Brain nuggets

Not a lot has been going on as of late.  Some things got taken care of and I feel significantly less stressed at the moment but I won’t lie, I still want to get the fuck out of here.  I was talking to Val recently about how long I’d be visiting.  Originally, I was thinking…

The Speed Dating Meme (Part 1)

1. What’s your favorite Dr. Seuss book?  The Cat in the Hat gets Neutered.  It’s funny as hell.  I guess it would be The Cat in the Hat. 2. If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be? As a kid I always thought the Brady’s (from the Brady…

Please, I’m begging you…

Sometimes, and I find that sometimes becoming more frequent, I just want to grab everything I can stuff into my truck and disappear.  Usually when I have this fantasy I imagine I’m gone for a couple of weeks and that maybe after a few days I’d call a couple of people and let them know…

Fuck it Friday! – #74 – Fuck your BBQ!

Fuck BP in the throat with a bag of stiff oil covered dicks!  Fuck all the stupid names for different methods of “containing” the spill.  Please tell me why BP of all motherfuckers are allowed to raise the price of their gas when those motherfuckers are in part responsible for an environmental disaster?  In addition…

Right now

I want to punch someone in the face and knock him/her/it the fuck out. I want to unfollow most of the few followers I have on Twitter. I wish I had a personal assistant to deal with all the people and things I just can’t deal with at any given moment. I wish I had…

I’m your girlfriend now, Freaky!

Had the worst sleep last night.  I took a nap which turned out to be longer than expected.  Then when I finally got to sleep I was woken up by my cell phone.  After I finally got back to sleep I woke up what seemed like every two hours or so.  Oh and I had…

Sunday shenanigans!

The name of the following video is simple and to the point. It’s called Get Your Mouth Away (From my Dick). I’m not even going to lie this song made me cry. Seriously, I kid you not. I cried with laughter at the end when he tried to break it down and get emotional with…

Hold on playa!

I’m not really sure what the point of marriage is.  Oh I know what it was, back in the day but today?  Not so much.  When I was a wee lad I used to think of finding me the perfect girlfriend, getting married, having five or six kids (my family is small and I always…