Snazzy Archives

2012
“The first steps.”
May
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Apr
30
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Gangsta
“Gangsta Panda amuses me.  Allegedly, he reminds someone of me.  Fuck your remindings!!!  Don't listen ...”
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Mar
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Feb
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Tell me that you love me
“I want to call the stars Down from the sky I want to live a ...”
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2011
“Ten years strong!”
Dec
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Oct
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Snow is me
“Dear local meteorologists, For about a week you've hyped up this snow storm that had the ...”
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2010
“I stand resolute!”
Dec
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Nov
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Oct
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In TV I trust
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Sep
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30 Day Blog Challenge: Day 29 - Your aspirations
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30 Day Blog Challenge: Day 21 - Another moment
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ITLAPD 2010
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30 Day Blog Challenge: Day 7 - Your best friend
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May
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Sunday shenanigans!
“The name of the following video is simple and to the point. It's called ...”
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Apr
30
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Swagger jackin' AR Gal
“I tweeted about this awhile back. I bet chicks who use the Shake Weight have ...”
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Feb
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2009
“New beginnings or beginning of the end?”
Dec
23
C'mon new bed!
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Nov
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08/23/09
“Not a whole lot has been going on here.  If you follow me on Twitter ...”
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Jul
30
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Brain nuggets
“I don't really have much to say just got tired of seeing an almost week ...”
16
DTW & gifts
“What up doe?  Nothing too much here.  I really hope my sister is done with ...”
14
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12
Thinking meme
“1. Do you think sex before marriage should be: a) discouraged / b) personal choice ...”
09
07
Clumpy cheese & other things
“Fat free mozzarella is straight up garbage as a pizza topping. You might want to sign ...”
05
Oh my god, I killed Mimi!
“The weekend was boring for the most part.  No barbecue, no cuties with booties wearing ...”
01
Brain nuggets
“Why is it when people brag online about how good looking they are or how ...”
Jun
29
26
A letter to MJ fans
“To Whom It May Concern: Look I know a lot of people are saddened and shocked ...”
25
24
Hotter than Satan's asshole!
“Today started off kind of sucky.  I was informed recently that I'd be awoken at ...”
22
Announcement
“Jon & Kate have made their "earth shattering" announcement by now.  Well not to be ...”
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15
I remember
“I remember the bookmobile.  It used to come by once a week a few blocks ...”
10
Humpday randomness
“What part of walking away means please continue talking to me? Speaking of walking away, if ...”
May
30
Getting to know me
“Rules: 1.) Respond: answer the questions on your blog. 2.) Replace one question that you dislike with ...”
28
Lies men tell
“You're much hotter than your girl. Every chick has moments of insecurity or delusions of ...”
22
21
Freaky Deaky's guide to life
“Lesson #1:  Think before you ink. Don't try to give permanence to a temporary state of ...”
19
True Blood Relapse
“I've been trying to get my mom do things nice and legal and prepare a ...”
13
Suck it AR Gal
“I kid, I kid! Well, unless you really want to. What?! I ...”
12
Darling Nicki?
“In my last post I blogged about being solicited by AT&T U-verse.  I spoke with ...”
09
All my hoes are gone
“What's up blogdom?!  Not too much here.  Things have been very boring lately.   Some people ...”
06
What happened to Kermit the frog?
“ I'm having nothing but problems with the whole feed key thing.  I'll never use ...”
02
Apr
30
Uncle Jebidiah & the Jesus jeans
“I had another weird dream last night.  I dreamt that I was visiting some kid ...”
28
Just a Tuesday afternoon meme
“Are you happy with your given name?: I am now.  Growing up I absolutely hated my ...”
24
Brain nuggets
“I've been going to bed early as hell lately.  Well early for me anyway.  I ...”
21
It's my blog and I'll blog if I want to
“'Sup bitches, I'm baaaaack!  Well, until I get bored again. You know how that goes, ...”
Mar
13
08
03
01
The Misadventures of Team Freaky - Pt 3
“I was browsing through my archives and realized that it had been ages since I ...”
Feb
25
Brain nuggets
“It's almost March and so far I've only seen five movies (well that's all I ...”
24
Registration
“I've gotten several e-mails about my feed so I though I'd address it here.   You've ...”
22
A random Sunday afternoon meme
“1. If you were to attend a costume party tonight, what or whom would you ...”
16
15
What's so good about it?!
“Valentine's Day weekend was  something I'm glad is over.   I totally wasn't feeling it this ...”
10
09
Brain nuggets
“I'm no grammar Nazi nor am I the spelling police but something around blogdom has ...”
04
Brain nuggets
“My girlfriend is fighting the good fight trying to find a way for us to ...”
03
SuperPuppy bowl weekend
“The weekend was okay.  On Friday night/Saturday morning I played around with Mimi, my phone.  ...”
02
Don't box at a gunfight
“I had another strange dream last night.  It wasn't a nightmare, really, just odd.  One ...”
Jan
28
Pussy & prattle
“Funny thing happened to me today.  I bought an SUV today.  A couple of hours ...”
27
Brain nuggets
“"Lock me up and throw away the key God took my mind and said fuck me I ...”
26
Interview from Ladynay
“1.) If you want to participate, leave me a comment saying, “Interview me.” (And your ...”
21
Interview from Monique
“ I’ve seen this being passed around blogdom a few times.  I didn’t have anything ...”
20
Freakytopia update 01/20/09
“What's up?  Okay, I finally fixed the problem with people not being able to comment ...”
Goodbye George!
19
Rape van loves Pussy?
“Not a damn thing interesting happened over the weekend.  It snowed and it was cold.  ...”
17
One thing meme
“Name one person you think is beautiful. Rosario Dawson Name one thing you think is fun. Bowling Name one ...”
15
Missing
“I miss Shrinky Dinks, the Green Machine, and my EZ Bake oven. I miss getting CrackerJack ...”
13
Who secures the security suite?
“I really, really dislike dealing with government agencies and other large bureaucracies.  I'm pretty sure ...”
12
11
Myspace meme
“1. What's your MySpace display name? If I told you that it would be kind of ...”
08
05
I am NOT a pervert!
“Oftentimes I've been unfairly and wrongfully accused of having a perverted mind.  Once in awhile ...”
04
People & things I've been pondering
“What's up?  Not much is going on and I don't really have a whole lot ...”
02
S.T.F.U.
“I got my oil changed last week.  I should've went to the dealer because the ...”
Happy belated
“I've been bad.  I forgot that yesterday was the 2nd anniversary of the official opening ...”
2008
“I am older but am I any wiser?”
Dec
31
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Yeah, yeah, fine, whatever
“I chauffeured my mom around because my sister borrowed her car.  Of course she didn't ...”
26
Christmas reflections
“Christmas wasn't anything special.  In fact it was the opposite of special.  It kind of ...”
24
22
Brrrr, bitch it's cold!
“It's been colder than a snowman's heart the past couple of days.  By my unofficial ...”
20
Countdown Meme 2
“I saw this on Southern Gal's blog and didn't do it because I could've sworn ...”
19
Let it snow!
“I looked out of my window half expecting the local weather people to be wrong, ...”
18
Happy hoe meal
“I'm quickly approaching two milestones on my blog, the 10,000th comment and the 700th post.  ...”
17
5ives - the eighth 5ive
“5ive things I don't want to see on blogs anymore: 1.  Gender confused dudes dancing to ...”
15
Monday mood music
“Monday has gotten off to a bit of a shitty start for me.   Dr. Dumbass' ...”
14
Three dreams
“I had a dream that I was on a date.  It was strange because Val ...”
13
Baldilocks, dumbasses, & Klaatu
“I did something Friday evening some folks might consider drastic.  I shaved my head.  Yep, ...”
10
You suck!
“I finally started writing.  Apparently, I mentioned something on my Twitter about needing to write ...”
09
Darkies & baby mama #1
“Sometimes Val and I have the weirdest, funniest conversations.  Mainly because she's a weirdo.  Yep, ...”
08
Christmas 2008 Meme
“Have you been naughty or nice this year? I've been nice.  Anyone who says differently is ...”
07
New booty, skull fucking, & war zone
“I need some new people to read.  I recently explained to someone my philosophy on ...”
02
01
Gobble Gobble Day 2008
“Thanksgiving wasn't anything special.  I don't know what's been up with my sleep lately.  I ...”
Nov
25
24
11/24/08
“My weekend was an absolute blackhole of interesting and entertaining.  I wanted to go see ...”
