Erection Killer

Howdy boys and girls. I went back to the plantation Monday. Don’t know if I’m Freaky Deaky or Kunta Kinte because they’re working me like a field nigger. I’m still not feeling 100% but I feel a lot better. My voice still doesn’t sound normal to me. It’s like the volume is stuck on low…

A few things that piss off & annoy me…

…a.k.a. My pet peeves I’ve been meaning to do a post on some of my pet peeves for a while. I have a lot more of them than the ones listed. It’s always interesting to find out what other people find annoying so I’m adding my two cents into the fray. Bureaucracy. Feeling the air…

Sick as a dog

Greetings and salutations to everyone in bloggerland. I’m stuck at home because some nasty ass heifers coughed on me and gave me bronchitis (well that’s what the doctor thinks anyway) either that or because of all the fag hags (cigarette smokers for you slow people) in the office. I might have to start macing people…

Single with children

I had a conversation recently about women. More specifically it was about women with children. The conversation started because one of the women in the office has a client who has 10 foster kids. We all joked that we were glad we didn’t have to do her return. We then took guesses on her relationship…

If I had a gun

Well, actually I do have a gun but unless I’m wearing my trench coat it’s kind of hard to conceal a rifle. I was sick as a dog Tuesday night/Wednesday morning. It’s terrible being sick, stuck in the bathroom, and sleepy at the same time. After everything was said and done I may have gotten…

An airing of workplace grievances

I’m not on call. If you don’t have me scheduled to work on any particular day it is within my right and very probable that I will make other plans for that day. Sometimes my plan just so happens to be sitting at home, watching TV, and not doing a damn thing. I don’t like…

Guess who’s back?

Try not. Do or do not, there is no try. – Yoda What’s up Freaky Deaky fans? I’m back. Things have been kind of busy for me as of late. One of my hobbies is preparing taxes and in case you didn’t know tax season is upon us. I’ll update more when I have the…

Random stuff I was thinking about

Try not. Do or do not, there is no try. – Yoda For the most part, Stephen King’s books are mind numbingly boring as hell to read but the movies based on his stories are usually good. Then again that’s probably because he doesn’t actually direct most of his movies. Carrie, the Shining, Cujo, Salem’s…

Before I decide

Try not. Do or do not, there is no try. – Yoda Here’s the scenario. You’ve met a man or woman with boo (I hate that name) potential. You’ve done the talking on the phone for hours thing and the conversation was tight. You’ve gone out a couple of times and he or she is…