Final Friday of March

What’s up Team Freaky? I can’t believe I’m giving a shout out to something that doesn’t exist… LOL! Not too much is going on around here. I’ll probably do a second post either in the evening or later tonight. I thought I should do something special for the night shift of Team Freaky. Anyway, I…

101 more things about Freaky Deaky

There’s a good possibility I may delete this blog without warning and disappear from here one day. I’m a mama’s boy (and proud of it). I’m the last surviving male on my mom’s side of the family. I feel a lot of pressure on me to ensure her side of the family doesn’t die out…

Hump Day Thoughts

I saw it on the news yesterday. A Redford, MI man is going on strike (http://www NULL.husbandonstrike NULL.com/) because his wife insists on keeping the kids in the bedroom (every night). I’m not sure his tactic is going to be very effective but I applaud him anyway. I think his wife is being completely unreasonable….

Nasty but not really

Gonzaga? Doesn’t it just sound nasty or am I the only one who thinks that? Girl, if you don’t stop doing that I’m going to shoot my Gonzaga on your titties. If you saw a porno called Gargle my Gonzaga you’d have to flip the box over and take a look, right? Oh, whatever! It…

Stuff I thought about over the weekend.

I’ve come to the realization that some people will never understand me. They’ll never get the chance to truly know me, appreciate me, or love me. They’ll never understand who I am or what makes me tick? They’ll never understand my subtleties, quirks, and nuances. They’ll never understand my essence. They’ll never understand how beautiful…

Huge cocks & ticking clocks.

Why warn us about graphic content on the news and then blur it out? Some sick bastard(s) has been decapitating dogs and skinning coyotes in a neighboring county. The news shows the tail end of the Rottweiler that was decapitated and blurs out with a mosaic effect what I guess was the terrier mix. Considering…

Akebono, bisexuals, & the morning after.

Why were people moving in at night, Monday? Dropping shit, banging against the damn walls, and being loud, way to show your neighbors you’re not an asshole, asshole! I hope the people that moved in don’t have kids. I’m tired of the little loud bastards that visit Stomper upstairs. Sometimes I wish the Oakland County…

Fear

***Updated 03/30/06*** As I write this I’m not sure if I’m even going to post this. However, if you’re reading this then obviously I did. I read something that got me thinking. A creative writing professor once told his class that he didn’t want to read about the last vacation his students took or what…