21
G1 30 days later
“I said in one of my previous comments that I was going to give an ...”
19
17
Am I becoming one or am I already one?
“As per the group topic for November, this post is about a family gathering.  I ...”
12
It came from above
“I had another nightmare last night/this morning.  The dream started off with me living at ...”
10
Meandering Monday
“ There's been some confusions with passwords so allow me to clear it up.  Fuck ...”
05
Tomorrow is today
“I'm not really sure I liked the election coverage last night.  I don't like how ...”
04
Can't wait for tomorrow (updated)
“I can't wait until November 5th.  I'm really tired of Presidential politics and all the ...”
Oct
31
Ouija no
“Back in the day I used to dabble in the occult.  Nothing too serious on ...”
30
Halloween Meme
“1. What is the worst treat to get when trick-or-treating? I always hated the healthy shit.  ...”
28
Book, blood, and binkies
“Nothing eventful happened over the weekend.  Tantrum's birthday was Friday.  I didn't get a chance ...”
22
Hello Mimi!
“Yesterday was the big day.  I planned to call it an early night Monday so ...”
20
Impatiently waiting
“ Just one more day until I get my phone.  UPS is fucking killing me with ...”
16
5ives - the seventh 5ive
“5ive things I'd tell all women: 1.  You teach men how to treat you.  If you ...”
14
Conversations & other blurbs of randomness
“I was talking to Val the other night and for some reason she starts talking ...”
13
I'm so honest it hurts
“Black Mamba nominated me as a Certified Honest Blogger because as long as this meme ...”
08
Nothing special but okay
“My birthday wasn't anything to write home about, which is ironic considering that I'm writing ...”
06
04
01
My family is special
“For my mom's birthday this year I got her an 8GB pink Zune.  My sister ...”
It's October, 3 more days.
“I seriously doubt Ladynay is going to post before the weekend so I wanted to ...”
Sep
29
5ives - the sixth 5ive
“5ive things I don't understand: 1. Why women I meet are so secretive about their ...”
26
Giddy kiddie
“Not much is going on these parts.  I pre-ordered my G1 yesterday.  It's supposed to ...”
25
Save'em Freaky!
“I went to CVS Tuesday morning to pick up some prescriptions.  Some dude was walking ...”
23
Reasons why I might not come by
“Ain't shit of interest happening around here.  I was reading the Second Sixty-Eight's blog the ...”
22
5ives - the fifth 5ive
“5ive things I shouldn't want, but I do: 1.  A stalker.  (A hot stalker who hides ...”
17
Since the last time I posted
“Not a whole lot has been going on around these parts lately.  I haven't had ...”
14
5ives - the fourth 5ive
“5ive people that deserve to die: 1.  That weatherman who feels the need to show us ...”
11
Give me a happy ending, for once in my life
“For those that didn't read or forgot about my September 1st post, this month's group ...”
09
5ives - the third 5ive
“5ive jobs I'm ill suited for: 1.  Child care 2.  Teacher at an all female school 3.  Call ...”
08
Mmm bacon!
“Wonder why everybody and their mama is calling me today?  My sister had me searching ...”
05
A letter to my former self
“Dear Freaky, As I get older I find myself reminiscing about my younger days and ...”
04
Politics local, national, & other stuff
“The big news around town is the impending ouster of Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick.  Apparently, ...”
01
Labor day 2008
“After threatening Ladynay last month with brick clapping she took her act right pill and ...”
Aug
26
Tueday randomness
“I'm loving the BBC America series Primeval. My spelling isn't what it used to be.  That ...”
25
Office pimping
“I seriously think it's time to find another primary care physician.  I really haven't had ...”
24
5ives - the second 5ive
“5ive things I'd do if I were revealed as the second coming of Jesus: 1.  Tell ...”
21
Comcraptic!
“It's been a slow week and not a whole lot has been going on.  Those ...”
19
Moment of truth meme
“Do you really care about the environment?: To an extent but not a great one ...”
17
Mirrors
“On Friday I went to see Mirrors.  I was planning to see Star Wars: The ...”
15
5ives - the first 5ive
“5ive tattoos I never want to see again: 1.  Butterflies 2.  Lips 3.  Strawberries 4.  Eyes 5.  Tongues 5ive porno ...”
Olympic track & field coverage
“These are the schedules for the U.S. Olympic track & field competitions from NBC's site.  ...”
14
Nothing much
“How old are those bitches on the Chinese women's gymnastics team?  I felt like a ...”
11
Stalking, taboo, and itty bitty shorts
“The weekend was pretty uneventful as usual.  Saturday started off with taking Tantrum to the ...”
04
Back at home
“Hey boys and girls, I'm back from vacation!  Miss me?  Of course you did because ...”
03
News from the home front
“Third and last attempt to get questions for the Ask Freaky Anything podcast.  It will ...”
Jul
28
Dreams from Parts Unknown
“You've been reading about my sleep issues since arriving in Parts Unknown.  I've been having ...”
23
The Dark Knight
“As soon as we confirmed what day I was coming to Parts Unknown, Val wanted ...”
22
Random thoughts from Parts Unknown
“I woke up today only to find out that my sweet Val didn't lock the ...”
19
Latenight in Parts Unknown
“Not a whole lot seems to be going right on this trip.  Val blames herself ...”
16
The best birthday present I never got
“It's time for a group post again.  July's group post is about birthdays.  I've been ...”
14
Summertime in Parts Unknown
“I made it safely to Parts Unknown.  Good news for anyone who cares and bad ...”
09
Give sleep a chance
“What's up boys and girls?  Not a damn thing here!  The 4th of July was ...”
07
Midafternoon Monday Meme
“Not a damn thing going on today.  The last post was about five days ago ...”
02
Hancock
“I've been seeing commercials for Hancock so long that I feel like it's been out ...”
01
Randomosity
“For those of you who are curious I ordered the Swallow or it goes in ...”
Jun
30
Wanted amongst other things
“The weekend was okay.  Friday we took Tantrum's happy ass to the vet.  She's the ...”
27
25
24
Your receipt
“People on the Internet really trip me out at times and make me pull out ...”
23
Asshole
“Sometimes I get bored and while listening to the voices in my head, a lot ...”
16
The Incredible Hulk/Happening
“I started Friday by going to see the Incredible Hulk. I was looking forward ...”
15
Shuffle meme
“I've been tagged to do this by the Second Sixty-Eight. It's not a book ...”
12
Why?
“Why is it more offensive to call someone an asshole than an ass? You're ...”
11
09
HBO wasn't the only thing erected
“Every month some of us has decided to write a post on a particular topic. ...”
04
Things I can't stand from A-Z meme
“I'm bored, there ain't shit to read, and I have nothing else to do at ...”
03
Fights and happy endings
“The weekend was tres craptastique. My dog was in a fight and got hurt ...”
May
28
The neighbors ain't right
“I wasn't planning on doing a post today but today's your lucky day, I suppose. ...”
27
Indiana Jones and the apathetic weekend
“The weekend was blah, bland, and boring. Holy alliteration Freaky! On Saturday I ...”
23
Nine circles meme
“I wanted to post something but didn't really have anything to say. It sucks ...”
20
Bits & pieces of random thoughts
“I had a dream last night that bothered me more than any of my dreams ...”
19
Wrong number
“I pretty much stayed in my pajamas all weekend. I didn't do a damn ...”
16
15
Random countdown meme
“I've been looking for a meme to do for awhile and I finally found one ...”
13
Go Speed Racer Go!
“The weekend wasn't all that interesting. On Friday I went to see Speed Racer. ...”
12
I will not be ignored, when boy crushes go bad
“It's that time of the month again. No, not that time of the month ...”
08
Half a thousand
“What's the sitches bitches? Well as I'm sure you know this if my 500th ...”
06
Musical memories
“Last night I was on the phone with Val. I had my laptop out ...”
03
I am Freaky Man
“Yesterday I went to see Iron Man at my regular theater. I have to ...”
Apr
30
Freaky Deaky, the radioactive man
“By the time I post this and you read it (because some of you are ...”
28
Post #496
“I got a new gadget to add to my collection. It's called the magicjack. ...”
24
Six quirks
“I just got tagged by DiamondsR4eva (you can find her under the Team Freaky blogroll) ...”
23
Fuck me/virgins suck
“I was talking to Val and somehow the topic got onto virgins. Me no ...”
21
Weekend update 04/21/08
“A whole lot of nothing happened over the weekend. On Friday, I finally broke my ...”
19
Swept away
“Unfortunately, I still haven't been able to continue or finish the dream I had in ...”
