My new bitch

What’s happening Cap’n?!  Not a whole lot around these parts.  I went to an Erykah Badu concert last week.  I’m not really a fan of her music, well outside of her ass which is pretty damn nice.  In fact, I pretty much despise neo soul music in general.  Checking on some reviews of her more…

Jello shot master list

*JAGER BOMB* Boil 1 cup red bull (in place of water), add black cherry or orange jello, 1 cups Jagermeister. *MARGARITA* Boil 1 cup water, add 3 oz pkg lime jello, 4 oz tequila, 4 oz sweet & sour margarita mix. sprinkle with salt just before firm. (substitute watermelon jello for lime for a melon…

Panthers

This past Sunday I attended my first NFL game.  It was the last part of a pretty much month long birthday celebration.  While it wasn’t my beloved Lions I did enjoy watching the Carolina Panthers destroy the St. Louis Rams.  I think I might even be ready to accept them as my secondary team.  I…

El torito

I’ve been a diehard fan of pro-wrestling for almost 30 years.  I’ve seen some of the good, the bad, the ugly, and the head scratching what the fuck many times.  I’ve known about this rehash of Tito Santana’s rehashed gimmick was coming for awhile.  I was kind of disappointed the yummy Rosa Mendez wasn’t joining…

A-Maze-ing

***Note:  Please forgive the quality of the pics.  I took them on my cell phone, at night, and a good distance away with only a digital zoom.***   Saturday evening I went to my third concert ever, it was to see Maze featuring Frankie Beverly.  What can I say, I like music sometimes but I’m…

Paraskevidekatriaphobia

I remember when I was a young’un I used to be terrified of Friday the 13th.  It  wasn’t even so much the movies that scared me though a couple of times I crashed in my mom’s bed within a day or two of seeing one of them.  I’ve always had very intense and graphically violent…

Fuck it Friday! – #83 – Fuck another war!

Fuck Lil Kim’s social support system!  How the fuck you let her do that to her face?  Why does her plastic surgeon keep taking her money and let Kim fuck herself up like that?  Has she not had a reality check when approaching someone’s kid and have the kid recoil, cry, and flee in terror?…

Those aren’t your granny’s panties

Didn’t watch the VMAs last night since I had other things to watch but I finally checked out Miley Cyrus’ performance.  Yeah.  She’s a lot skinnier than I like but real talk, I’d let her twerk for me anytime.  Right before fucking her in the ass…raw…on a Confederate flag, while flirting with married chicks online….

Clap clap

My sister, her friend, and her friend’s dog left early yesterday morning.  My mom got her laundry list of items that she requested, mostly.  The honey buns were kind of bland.  Hostess makes the best honey buns and I don’t think I’ve seen them since moving here.  My sister said all of Hostess’ products were…

Grammar slam

  I sympathize with people who are learning English as a second language. I’ve had a lot of foreign pen pals and homophones are a bitch! I’m not a grammar Nazi because most of the time it is just not that serious.  Also, when one tends to play grammar police to intimidate or insult people…