Black snake scream like a little bitch

So about a week ago I gathered up some boxes that had been broken down and just sitting and decided it was finally time to get them out of the way and recycle them.  I open the front door and see that a copy of the lease that I signed the day before was propped…

The Candy Crush man touches my peepee at night

Hard to believe summer is almost here (officially) and that tomorrow is June.  I’ve been out of Detroit for one year tomorrow.  Time certainly flies! So I finally decided to ditch Time Warner cable.  It’s not a complete break since I still have them for Internet and I’ll probably keep the phone until I get…

Adventures in face sitting

  I got a text yesterday asking if I wanted some company.  I’ve been feeling some kind of way lately. I wouldn’t quite call it depressed.  I guess melancholy might be the word/feeling I’m looking for.  I could’ve taken it or left it but I figured why not?  I wasn’t doing anything anyway and there’s…

Don’t think meme

  Haven’t done one of these in ages, put the first thing that pops into your head on each. Don’t overthink it. If I was a/an _____, I’d be ______ TV show: The Walking Dead Song: My Dick by Mickey Avalon Movie: The Empire Strikes Back Book:  A Song of Fire and Ice (a.k.a. Game…

Pussy died

I really need to start listening to that little voice in my head again.  I was informed yesterday evening that my mom had a doctor’s appointment.  She claimed she told me about it in January.  I don’t think she did but honestly, I have a tendency of tuning her out lately so it’s possible she…

Daddy’s girl

A couple of days ago I was in Target.  I saw a father pushing a shopping cart with a little girl in it, his daughter.  She was rocking out to some Carly Rae Jepsen when she looked up at her dad and asked him, “Who would you rather marry, me or mommy?”  Without missing a…

Mmm beefy

I finally hit up a burger joint I had heard about on a local forum for awhile now with Val.  She’s been on this everything happens for a reason thing as of late.  I’m kind of on the fence if I actually believe that or not but long story short if things had gone as…

The Galaxy is mine

I bit the bullet and decided to not only stick it out with Sprint for the time being but also to take advantage of my upgrade. My new smartphone is a marble white Samsung Galaxy Note II.  I’ve had it for about a week and half and while I’m still figuring it out I’m definitely…