5 random things about me

Try not. Do or do not, there is no try. – Yoda 1. My sister and I had to have a babysitter until I was about 13. I wasn’t scared to be home without any adult supervision. My sister and I didn’t get along and my mom was afraid we’d kill each other. She had…

The ring of Gyges

Try not. Do or do not, there is no try. – Yoda I remember sitting in an ethics class a few years back. I wasn’t feeling the class or the professor and was really debating if I should drop the class or not. He wanted to provoke some discussion because most of the class just…

First post of 2006

Try not. Do or do not, there is no try. – Yoda Hey boys and girls, Freaky Deaky here. Thanks to everyone who wished me happy holidays. New Year’s Eve was kind of blah. I’m not much of a partier or drinker so I pretty much just do the corny thing and watch the countdown…

Random thoughts on New Year’s Eve

Most of the freakiest/kinkiest women I’ve ever known had names that begin with the letter E. If I ever have a daughter all names beginning with the letter E are officially out of the question. My baby will not be a freak, damn it. With that said I desperately want to meet more women with…

The Rules

The driver picks the radio station and the CDs listened to period! The driver also controls the climate. It’s not open to discussion. Democracy does not exist in my ride. Once you step into Osama bin Laden (that’s my S.U.V.’s name) you are entering the sovereign nation of Freaky Deaky. It’s a dictatorship so no,…

Forwards

I got this ironically enough as a forward from one of my best friends. Normally forwards have a secure spot on my list of pet peeves and my list of people who should be summarily executed. (I’ll have to post both of those lists one day.) If you’re guilty of propogating this garbage, stop, verify…

Things I’ve learned

I don’t know how many universal truths there actually are. Over the years, I’ve learned a few things. Just like almost everything else there are exceptions. This isn’t about them. These are simply some of my truths. Yours may be similar or quite different. What are yours? Sure you’re different, just like everyone else. (No…

First, last, now

First: First job: paperboy (Detroit News) First screen name: Don’t even remember, it’s been so long. First funeral: My grandfather. (He was the first person that I cared about and can remember, who died. Up until I’d been invited to several funerals but I’ve always refused to go. After going to his funeral I know…

Oral sex ≠ sex?

The other day over at Superstar Nic’s (http://superstarnic23 NULL.blogspot NULL.com/) blog she posed the question what is cheating? That got me thinking of a topic I’ve posed in the past to some friends. What exactly is sex? Before you start screaming 40 year old virgin let me just say I’m only 32 and I’m not…