17
The best kind of friend
“I've had a couple of weird dreams lately. Unfortunately, I've forgotten parts of them ...”
15
Bored ramblings
“Hello boys and girls! Not a whole hell of a lot has been going ...”
03
The Short Bus Mafia and other tales
“I haven't posted five consecutive weekdays since July of 2007. Okay, I'm technically a little ...”
02
Memories from 2nd grade
“I got a letter from my best friend "A." yesterday. I sent her a ...”
01
Random shit rattling in my head
“All of the proclamations last week were "Nature Boy" Ric Flair quotes. Speaking of Ric ...”
Mar
31
Kiss from a Rose
“Growing up there was always a lot of buzz and excitement whenever a new kid ...”
29
By the numbers
“0 - Total numbers of piercings and tattoos I currently have. 1- Number of chicks ...”
27
What I hate about blogging
“Let me get a few things out of the way first. This post isn't directed ...”
25
I don't have that package
“Had a doctor's appointment today. For once I was sitting in the office and waiting ...”
24
19
What if I won the lotto?
“Every so often some old elderly ancient decrepit 180 something year old relative of Methuselah ...”
16
Blogging from my bed on a chilly Sunday
“I went to the Secretary of State office (that's our version of the DMV) on ...”
14
One year later
“What's uppers? Not much here. I haven't been back a minute and I wish I ...”
06
04
Feb
27
An open letter to people who abuse the term hater
“Why oh why is hater such an overused and misused word? Val told me ...”
26
Snitch bitch
“I finally had another dream that I remembered. Yeah, I still haven't set up ...”
21
Mental flotsam & jetsam
“It's that time of year again? Nope, that other time, income tax season. ...”
19
Brain nuggets
“It's that time of year again. Last time I went grocery shopping I got ...”
15
Valentine's Day redux
“Let me start off by saying thanks to everybody that wished me a Happy Valentine's. ...”
13
A visit with Dr. Dumbass
“Yesterday just sucked. I wasted a couple hours of my life at the doctor's ...”
11
Let's ignore Freaky weekend!
“The weekend was boring as hell for the most part. The usual suspects were ...”
07
06
Countrugly chicks eat stiff dick sandwiches
“For anyone wondering the last post wasn't meant to be shared with anyone so I ...”
04
Puppy Bowl IV weekend
“The weekend was nothing special. I spent Saturday finishing up my midterm and updating some ...”
Jan
30
Nine things I'm suspicious of
“I've been called the King of Memes by more than a few people so today ...”
28
2 girls, a baby, & super southern roaches
“Val asked me about 2 girls, 1 cup recently. I told her about it ...”
24
101 random things about Freaky Deaky
“1. This is my 4th 101 things list. The other three can be ...”
21
A whole lotta nothing
“There seems to be some confusion with the passwords for Fuck it Friday! I ...”
16
P.O.D.
“Yesterday was the Michigan primaries. Experts were predicting about 20% voter turnout but last ...”
14
A.D.I.D.A.S.
“I wish I had some hot lesbian friends who would let me watch them have ...”
13
2007 in review meme
“I jacked this from DiamondsR4eva. 1) Was 2007 a good year for you? It was straight. ...”
09
The two meme
“I got tagged by DeepNThought and I had nothing better to do so it's meme ...”
08
07
02
Ending 2007
“Happy 2008 everybody! Hope everyone enjoyed their time off, assuming you took some time off, ...”
2007
“Welcome to Freakytopia!”
Dec
21
20
Finals week
“I had my finals in International Business today. I know it's late but this ...”
18
Ask Freaky Anything II
“What's uppers boys and girls? Today marks my 400th post and it's about damn ...”
13
12/13 Thoughts
“Bet you weren't expecting a post today. Quit lying! What's up boys and ...”
Nov
20
11/20 Thoughts
“The weekend was nothing special at all. I curled up with a text book, caught ...”
16
397 down
“Happy belated birthday to my blog wife and mother of my five blog babies, Zora! ...”
15
My sister's roadhouse birthday
“Yesterday was my sister's birthday so to celebrate we went out to dinner. The ...”
02
November so far...
“Yesterday was the first class I've taken on campus since transferring to my current school. ...”
01
7 random/weird things about me (redux)
“I've been tagged by DeepNThought to do this. We all know she's the E.F. ...”
Oct
31
30
The king of all haters
“I found out some things about my youngest sister last week. Mainly that she ...”
29
If it's Halloween then it must be Saw
“*****If you haven't seen any of the previous Saw films and plan to then you ...”
26
Site updates for 10/26/07
“One of the few things I've missed about Blogger is the avatar included when you ...”
Another sex meme
“ Since I didn't really have anything to blog about today I went through my ...”
25
Da fuck?!
“I was in Kroger's the other day returning bottles and only one bottle return machine ...”
23
Tied or snipped?
“Anybody see that episode of Maury where a dude was on getting a paternity test ...”
22
30 Days of Night
“The weekend was uneventful as usual. I was really hyped about seeing 30 Days ...”
20
Sweetest Day randomness
“Happy Sweetest Day! For those of you that don't know what the day is ...”
16
14
A boring & annoying weekend
“I went to the doctor Saturday to get my flu shot. It's the second ...”
12
10
Birthday with Val - pt. 2
“I'm tired and thinking we're going to go home when Val pulls up to a ...”
08
04
02
It's the 1st of the month
“Before anyone tells me, yes, I'm aware it's actually the 2nd but I wrote this ...”
Sep
24
Religious Evil: Jehovah's Extinction
“I have a new favorite pop at the moment. It's Sunkist's Cherry Limeade. ...”
22
Fall TV schedule
“The new fall schedule is set to air soon. Well depending on what shows you ...”
21
Mish mash of musings
“I finally went ahead and picked a blue tooth headset. I went with the ...”
19
Yo ho ho!
“Aaarggghhh, you scabby wenches! In case ye land lubbin' dogs didn't know today is ...”
17
This past weekend
“The weekend wasn't anything special. Actually, my weekend was, well, I don't really know how ...”
14
12
Curtis' graduation & other thoughts
“I've been kind of chuckling at the whole 50 Cent vs. Kanye West soundscan battle. ...”
10
Foggy minds
“I can't really say I did a whole hell of a lot this weekend. ...”
06
Site update 09/06/07
“As some of you have noticed I've posted my first password protected post. I've been ...”
04
Lurkers come into the light
“Okay, a little while back DiamondsR4eva suggested that I have an introduce yourself type post ...”
Aug
29
Midweek meme
“Black Mamba tagged me and since I didn't have anything better to post today I ...”
28
Hello, my name is Daxiclapheles
“I went to the movies on Sunday. Originally I went on Saturday but most ...”
27
She used to be
“Three things got me thinking about today's post. One was this song by Devin the ...”
23
He got the package
“R.I.P. Brian "Crush" Adams & Dewey "the Missing Link" Robertson. The muggies are back! Even when ...”
21
The b&w nightmare
“I had the weirdest dream Sunday night. The weirdest thing to me was that ...”
20
You like annoying me, don't you?
“I spent the weekend being annoyed as fuck. My first adventure was with Comcast ...”
15
Happy Humpday? Fuck you!
“I am so fucking annoyed today. I've had absolutely nothing but problems since trying ...”
13
Titties, assholes, & your mama
“It's world breastfeeding week and being the helpful and selfless person I am, I'd like ...”
11
When to buy stuff
“Long time readers know that I don't generally like my blog to go for too ...”
09
Waiting
“I told Ladynay I was going to jack this and true to word I did. ...”
07
I got two words for you, suck it!
“Why do people always mention folks like Common, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, and the likes ...”
06
Talk to the Bourne ultimatum
“I didn't do a damn thing this weekend other than go to the movies. ...”
Jul
31
After the madness - random thoughts
“I watched a lot of the Hot Ghetto Mess show a.k.a. We Got To Do ...”
29
The Simpsons
“I saw the Simpsons movie Saturday. I'll admit I've been kind of hyped to ...”
27
Meme madness 5 - Friday
“1. If tomorrow you found out that you and your partner had just conceived a ...”
26
Meme madness 5 - Thursday
“1.You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you ...”
25
Meme madness 5 - Wednesday
“ Seven Deadly Sins meme WRATH 1. Who did you last get angry with? Some asshole that ...”
24
Happy B-day 313
“Happy 306th birthday to Detroit! Let's celebrate by getting a brick and beating the dog ...”
