lately.  Then again things are always boring here so maybe it’s a little more boring around here now.  Not really a fan of heat and humidity so I try to avoid being outside and spend as little time as possible in Satan’s mouth.  The funny…

Fuck it Friday! – #76 – I hate everyone!

I decided Fuck it Friday needed a theme song for the week and I found one that matched my mood as of late.  Enjoy or not. Fuck this heat and humidity!  I feel like I should be lethargically laying in dirt somewhere with flies walking all over my eyes while Sally Struthers makes a plea…

Freaky Deaky will sign with…?

My travel plans have been completed!  Yay me!  I can’t wait to get away from the bullshit and the people here.  I need to recharge my mental battery.  You’re going to miss me when I’m gone. Val called me from a liquor store to ask me if there was anything I wanted during my visit….

Blow me like a vuvuzela!

I need to get some new pillows.  I usually replace them two or three times a year.  I should’ve replaced them the last time I went to Target.  I would have too if I hadn’t been hit with a cheap attack.  Oh well, maybe I get some new pillows this weekend. I had a dream…

What’s shakin’ bacon?

Yesterday was pretty eventful weather-wise.  There was an earthquake in Ottawa, Canada that could be felt, according to the news in Detroit, Cleveland, Pittsburgh, and Boston.  I always find it funny how they seem to be so hit and miss in terms of people even noticing it.  I usually notice them.  Apparently there are different…

Fuck it Friday! – #75 – Fuck yo daddy!

Fuck T-Mobile!  Your coverage is shit!  Seriously, it seems like I can stand pretty much anywhere, pull out my dick and piss farther than your coverage area!  Never had a problem with AT&T or their phones not giving me any type of signal.  Hell, even during the infamous blackout my AT&T phone got a strong…

Dude, you know she’s 17 right?

Who’s watching World Cup soccer?  Not me, I couldn’t give a fuck about it and I don’t think most Americans do either. The Wayne County prosecutor wants to require parents to attend parent teacher conferences under the threat of jail time if they don’t.  While I think in most circumstances, unless you have some really…

The Speed Dating Meme (Part 2)

26. Have you ever been stung by a bee? Yep, right in the center of my chest.  Me and D. used to torture bees when we were younger.  Guess one of our victims either wasn’t dead or we got tagged with the attack scent but he got stung in the forehead and I got stung…