Snowpocalypse now!

Valentine’s day PSA:  Pussy is not a fucking gift!  Okay, in the literal sense of the phrase it is but you know what I mean.  Don’t let a dude come out of pocket and cash you out like a Disney princess and you think laying on your back in some cheap little panties is an…

The electric mouse Pokemon

I have been so fucking bored as of late.  Usually I can find something online to entertain or distract me for at least a moment but lately I’ve been getting bupkes.  It kind of reminds me when I was kid and I’d cry boredom.  My mom would mention all of the things I had like…

Sieben

My twitterboo tagged me to do this and since I don’t generally like to keep the same post up for too long, I’m glad she did.  I’m supposed to link to the person who tagged me but I don’t remember her URL off the top of head.  Then there’s something about tagging more people to…

Hate post

This week I’ve been going with a little getting to know me theme.  Last time it was random stuff and now it’s some things I hate.  Trust me this isn’t a comprehensive list by any means.  I may or may not add to this list over the next few days.  Who knows, this might end…

Get to know me

Since people seem to like when I reveal some of the weirdest random stuff about me I thought I’d share with you.  You’re welcome. I do voices.  While I don’t have the same vocal range I had pre-puberty  those that have talked to me have probably had one of them forced upon you.  The latest…

Brain nuggets 2010

I’m not very happy with the U.S. Postal Service yet again.  I won a gift card last month.  I was told it was sent out either on December the 14th or 15th.  The letter was postmarked December 18th.  Can someone tell me why the hell I didn’t get it until January 6th?  I honestly thought…

Anger

“The only reason I know I’m alive is because I feel pain everyday of my life.” A., my female best friend contacted me via e-mail.  She joked that I hadn’t sent her one of those fancy ass, expensive Christmas cards I send out every year.  It’s funny that she would even notice.  Maybe funny really…

5ives – the tenth 5ive

5ive names for Charlie Brown specials if I were in charge: 1. Yo, we ran a train on your sister, Charlie Brown! 2. Bitch betta have my money, Charlie Brown! 3. That little red-haired girl is really a boy, Charlie Brown. 4. Stay away from that Charlie Brown kid: the dark years. 5. Nobody has…

Throwback, mold, and donuts oh my!

Well the workers finally came by to start demoing the shower and one of the walls in my bathroom.  Funny thing is a few minutes later and I probably would’ve been butt ass naked and soaped up in the shower since I didn’t think they were going to start this late in the afternoon.  Glad…

Hello 2010!

What up doe?  Hope the holidays was fun and as free of drama and stress as possible.  Things were pretty chill here.  Val came to visit and New Year’s Eve was her last night here.  We really didn’t plan on doing much while she was here.  She even requested that we have at least two…