Meme madness 5 - Tuesday
“ Five Senses meme **SIGHT** 1. What are you watching? Nothing at the moment unless you want to count ...”
23
Meme madness 5 - Monday
“Well, I got this from Ladynay who got it from whoever wherever. I didn't see ...”
22
Sunday sampling of thoughts
“I bullshitted my way through my first Human Resource Management exam on Friday. Considering ...”
19
The number you have dialed
“Don't you hate it when you're the last person to get the news? For ...”
18
8 Facts
“Well, I was bored and I saw this going around so I decided to snatch ...”
17
Peons, Sunrocket, & other stuff
“Today hasn't been so hot. For the second day in a row I was awaken ...”
16
Pressure & stress - a few days later
“Hello boys and girls this is Freaky's ghost. Okay, not really, God didn't want ...”
12
Pressure & stress
“I haven't much been into the blogging thing lately. I just don't feel like thinking, ...”
06
05
What's on my mind?
“I've been obsessed with something for a little while now. I think Val may have ...”
03
More than meets the eye
“I have seen the Transformers and this isn't your grandfather's Transformers. One thing that ...”
02
Val in Motown
“Val wanted to see where I lay my head down at night so instead of ...”
Jun
28
The grade is...
“I've been a bit uncomfortable thinking about what my grade was going to be. ...”
26
What is the world coming to?
“8:00 PM Monday, June 25, 2007 I flipped the channel to the USA Network to watch WWE ...”
25
Winding down, spring one
“What's going on people? First things first. I've updated a few things on ...”
22
21
First day of summer thoughts
“Yesterday was the beginning of the last week of the Spring 1 semester. I ...”
19
Father's Day Weekend Update
“The weekend was alright. On Friday I went to see Fantastic Four: Rise of ...”
17
Father's Day
“Dear Father, Hello there! Since today is Father's day I figured you'd be busy doing the ...”
12
I would never date a woman...
“This is the second thing I've "borrowed" from Brokedown Black Planet. The first ...”
11
Ramblings and other stuff
“One week from Friday marks the first anniversary of Fuck it Friday! Well technically ...”
08
Freakytopia Updates 06/08/07
“Okay as I write this it's technically June 9th but since I can edit the ...”
07
Can I talk?
“I sometimes wonder if I'm so emotionally scarred and mentally fucked up that I'm incapable ...”
05
Movie Meme
“1. Name a movie that you have seen more than 10 times. I've seen ...”
01
As the slut puppy turns
“What's up boys and girls? It's a new month and what better way to ...”
May
31
Memorial Day weekend 2007
“Memorial Day weekend was alright. Saturday I just did the movie thing. I ...”
29
Aargh, bitches!
“On Saturday I went to see Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End. A lot ...”
24
Why I'm hot
“Okay the song is pretty simplistic and the rapper has a stupid name but it ...”
21
Big green guy
“I went to see Shrek the 3rd Saturday. The story was okay but it just ...”
20
The project
“My weekend has been all over the place. Most of it was spent obsessing over ...”
14
09
01
Irked
“What's uppers boys and girls? Not a whole hell of a lot has been going ...”
Apr
27
Grateful
“"As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not ...”
26
Comic books & lip gloss
“Akon, aka the new Nate Dogg, is in some hot water for getting freaky with ...”
24
Bak 2 skool
“I haven't done multiple posts in a minute so tada! If you haven't already then ...”
Things I love
20
Big Baby
“I went to pick up a pizza for dinner yesterday evening and the funniest thing ...”
18
Transcripts, crackers, & a cavalcade of old folks
“Things are progressing with school. They received my application and they're waiting for my transcripts. ...”
17
The bottom of the bowl
“R.I.P. to the victims of the Virginia Tech shootings. Nothing much happened over the weekend. I ...”
13
Friday the 13th ramblings
“The governor of NJ got into a car accident trying to attend the meeting between ...”
11
A little of this...
“I don't know why so many people are upset with Don Imus for saying that ...”
10
Grindhouse
“Saturday I went to the movies to check out the Quentin Tarrantino/Robert Rodriguez flick Grindhouse. ...”
09
Easter weekend
“Hope everyone had a good and happy weekend. As usual things were pretty uneventful ...”
08
Freakytopia Updates 04/08/07
“I hate it when I hit post, publish, or whatever when leaving a comment only ...”
06
Good Friday Thoughts
“I can't stand those Kirstie Alley Jenny Craig commercials. Maybe it's me (or maybe it's ...”
02
Nothin' better to post about
“Hey what's up? Not too much going on today so I thought I'd just post ...”
Mar
29
I want more than a penny
“Hey, boys and girls! Some of these thoughts may be all over the ...”
20
1st day of spring random thoughts
“Q: What do you call a woman with two black eyes? A: Hard of ...”
19
Chillin' with Val - pt. 4
“   The end of the road After I got up from nap, we ate and I ...”
16
Chillin' with Val - pt. 3
“ Out and about in Parts Unknown We woke up Saturday morning and just laid in bed ...”
14
Chillin' with Val - pt. 2
“Little rest for the weary As soon as I could get off of the plane ...”
13
Chillin' with Val - pt. 1
“Straight outta DTW I'm still recovering from my weekend. Even though I wasn't gone all that ...”
09
Meme madness 4 - Friday
“ The 24 Hour Meme You have to come up with something for every different hour of ...”
08
Meme madness 4 - Thursday
“After putting in my work under the desk and still getting cheated out of my ...”
07
Meme madness 4 - Wednesday
“The Quirky Meme My good quirks: 1. I sometimes impulsively buy things thinking it ...”
06
Meme madness 4 - Tuesday
“I think living far away from: the emotionally unavailable attention whores I attract would be ...”
05
Meme madness 4 - Monday
“ If I were a...meme I swear finding memes I haven't seen or done and want to ...”
02
Random thoughts in my head
“When Southern Gal moves will she change her name to Thoughts of a Midwestern Gal ...”
Feb
28
Tabula rasa
“Ever have one of those days when you just don't feel like yourself? I don't ...”
23
21
A car on blocks & cum bridges
“I guess I need to start asking for a weekly report on my sister again. ...”
19
The date that never happened and other stuff
“I thought I ran off Ms. Orange Spice but apparently not. I still don't ...”
17
Freakytopia Updates 02/17/07
“Finally, finished importing all of the Blogger posts and comments over to this blog. ...”
14
V.D. then and now
“If you were a reader of mine this time last year than my contempt, disdain, ...”
11
Freakytopia Updates 02/11/07
“Well, this post is just to talk about some of the recent updates made to ...”
09
Will I get sent to rehab for hating lurkers?
“Why did my mother lose two CDs I burned for her and keeps talking about ...”
07
Five things you might not have known about me
“Well, I was tagged to do this by Honey-Libra. I think I've done this ...”
06
More of Ms. Orange Spice
“I talked to Ms. Orange Spice late last Tuesday Night. Why and how did ...”
05
Random Thoughts about Super Bowl XLI weekend
“Not a lot happened over the weekend and that's cool with me. Velvet fell ...”
02
Jan
31
Yep or nope meme
“I stole this from my Blogger Babies' Mama who got it from another blogger called ...”
29
Random thoughts from Mr. Deaky
“Yes, I'm actually very sensitive, especially when it comes to people I like, people I ...”
25
My weekend
“I didn't do too much of anything special over the weekend. I got my ...”
23
I'm bored and lacking a muse. How are you?
“I haven't much felt like blogging lately. I have a few partial posts in drafts ...”
19
Do donkeys dream of ass?
“I saw some yummy ladies at the grocery store. Targass might be getting some competition ...”
16
Women, weekend update, and other stuff
“I'm so not interested in seeing Stomp the Yard. Some things I've never been into ...”
11
Velvet, Beyoncé, & New York
“I haven't spoken to Velvet in a couple of days. Dick keeps asking about ...”
10
Ms. Orange Spice
“I'm still feeling out Ms. Orange Spice, the chick I met on New Year's Eve. ...”
08
The weekend, snow, and other stuff
“The weekend was uneventful as usual. My plans to see a movie on Friday fell ...”
06
2006 memorable moments meme
“I stole this meme from Southern Gal. I was going to make it my ...”
04
New year, same old random thoughts
“My grandmother turned 90 years old yesterday. Happy birthday granny! Um, for anyone who is ...”
02
Ending the year with a blah
“New Year's Eve pretty much capped off the end of the sucky 2006 holiday season. ...”
01
New beginnings
“Well hello there boys and girls. Welcome to my new digs, Freakytopia. Excuse ...”
