The brightest & best

Well hello there!  Long time no blog, huh?  Honestly there’s been a big void of interesting in my life as of late so I haven’t really had anything to blog about.  Hate when that happens but whatever.  I’ll try to do better. I missed two graduations in two days.  That might be a personal record…

5ives – the sixth five, second set

5ive names I’d consider if I had a band: 1.  Black Market Butt Injections 2.  Magical Mormon Underwear 3.  The Faptastic Four 4.  Taste the Rainbow, Bitches! 5.  Skeet, Skeet, Skeet! 5ive Olympic athletes that can get it: 1.  Allyson Felix 2.  Misty May-Treanor  3.  Lolo Jones  4. Jacqueline Carvalho  5. Jennifer Abel  5ive signs you’re…

Last Friday & other stuff

Went to the state fair last Friday.  I haven’t done public transportation in ages but I’m so glad I decided to that day.  Didn’t want my mom having to take the long ass trek I had to endure last time I went.  I would’ve lost my fucking mind trying to deal with the traffic there….

Big Bird needs to stand on his own

The love/hate thing with my birthday continues.  My mom kept asking me questions about what I wanted and I really had nothing to contribute.  I gave some suggestions but her money was low so my heart really wasn’t in it.  Ever since childhood people have always cried broke on my birthday.  I never really understood…

Who invited Curt Conners & his family?

So my community had a pet adoption fair last Saturday.  I hardly slept the night before.  Seriously I’m talking 8 year old on Christmas Eve geeked!  As is the case most times with me, it seems, the hype failed to live up to my anticipation.  There were about six or seven dogs and at least…

You got something in your hair

I feel a little bad but I finally got around to read The Hunger Games.  I noticed the Google Play store was selling the book (in digital form) for $1.99 so I went over to Amazon to see if they were matching the price.  They were, so I decided to download it on my Kindle…

Random ramblings

The community I live in is having a pet adoption fair next month.  If you adopt a pet then the pet deposit and pet fees are waved.  I think I’m going to go and have a look.  On one hand I want a puppy and have wanted one since I had to give up my…

Let me see your thong while playing volleyball

Seems like whenever I talk to anyone lately I’m always asked how do I like North Carolina?   I like it.  I could do without all the 90°+ days and the humidity can suck sweaty monkey balls but even if I was back in Detroit it would still be hotter than the back of an…