Sick as a dog

Greetings and salutations to everyone in bloggerland. I’m stuck at home because some nasty ass heifers coughed on me and gave me bronchitis (well that’s what the doctor thinks anyway) either that or because of all the fag hags (cigarette smokers for you slow people) in the office. I might have to start macing people…

Single with children

I had a conversation recently about women. More specifically it was about women with children. The conversation started because one of the women in the office has a client who has 10 foster kids. We all joked that we were glad we didn’t have to do her return. We then took guesses on her relationship…

If I had a gun

Well, actually I do have a gun but unless I’m wearing my trench coat it’s kind of hard to conceal a rifle. I was sick as a dog Tuesday night/Wednesday morning. It’s terrible being sick, stuck in the bathroom, and sleepy at the same time. After everything was said and done I may have gotten…

An airing of workplace grievances

I’m not on call. If you don’t have me scheduled to work on any particular day it is within my right and very probable that I will make other plans for that day. Sometimes my plan just so happens to be sitting at home, watching TV, and not doing a damn thing. I don’t like…

Guess who’s back?

Try not. Do or do not, there is no try. – Yoda What’s up Freaky Deaky fans? I’m back. Things have been kind of busy for me as of late. One of my hobbies is preparing taxes and in case you didn’t know tax season is upon us. I’ll update more when I have the…

Random stuff I was thinking about

Try not. Do or do not, there is no try. – Yoda For the most part, Stephen King’s books are mind numbingly boring as hell to read but the movies based on his stories are usually good. Then again that’s probably because he doesn’t actually direct most of his movies. Carrie, the Shining, Cujo, Salem’s…

Before I decide

Try not. Do or do not, there is no try. – Yoda Here’s the scenario. You’ve met a man or woman with boo (I hate that name) potential. You’ve done the talking on the phone for hours thing and the conversation was tight. You’ve gone out a couple of times and he or she is…

Preferences

Try not. Do or do not, there is no try. – Yoda Since some people read between the lines when nothing is there and don’t read between the lines when something is there let me state that this post isn’t directed to any one person in particular. Who would’ve know the shit storm I would…