2006
“Voices in my head.”
Dec
29
Holiday thoughts
“I haven't even thought about doing any post Christmas shopping yet. Maybe I'll look ...”
27
25
22
Christmas Meme
“1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate? Honestly, I love both but Christmas is definitely egg nog ...”
21
Freaky Thoughts?
“I actually felt like the unofficial nickname, Duncan Hines, that one of my friends gave ...”
18
Mid December Randomness
“Today is DeepNThought's birthday. So stop by her blog and wish her a Happy ...”
13
11
My weekend
“On Saturday I finally finished importing my Blogger posts over to the new blog. Yay ...”
08
Meme madness 3 - Friday
“The yearlong meme January 1. Did you have a New Year's resolution this year? Not anything official. I ...”
07
Meme Madness 3 - Thursday
“Three Names You Go By: Wow, three? I don't really have three names. All of my ...”
I never
“Well I got this from Southern Gal and Ladynay who got it from T. Cas. ...”
06
Meme Madness 3 - Wednesday
“Q: WHAT MADE YOU SMILE YESTERDAY? A: A few things really. All of the perverted bloggers ...”
05
Meme Madness 3 - Tuesday
“Rainbow Meme ~~~~~~~~~~~~RED~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1. Closest red thing to you? A cup I got from a fast food restaurant ...”
04
Meme Madness 3 - Monday
“1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be? Eboni, Apple Nugget, Mistress, D, ...”
Hugs, puppies, & other stuff
“Today is International Hug Day. So line up to the right and get your hug. ...”
03
Meme Madness 3 - Sunday
“It's about that time again boys and girls. I usually do a meme madness week ...”
01
What I'm thinking about
“My sister's Pomeranian had puppies Tuesday night, six of them to be exact. Four of ...”
Nov
29
Controversy
“I don't see what the big deal is about the whole Michael Richards controversy. A ...”
28
Honey, horny, & hungry
“Well, because she insisted and I think she's kind of hot, the newest member of ...”
27
Post Thanksgiving Update
“Thanksgiving was okay. I started it off by catching the last two hours of America's ...”
23
Happy Gobble Gobble Day!
“Hey, what's up pilgrims and Indians? This isn't going to be a long or deep ...”
21
Happy Blogiversary!!!
“Well hello there boys and girls! One year ago today I published my first post ...”
20
My sister, other stuff & Casino Royale
“I don't really have much of anything to say. I have to wait for this ...”
14
Tuesday Thoughts
“Why did Ms. Black & Wild look at me like I was crazy for laughing ...”
13
Weekend Update
“What's going on boys and girls? Not a whole hell of a lot here. I'm ...”
10
To my cyberstalker
“Well boys and girls looks like I have my first an official stalker. Well, someone ...”
09
Nothing's really happening.
“R.I.P. Ed Bradley. Shame on you if you actually have to click on the ...”
06
Monday Musings
“(Knocks on monitor.) Hello? Anybody home? As of last Wednesday I am the master ...”
02
Thoughts of an insomniac
“4:05 AM I'm up late as fuck. I've been tired lately and with Mother Nature's mood ...”
01
Oct
31
Halloween Meme
“1. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? Scary movies don't really scare me. I always ...”
30
Pondering on Devil's Night day
“Nothing particularly exciting happened this weekend. My lady friend was busy so I didn't get ...”
28
Stuff I've been thinking
“Zora was my 8000th hit. I had a dream about a blogger Monday night. I ...”
26
Blogger
“What's up people? It's time for a good old fashioned rant today. What am I ...”
22
Sweetest Day
“"Nobody knows who I really am. I never felt this empty before. And if I ever need ...”
20
101 pet peeves & annoyances
“Well hello there boy & girls, ladies & gents! If you came here looking for ...”
18
Who the fuck are you talking to?!
“Ms. Black & Wild doesn't seem to know when to quit joking and when to ...”
17
Tuesday Thoughts
“Considering how big Canada is and how scarcely populated the country is how come they ...”
16
Random Reminiscing
“It was colder than a snowwoman's right tit over the past few days. Sure I ...”
15
Freaky Meme
“KISSING If someone shoves you up against a wall while kissing you, your reaction is? This bitch ...”
12
Bad Stuff
“What's up boys and girls? Anyway, awhile back I wrote that I was ...”
11
Ask Freaky Anything
“Ask me anything has been spreading through blogger like a firestorm in recent weeks. ...”
09
05
The day after Suck Day
“Nothing special happened on Suck Day. I got stood up. Mind you ...”
04
03
Ms. Montana
“"Oh no, the bitch got a fatal disease, she can't keep dick out her ovaries." Esham - ...”
02
It's been a minute, huh?
“Wassuppers boys and girls? Your favorite meanie is back. I'm going to say something that ...”
01
Sep
22
20
Dear Freaky - part 2
“Well hello there Team Freaky and dear readers! You wanted my advice or opinion, so ...”
18
Assorted thoughts
“Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. - unknown ...”
17
A Meme for Sunday
“Are you satisfied with your blog? Yes. No. Damn that's a tough question for me. I ...”
14
Thoughts
“Is there some rule saying TV judges have to be either rude or sarcastic? ...”
13
Voices in My Head: Behind the blog
“How's it going peeps? Months ago I blogged that I was considering doing something ...”
12
Musings on a gray day.
“Well, hello there! Lingering hugs from behind for the ladies and nothing but a ...”
11
9/11
“Today's the 5th anniversary of 9/11. I suppose there will be a lot of ...”
10
Musical Meme
“How's it going Blogger peeps? I just wanted to post something for the weekend. ...”
08
07
Blogging Meme
“What is your blog generally about? I think the title says it pretty well, my blog ...”
05
03
Finish this sentence meme
“You know how it goes. I jacked this meme from Southern Gal who jacked it ...”
01
Fuck it Friday! - Blog Rage!
“Wazzzzzzup Team Freaky, boys & girls, and anybody else who just so happens to come ...”
Aug
30
Complete Randomness
“ I remember a conversation I once had with Ms. Black & Wild about Raven ...”
29
Whatever happened to?
“ Well, hello there girls and boys! I was talking to someone recently and we ...”
28
Stuff on my mind since meme madness began.
“ What the fuck is up Team Freaky, regulars, and everybody else?! Meme madness 2 ...”
26
Meme Madness 2 - Saturday
“ 1. My grandpa once: promised to take me to a wrestling show at Joe ...”
25
Meme Madness 2 - Friday
“ 1. What general sexual category do you fit into? Is this the same as orientation ...”
24
Meme Madness 2 - Thursday
“ A meme to end all memes Part 1: The Birth of You Were you a planned baby? Yes, ...”
23
Meme Madness 2 - Wednesday
“ Morality meme 1. What do you think about a documentary showing an abortion? I’ve seen still photos ...”
22
Meme Madness 2 - Tuesday
“ Dating, sex, and relationships meme       DATING: 1. How long should someone you’re dating wait to fart in ...”
21
19
Snakes on a Motherfucking Plane Saturday
“ I finally saw Snakes on a Plane today. Normally, I would’ve seen it on ...”
18
Fuck it Friday! - #8
“ Wassuppers, Team Freaky and the other boys and girls reading this? Fuck the lurkers ...”
17
Blogger Beta, BWBA, & the 12 planets.
“ What’s up blogger boys and girls? Same old shit, different day here. If anybody ...”
16
Do I look like I was born yesterday?
“ What is it with Africans trying to scam people? I’ve said before that people ...”
15
Appreciation
“ I pretty much jacked the idea for this post from Luvin Me. If you ...”
14
11
Fuck it Friday! - #7
“ All righty here’s the deal. It’s Friday, lately that means it’s Fuck it Friday! ...”
09
Funny acting
“ My sister once told her step-son that I was funny acting over something a ...”
08
Random thoughts for August 8th
“ I’m creeping up on my 200th post. If I continue my current pace I ...”
07
It's Monday rejoice (or not)!
“ Greetings and salutations boys and girls, Freaky Deaky here! I don’t have a whole ...”
06
The Ology Meme
“ What’s up my people? You know every so often I like to do a ...”
04
Fuck it Friday! - The dog days of FiF!
“ Fuck people who visit my blog, hit up my blog roll and comments just ...”
03
02
Even more randomness
“ I sometimes wonder how seriously I should take people I don’t know and the ...”
01
Jul
31
End of July random thoughts
“ What’s uppers chicos y chicas? You know how we do it so let’s get ...”
28
Fuck it Friday! - #5
“ What’s up Team Freaky members, regulars, new booty, and (sigh) even my lurkers and ...”
