Overwhelm & addict

My sister is supposed to be visiting soon.  Last I heard she was bringing her hot friend, the hot friend’s daughter, and the hot friend’s dog.  Yeah, this should be interesting.  My mom has a list of shit she wants my sister to bring from Michigan.  My only request is a specific brand of barbecue…

" Show me a hero and I'll show you a coward that ran out of options or a fool who is just too stupid to stay down. "Paul Heyman

Ass station

If my gas station had these chicks working for them they’d have to change their name from Sheetz to Skeetz because that’s what I’d be doing in the comfort of my truck while they were pumping my gas and cleaning my windows.  Hell, I’d be happy to pay these high ass gas prices too!  I…

Nekkid and scurred

Oh I’m not easily offended by the sight of naked buttocks.  I’m more offended by the word buttocks but let me lotion up and I can stroke away any hard feelings.  See what I did there?  Would you like to?  Nasty ass!  Holla at me.  Anyway, I have to admit I’m kind of disappointed with…

What day is it?

You know what day it is right? Woot!  Woot! Now put on those cute panties I like, sit on my lap, and let daddy hump that rump  until I cover it with my sugar pudding. Humpdaaaaay!

Nothing to see here, move along.

I’ve been wanting to change up some things around Freakytopia so after a bit of a search I finally found a theme to replace the one I was using.  I loved the theme but it stopped being supported and updated years ago so it was past time to move on.  Anyway, I’m still tinkering around…

Blue

So I’ve been in my new city for a little over a year now.  It’s funny because there’s a large part of me that still doesn’t see it as home.  It’s not necessarily bad it’s just… different.  I’ve been driving around without my GPS a little more so I’m becoming more familiar with certain areas….

5ives – the seventh five, second set

5ive TV theme songs (with vocals) I still love to this day and butcher as I sing along: 1.  The Greatest American Hero (https://www NULL.youtube NULL.com/watch?v=B4JCehDOy54)  (Believe it or not) 2.  The Fall Guy (https://www NULL.youtube NULL.com/watch?v=F4LX8PPMuOY) (The Unknown Stuntman) 3.  Enterprise (https://www NULL.youtube NULL.com/watch?v=QvDem5oyHXc) (Faith of the Heart) 4.  Moonlighting (https://www NULL.youtube NULL.com/watch?v=NFiu0L7zJX8) 5….

Black snake scream like a little bitch

So about a week ago I gathered up some boxes that had been broken down and just sitting and decided it was finally time to get them out of the way and recycle them.  I open the front door and see that a copy of the lease that I signed the day before was propped…

The Candy Crush man touches my peepee at night

Hard to believe summer is almost here (officially) and that tomorrow is June.  I’ve been out of Detroit for one year tomorrow.  Time certainly flies! So I finally decided to ditch Time Warner cable.  It’s not a complete break since I still have them for Internet and I’ll probably keep the phone until I get…