Right now

I want to punch someone in the face and knock him/her/it the fuck out. I want to unfollow most of the few followers I have on Twitter. I wish I had a personal assistant to deal with all the people and things I just can’t deal with at any given moment. I wish I had…

I’m your girlfriend now, Freaky!

Had the worst sleep last night.  I took a nap which turned out to be longer than expected.  Then when I finally got to sleep I was woken up by my cell phone.  After I finally got back to sleep I woke up what seemed like every two hours or so.  Oh and I had…

Sunday shenanigans!

The name of the following video is simple and to the point. It’s called Get Your Mouth Away (From my Dick). I’m not even going to lie this song made me cry. Seriously, I kid you not. I cried with laughter at the end when he tried to break it down and get emotional with…

Hold on playa!

I’m not really sure what the point of marriage is.  Oh I know what it was, back in the day but today?  Not so much.  When I was a wee lad I used to think of finding me the perfect girlfriend, getting married, having five or six kids (my family is small and I always…

Brain nuggets

Can you believe April is almost over and done with? It bothers me for some reason that Val allows people to believe I’m local instead of just telling people I live in another state.  Part of me thinks she’s ashamed or something even though she says that isn’t the case.  She says she wouldn’t introduce…

Fuck it Friday! – #72 – Fuck yo Friday nigga!

AR Gal gave me the idea for this particular Fuck it Friday!  Thank you and fuck yo suggestion nigga!  What?!  Had to say it. Fuck yo middle name nigga!  I can’t fucking stand people who use stupid phrases as their middle names on facebook!  Every time I see a simple ass bitch like Shaniqua “TheRightOneBaby”…

Swagger jackin’ AR Gal

I tweeted about this awhile back. I bet chicks who use the Shake Weight have a diabolical stroke game! Just because my dick may or may not start throbbing when the commercial comes on does NOT make me some type of pervert, damn it! No male above the age of 13 will watch the commercial…

Brain nuggets

I wonder if Erykah Badu needs someone to start the jiggle on her ass every morning after getting out of bed like how pilots used to have to start the propellers on airplanes back in the day.  If so I’d like to formally put in a bid to do just that.  Well, as long as…