26
25
My best friend, A.
“ I’ve known of A. almost all of my life. She went to my grade ...”
24
Monday blahs
“ Nothing out of the ordinary or even all that special happened over the weekend. ...”
20
July 20th thoughts
“ Wasuppers, boys and girls. I swear writer’s block is coming and it’s getting stronger ...”
19
18
Problems
““If you’re havin’ girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but ...”
17
14
Random thoughts on a random Friday
“ What’s up boys and girls? A special hello goes out to Team Freaky. Happy ...”
More Ms. Black & Wild
“ Ms. Black & Wild told me a couple of nights ago that she wants ...”
13
Him, her, & me
“ There was a meme going around some blogs recently. I forget which one it ...”
12
Random stuff about me.
“ I have a name fetish. I want to fuck some women just because I ...”
10
I went to a blog and all I got was this lousy meme
“ 1- What do you want people to say about you when you die? I don’t ...”
Old issues re-emerge
“ When someone comes back into your life, especially someone that you’ve missed, it’s generally ...”
06
Ms. Black & Wild
“Well, what do you know BP actually came in handy for once. I left BP ...”
01
Just another meme
“1) Do you have a penis? Yes, last time I checked I was still the proud ...”
Jun
29
Thursday Thoughts
“I thought they was bugging Cuz to us Uncle Sam is Hitler without the oven Ice Cube ...”
28
Dear Freaky
“ How’s it hanging? Keeping it tight? Freaky Deaky here! Because no one wanted it ...”
27
He's at it again.
“Pins and needles, needles and pins A happy man is a man in sin. I ...”
26
Adult Meme
“ 1. Ever been to a male strip club? Eww, no! 2. Ever been to ...”
Rasslin', slappin', & laughin'
25
Who, What, Where, Why Meme
“THE WHO'S Who is in the house with you? Just me. Who are you thinking about ...”
23
Fuck it Friday! - The Debut
“ I stole this idea from another site. Now it’s mine, mine, all mine! Sorry ...”
22
Just some random thoughts from my sabbatical.
“ I still haven’t watched X-Men: III again. The last movie I saw was Cars. ...”
21
Mystery solved.
“ Wassuppers boys and girls? I hate to tell you this because I’m sure someone ...”
07
Friends & Lovers
“"I need a bitch on my dick fuck a friend. Let me know now if ain't ...”
05
Monday Randomness
“ I wonder who are all the lurkers hitting up my blog from Georgia and ...”
02
Remember when...
“ What’s happening boys and girls? Today I thought I’d do something a little different. ...”
01
Yes or No Meme
“ What’s up boys and girls? No, meme madness week is over and done with ...”
More about Cluck-Cluck
“What's up boys and girls? If you want to know the backstory of Cluck-Cluck ...”
May
31
The Last Stand: Rants
“Did Mother Nature forget to turn down the heat and turn on the dehumidifier? ...”
30
Post Memorial Day rants & randomness
“Why do scientists get paid to conduct research that should be pretty damn obvious or ...”
28
Meme madness - Weekend edition
“I am: a mystery, wrapped in a riddle, and cloaked in a conundrum. I want: love ...”
26
Meme madness - Friday
“1. How tall are you barefoot? About 6 feet tall. 2. Have you ever been unfaithful in ...”
25
Meme madness - Thursday (2 for 1)
“Since both of these memes are kind of on the short side individually, I decided ...”
24
5-24 Randomness
“ When people, that supposedly care about me, send me cards, I look on the ...”
Meme madness - Wednesday
“First blog you ever read? You know, I honestly don't remember. What inspired you to start your ...”
23
Meme madness - Tuesday (My first meme)
“What were you doing at midnight last night? Catching up on some shows I Tivoed ...”
22
20 Questions: Blogging
“ 20 Blogging Questions 1. Why/how did you choose your blogger name and what does it mean? ...”
21
19
How to get yourself noticed & increase your visits - Pt. 2
“ Yesterday, I told you some nice ways on how to get yourself noticed and ...”
18
How to get yourself noticed & increase your visits - Pt. 1
“ Wassuppers, boys and girls? Freaky Deaky is back in your grill like a piece ...”
17
Mother's Day, friends, & etc.
“ What’s up boys and girls? If you have a mom or are a mom ...”
16
I used to believe...
“ What up doe boys and girls? Freaky Deaky here, just relaxing and reminiscing about ...”
15
The Misadventures of Team Freaky - Pt. 2
““She’s a straggler, struggler, straight salami smuggler Every time I see the bitch she’s looking uglier” Too ...”
12
What I want?
“"A person has to have a reason to live. You don't need any excuse ...”
11
Thursday Randomness
“Why does the local media keep trying to convince people that the Jake is a ...”
10
09
Disclaimer & Rules
“ **********UPDATED 11/11/06********** This blog may contain adult language, graphic diaglogue, sexual content, and other things you ...”
08
05
Random thoughts for Cinco de Mayo.
“ Dateline is tripping me out with these child predators. I can’t believe dudes will ...”
03
Random shit on a random Wednesday
“ Why did this chick say I sound like I have luscious lips? I’m not ...”
02
Random Thoughts about things I've been told or heard.
“D. and I were talking about how things change once you get married and past ...”
01
Apr
28
Bored Thoughts
“I got bored Wednesday night. Boredom isn't something I deal with very well. I actually ...”
26
Humpday Ramblings
“Greetings boys and girls, Freaky Deaky here. Blogger doesn't seem to be experiencing any hiccups ...”
25
Secrets
“Superstar Nic did a post about secrets yesterday. I read a lot of them ...”
24
Annoyed Thoughts
“Friday, I went with my mom to the hospital. Someone please tell me why ...”
23
Sunday Surprise
“1. If you could grab any famous person's ass, who would it be and ...”
21
19
Now who's laughing bitch?!
“ Hey boys and girls, Freaky Deaky here. I don’t particularly feel like laughing or ...”
18
I'm meme.
“Superstar Nic is not in Florida. She's here and has a gun to my ...”
More Tuesday thoughts
“Hey boys and girls, before I even get started I'd just like to take a ...”
17
Random thoughts from over the weekend.
“Easter wasn't anything special at all. In fact it sucked! I didn't even ...”
14
Princess Pretty
“I think every woman should be brave enough to approach a man and ask him ...”
13
Midafternoon meme
“Aren't you fortunate? Why you ask? Because you're getting a second post today. ...”
My name is Freaky & I'll be your manhoe today.
“Shakin' that ass like a salt shaker I already got my plans Just where I'm a ...”
12
Why I lurk and other Wednesday randomness
“ I was watching a porno the other night. One of the women’s asses was ...”
11
Three memes for the price of none
“I don't plan on tagging anyone today. If you want to do it fine, ...”
10
Daddy's home...for now.
“Michael Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages at least ...”
05
Put a fork in me, I'm done.
“Q: What do you call a woman with six kids? A: I don't. I finally saw ...”
04
20 Questions: Sex
“1. How old were you the first time? Well, let me preface this with what ...”
03
The flavor of snowballs and Mercedes
“Anybody catch the Flavor of Love reunion show last night? Flav got back some ...”
Mar
31
Final Friday of March
“What's up Team Freaky? I can't believe I'm giving a shout out to something that ...”
101 more things about Freaky Deaky
“ There's a good possibility I may delete this blog without warning and disappear from here ...”
29
Hump Day Thoughts
“I saw it on the news yesterday. A Redford, MI man is going on ...”
28
Nasty but not really
“Gonzaga? Doesn't it just sound nasty or am I the only one who thinks ...”
27
24
Pizza, tea bags, & my cuteness
“I've pretty much had this post done since yesterday. I've just been holding it back. ...”
23
Huge cocks & ticking clocks.
“Why warn us about graphic content on the news and then blur it out? ...”
22
21
Fear
“ ***Updated 03/30/06*** As I write this I'm not sure if I'm even going to post ...”
20
Interactive Monday - 1st day of spring
“The first day of spring is today. Considering how much it rained here during ...”
18
Weekend of days
“I haven't done a weekend post since New Years Eve so here I am. ...”
17
16
The Misadventures of Team Freaky - Pt 1
“The way to my heart isn't through my stomach. It's lower. - Me Missy ...”
15
Flirting, infidels, and Janet Jacme
“I forgot to mention something when I noted some of the interesting domains in my ...”
14
Je t'aime
“"I love thee, I love but thee With a love that shall not die Till the sun ...”
