Nunquam fidelis

How they hangin’ boys and girls? Since I’m right handed and not the slightest bit horny, down and to the left. Come on you really didn’t expect me to pass that one up, did you? To those of you wondering my adventure with the car dealer is over. Yesterday, I had to let Osama bin…

Stuff I found out.

Hey what’s up Freak fans? I don’t really have much to say right now so I decided to drop a little science and do a little informational post. Lists seem to be popular so I’m going to be a sheep and follow along. The designated names for hurricanes in 2006 are: Alberto, Beryl, Chris, Debby,…

Random Thoughts on VD

The more I think of it the more I’m starting to believe that I’m a hedonist. I’ve always thought of that as a being a bad thing but now… not so. I give all of my women (any female I’m close regardless of relationship) a personal t.o.a. (term of affection). Most of them like it…

Fuck Valentine’s Day

I’ll put it out in the open. I’ve never been a fan of Valentine’s Day and knowing me I never will be. Valentine’s Day or VD, like venereal disease, is too full of drama, stress, pressure, and expectations to ever be a pleasant day for me. Now let me get this disclaimer out of the…

Dealing with the dealer

The salesman at the dealership really wants my money. He called me bright and early at 8:58 AM. I told him I was looking into some other deals on a SUV and I wasn’t committed to buying one from him and the nigger got mad at me. What the fuck? Last time I checked we…

What’s going on?

What up doe boys and girls? I’m glad Detroit fared well hosting the Super Bowl but I’m glad the hype and everything surrounding it is over. Now maybe I can watch the local news again without wanting to jump through the screen and choke out the anchors. Nah, they’ll do something to irk the holy…

Superbowl Sunday ramblings

Hey boys and girls, what’s up? It’s Super Bowl Sunday and it finally stopped raining long enough for us to get some snow. I must admit since I don’t have tickets I really haven’t been feeling all of the Super Bowl hype around here. I’m not much of a partier and I’m cheap so the…

Erection Killer

Howdy boys and girls. I went back to the plantation Monday. Don’t know if I’m Freaky Deaky or Kunta Kinte because they’re working me like a field nigger. I’m still not feeling 100% but I feel a lot better. My voice still doesn’t sound normal to me. It’s like the volume is stuck on low…

A few things that piss off & annoy me…

…a.k.a. My pet peeves I’ve been meaning to do a post on some of my pet peeves for a while. I have a lot more of them than the ones listed. It’s always interesting to find out what other people find annoying so I’m adding my two cents into the fray. Bureaucracy. Feeling the air…