13
10
Microsoft, Mimi, and my nuts
“I know a lot of you check the stats of your blog. What's the most ...”
09
Thursday Thoughts
“Not a whole hell of a lot going on today. I took some time out ...”
08
What I'm thinking about this Wednesday.
“Most women I'm attracted to never know because I don't tell them. I'm very good ...”
07
Der König, die schauspielerin, und der Führer
“"I don't believe in God so it's odd cause every time I bust the ill ...”
06
03
The ABC's of Freaky Deaky
“I'm just minding my own business checking out blogs when out of nowhere I get ...”
02
Conversations with Dick about Mary
“ Last night she sucked my dick now she's kissing little man. Why don't ...”
Feb
28
Random thoughts on Mardi Gras
“I went to the Secretary of State office (that's Department of Motor Vehicles for some ...”
27
Monday Musings
“Got a question for me? E-mail it to me (addy is on the profile page) ...”
24
23
Movies
“Have you ever had a movie that had a strong effect on you when you ...”
21
Metro Detroit randomness
“Channel 4 just did a story on safety at local movie theaters. The Star Southfield ...”
20
Random thoughts on President's Day
“I wonder if Jehovah's Witnesses get annoyed when someone wakes them up on their day ...”
18
16
15
Stuff I found out.
“Hey what's up Freak fans? I don't really have much to say right now ...”
14
Random Thoughts on VD
“The more I think of it the more I'm starting to believe that I'm a ...”
11
Fuck Valentine's Day
“I'll put it out in the open. I've never been a fan of Valentine's Day ...”
09
Dealing with the dealer
“The salesman at the dealership really wants my money. He called me bright and early ...”
07
What's going on?
“What up doe boys and girls? I'm glad Detroit fared well hosting the Super Bowl ...”
05
Superbowl Sunday ramblings
“Hey boys and girls, what's up? It's Super Bowl Sunday and it finally stopped raining ...”
03
Erection Killer
“ Howdy boys and girls. I went back to the plantation Monday. Don’t know if I’m ...”
Jan
29
A few things that piss off & annoy me...
“...a.k.a. My pet peeves I've been meaning to do a post on some of my pet ...”
27
Random thoughts from a sick man
“Not really sure of much today. Earlier this week the doctor said I had bronchitis. ...”
24
Sick as a dog
“Greetings and salutations to everyone in bloggerland. I'm stuck at home because some nasty ass ...”
22
Single with children
“I had a conversation recently about women. More specifically it was about women with children. ...”
19
If I had a gun
“Well, actually I do have a gun but unless I'm wearing my trench coat it's ...”
16
An airing of workplace grievances
“I'm not on call. If you don't have me scheduled to work on any particular ...”
13
Guess who's back?
“Try not. Do or do not, there is no try. - Yoda What’s up ...”
09
08
Before I decide
“Try not. Do or do not, there is no try. - Yoda Here's the ...”
06
Preferences
“Try not. Do or do not, there is no try. - Yoda Since some ...”
Flashback Friday - Fruit Booty
“Try not. Do or do not, there is no try. - Yoda (Note the timeline ...”
05
5 random things about me
“Try not. Do or do not, there is no try. - Yoda 1. My sister ...”
04
The ring of Gyges
“Try not. Do or do not, there is no try. - Yoda I remember ...”
02
First post of 2006
“Try not. Do or do not, there is no try. - Yoda Hey boys ...”
2005
“Freaky Deaky is born!”
Dec
31
Random thoughts on New Year's Eve
“Most of the freakiest/kinkiest women I've ever known had names that begin with the letter ...”
30
The Rules
“The driver picks the radio station and the CDs listened to period! The driver also ...”
29
Forwards
“I got this ironically enough as a forward from one of my best friends. Normally ...”
23
Things I've learned
“I don't know how many universal truths there actually are. Over the years, I've learned ...”
21
First, last, now
“First: First job: paperboy (Detroit News) First screen name: Don't even remember, it's ...”
20
Oral sex ≠ sex?
“The other day over at Superstar Nic's blog she posed the question what is cheating? ...”
19
Fuck the war!
“I'm so fucking tired of President Bush jacking the television to lie to me. Does ...”
18
The week of December 12th in review
“Not a whole hell of a lot has been going on lately. I'm done with ...”
17
101 things about Freaky Deaky
“I saw a couple of these lists checking out other people's blogs. I was going ...”
11
Why?
“Christmas is the only religious holiday that's also a federal holiday. That way Christians can ...”
10
Snow, snow don't go away!
“Christmas is the only religious holiday that's also a federal holiday. That way Christians can ...”
09
A Christmas story
“Christmas is the only religious holiday that's also a federal holiday. That way Christians can ...”
08
In a funk
“Christmas is the only religious holiday that's also a federal holiday. That way Christians can ...”
06
It's the Roc! No, it's the Diamond Cutter!
02
Things that used to scare me
“I'm not as easily frightened as Shaggy or Scooby Doo but I'm not going to ...”
01
Random thoughts for the first of the month
“ I hate that everything seems to be breaking news to channel 4. I hate to ...”
Nov
28
Sewer Pussy
“Meeting people isn't the easiest thing in the world for me. I'm introverted, antisocial, ...”
25
I hate random thoughts
“Detroit's Thanksgiving day parade sucked this year. It was too windy for balloons so the ...”
22
I hate dating hoes
“I was watching one of my new favorites shows Sunday night. If the Boondocks can ...”
21
I hate first posts
“It's my first post on blogger but I don't really feel like doing a drawn ...”
2004
“A whole lotta nothing!”
May
27
No money, fake bitches, & lots of rain
“Yeah, yeah, I know there's been another long ass pause in updates but you know ...”
Mar
16
Random Thoughts on a Snowy Day.
“It's snowing today. The news said we'd get about 1-2 inches but from my bedroom ...”
10
Love, Death, & a Couple of Things in Between.
“I've been sitting at the computer for a few hours listening to love songs. I ...”
Jan
30
Random Thoughts 01/30/04
“Today is so boring. I'm web surfing and the TV is on in the background. ...”
18
January 18, 2004
“Finally got some good snow accumulation this week. Yesterday we got about three or four ...”
02
Happy fuckin' New Year!
“Didn't do anything special for New Year's Eve. I hung out with my best friend ...”
2003
“Death & Cluck-Cluck.”
Dec
20
5 Days 2 X-mas
“I finally saw Lord of the Rings: the Return of the King. For once I ...”
14
Snow
“We finally got some snow today. Okay, technically by meteorological standards it isn't our first ...”
13
Cluck-Cluck has some nerve!
“Cluck-Cluck called me yesterday. She said we needed to talk in person about "us". Last ...”
School stuff
“I confirmed that I got an A- in my Business Computing Tools class. I'd still ...”
09
Finals/broke
“I hate how he totally switches the wording or how the questions are phrase to ...”
Last day of school (2003)
“I have just one more exam to take and then I'm done for the semester. ...”
07
Where's my damn snow?
“Damn, where's the snow? Why does something always seem to deflect the "really nasty" weather ...”
Oct
23
Nada
“Nothing spectacular has happened lately. I got an 80 on an exam that should have ...”
18
Sweetest Day sucks!
“I don't know what's up with women equating love with getting a card and a ...”
05
Happy Birthday to me
“My birthday was yesterday! I didn't really think about it too much. It's a good ...”
Sep
28
Random Thoughts 09/28/03
“My birthday is less than a week away. I don't feel depressed yet but I'm ...”
27
Last September Saturday (2003)
“Bought the Obie Trice CD. I like it. I think it will stay in rotation ...”
21
Random Thoughts 09/21/03
“I kind of agree with DMX here, I trust dogs more than I do humans. ...”
18
Bad news
“Yesterday, I found out that one of my sister's brothers-in-law was murdered. The murder actually ...”
16
I am back
“I didn't even know I still had this journal. Oh well, it saves me the ...”
2002
“I got 99 problems and my girl is one.”
Aug
02
She said, he said
“My girlfriend and I got into yet another argument. Well, I guess the most appropriate ...”
Jul
31
Random Thoughts - 07/31/02
“Didn't sleep worth shit last night. I think I may have fallen asleep just before ...”
29
July 29, 2002
“Wow, hadn't realized it's been so long since I made an entry. Life is still ...”
13
July 13, 2002
“Some people say don't sweat the little things. I'm not saying you have to be ...”
06
July 6, 2002
“I've been battling insomnia as of late. I wasn't able to go to sleep until ...”
05
July 5, 2002
“I'm so fucking bored! Even though I haven't been out of school for a month ...”
Jun
26
June 26, 2002
“I heard on the news that one of the federal courts has declared the Pledge ...”
22
June 22, 2002
“Graduated from community college a few weeks ago. I haven't decided where I'm going in ...”
20
June 20, 2002
“The day has barely started and I feel like I've been up for days. I ...”
19
June 19, 2002
“Ever have one of those periods in your life where you feel like giving everyone ...”
2001
“My journey begins.”
Oct
17
Midterm madness
“I really have to start forcing myself to make entries more often. I just haven't ...”
11
Pop-up pain in the ass
“This is the second time I'm writing this because of my ignorant ass pop-up killer. ...”
06
Two more things on the sucky list
“I'm really starting to dislike my speech class. The professor keeps marking down my speeches ...”
01
Hooray for October!
“Just a few more days until my birthday. I wonder if it will suck as ...”
Sep
26
Catch up
“I guess I'll be using today to catch up on things. I'm doing laundry at ...”
24
Broken printer
“My printer broke down on me Friday night. Of course it did this while I ...”
21
Sick again
“I've been meaning to update sooner but shit happens. I've been busy with school, reading ...”
14
One down, nine to go
“I aced my first speech yesterday. It was a spontaneous speech, so I had no ...”
12
What's BMG's malfunction?
“The BMG Music Club is getting on my last fucking nerve! I canceled my membership ...”
The day after 9/11
“Sorry for the lack of updates. Lately, I've either been too busy or just not ...”
06
Professors suck ass!
“My first week of classes is over. Besides my speech class I really don't have ...”
04
First day of fall 2001 semester
“Once again 69 appears to be my lucky number. I'm the 169th person to join ...”
Aug
31
The end of August
“Well, I decided on a phone and a cellular phone service. After hearing about how ...”
28
Textbooks & DVDs
“Not much to write about today. I'm thinking about getting another cell phone. I had ...”
26
A short Sunday post
“I'm so bored on yet another rainy, summer Sunday. I must admit I am rather ...”
23
Things I did today
“I had to go back to school today to clear up something with financial aid. ...”
Losing my born again virginity
“I have some good news. I got some pussy last night (well technically it was ...”
21
08/21/01
“I visited the school bookstore today. I spent about $185 for three books. I still ...”
17
Pretty
“I bought a souvenir for one of my exes. Why? I don't know. Princess Pretty ...”
15
Post vacation update #2
“We found out that Dee-Dee, my sister's puppy managed to get out and run away ...”
14
First Myrtle Beach update
“I'm back from my trip to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. I needed a day or ...”
02
08/02/01
“It's hard to believe that it's August already! It seems like all of the fun ...”
Jul
27
Puppy power!
“I'm puppysitting for the weekend. My sister dropped off her puppy this morning and I ...”
25
07/25/01
“Today was the first under 90 degree day in a while. I'm actually glad because ...”
23
Ms. fill in the state
“***Be sure to check out some previous entries. Otherwise a kid in Iceland may die.*** I ...”
22
Sunday stuff
“I finally found a site that had some real audio versions of some songs I ...”
19
Google garbage hits
“Every time I check my site traffic, I'm amazed or stupified at the Google searches ...”
16
Sunday shopping
“I went shopping yesterday for my trip to Myrtle Beach in a few weeks. I ...”
14
How I spent Friday the 13th
“Friday the 13th is over and done with. I suppose I'll finally stop getting those ...”
11
07/11/01
“I saw Scary Movie 2 last week. It was kind of disappointing, especially, when compared ...”
07
U.P. Fucking S.
“How come UPS can only manage to drop your packages off when you're in the ...”
04
Wasted youth
“The fall semester begins in a little over two months. Time really seems to fly ...”
Jun
30
Saturday shorts
“Would I commit a crime if there was no possibility of getting caught? To quote ...”
I absolutely hate suburban drivers
“Well, I actually did end up having to ride with my mother to get her ...”
29
Rings and things to do
“Well, I finally got around to joining a Diaryland diaryring today. I'm actually the 69th ...”
28
Junk mail solution
“I hate junk mail! I hate the fact that some companies feel they have the ...”
25
PBMs & DVDs
“Damn, I hadn't noticed how little I've been writing lately. I don't know if it ...”
21
Yesterday
“I finished listening to the D12 CD. It was okay. Maybe I'll like it better ...”
19
Detroit CDs
“I finally bought some new CDs today. I went with a Detroit theme buying the ...”
16
Neon facials
“Not much has been happening as of late. I finally received my award letter from ...”
10
Fuck tha police
“Nothing of any interest has happened the past few days. Nothing of any interest has ...”
06
06/06/01
“I'm usually a fan of gloomy weather but damn! Just a little bit of sunshine ...”
03
Playstation 2 and other stuff
“Another boring ass Sunday! I wish time would fly but I don't like Mondays much ...”
01
O.T.W.O.L.
“I'm starting to know what it feels like to live in Seattle. Note to Mother ...”
May
20
Sunday stats
“I've told a couple of friends about Diaryland. Some have asked if they could read ...”
18
AT&T is the anti-Christ!
“AT&T sent me a check for $75. The only condition is that they want me ...”
A book and a movie
“I bought the new Mick Foley book, Foley is Good: And the Real World Is ...”
17
Sucks
“Life sucks sometimes. The fact that sucky things seem to happen to me in waves, ...”
14
Since my last update
“I haven't written anything in a couple of days so here I am. Yesterday, I ...”
11
Taxes & death
“I'm listening to Missy Elliot's Get Ur Freak On. I must say the beat is ...”
Which way do we go?
“Lately, I've been spending my time chauffeuring my mom around. I'm really starting to have ...”
09
Wednesday's writing
“Wednesday is here already? Damn, talk about time flying. I got my report card a ...”
07
Sleeping & sleeping with
“I'm not really sure if the sleeping problem I was having is over or if ...”
05
Mail order clubs
“I should really quit joining clubs. I joined a book club basically because I was ...”
The mummy & my mommy
“I saw the Mummy Returns yesterday. The sequel was actually better than the original. It ...”
03
Apartment living ain't the life for me
“Damn, I hate living in an apartment community! I really, really, really want a house. ...”
01
Happy friggin' Mayday!
“I finally made an appointment to register for the fall semester. It's tomorrow at 11:00 ...”
Apr
29
Psycho chick magnet
“It's Sunday, again! I hate Sundays! I went to see the new Sylvester Stallone movie ...”
28
Forsaken piece of shit, registrations, & the snow dance
“I saw the Forsaken yesterday. I've been going to the Star Theaters so much it's ...”
25
Humpday grumblings
“Tomorrow is the last day of the winter 2001 semester. I still haven't seen my ...”
23
Strange dreams
“I've been having difficulty sleeping lately. I don't know if it's just a temporary fluctuation ...”
21
Kink or fetish?
“I IMed Mistress yesterday. I don't know what it is about her. She makes me ...”
20
Ramblin' on
“Aaaargggh! Ever since I installed this antivirus software my computer has been acting like a ...”
18
Random thoughts
“ My computer has been slow as hell since I installed the antivirus program I ...”
17
Sundays & Mondays
“I'm not really sure what day of the week I hate more, Sunday or Monday. ...”
16
Freedom from speech
“I don't know what's wrong with Mistress. Sometimes it seems like she thinks, expects, or ...”
13
Friday the 13th
“Today is Friday the 13th and it's kind of hard to believe that at one ...”
12
Know your role and suck my dick!
“I found out from the WWF website that the Rock and I quote "...won't step ...”
09
Another boring Monday
“Not too much is happening today. I am glad that it's not 78 degrees today ...”
07
One day...
“One day I'm really going to format this diary so it looks halfway creative. Right ...”
05
Hair and drinks
“Not a whole hell of a lot has been going on lately. My life has ...”
03
Slut puppy?
“I'd really like to upgrade my processor. Right now I have a P2 but I'd ...”
02
April Fool's 3:16, movies, & stupidity
“I missed Wrestlemania X-7 . I don't know if I should be happy I ...”
Mar
31
Nope, I refuse to do it.
“I've had Nelly's CD Country Grammar for a couple of months and I'm just now ...”
Move it or lose it
“Damn, what is this, "fill all the vacancies we have by this weekend" week? Yesterday, ...”
30
Just say yes to soap
“I went to McDonald's today and had the misfortune of standing in front of a ...”
The truth won't set you free
“Well first things first. I only recently found out about this whole online diary/blog community. ...”

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