Florence

I’m getting the itch to upgrade my phone again. I really don’t want to start making payments on another phone because I finally got my phone bill looking respectable and inoffensive. I’m thinking of going back to Android. I had considered upgraded to an iPhone Xs (even though I know it’s pronounced 10 s, I…

Friends don’t ask friends to help move

Hello Darkness, my old friend. Nah, it’s been a long time since I’ve posted anything here though. Sorry about that. Who am I even apologizing to anyway, dust bunnies? So what’s been up with you? Since my last post I’ve finally moved. For about the past two and a half weeks I’v been in my…

Don’t scare me like that, colonizer!

*blows dust off of my blog and then violently starts sneezing* Well, damn, it’s been a minute since I’ve been here. Mainly, I think because things have pretty much stalled in my life lately. There hasn’t really been much going on in my life to note good or bad. It’s basically a case of same…

The ultimate thrill ride?

Wassuppers?! Sundays are generally boring as fuck to me so I decided to take advantage of my free trial of the WWE Network and watch Wrestlemania. Of course, because I was looking forward to something it was only the most opportune time for life to annoy the fuck out of me. About a week ago,…

Happy New Year

If you’re reading this 2016 didn’t kill you. Congratulations! Don’t go overboard with the applause since it’s now 2017 and we have four years of you know who in office. Anyway, I just wanted to check in and say hi. I was hoping to bring in the new year inside somebody’s mama but looks like…

One week

I’ve been team Android since day one and proud of it. For the first time in eight years my daily phone isn’t a Google based phone. I’ve been rocking an iPhone for about a week and decided to jot down some of my thoughts on the adjustments, the good, the bad, and the what the…

Black

I’m confused about something. Does Thanksgiving still exist or is it just Black Friday Eve? Seems like Black Friday sales has been encroaching Thanksgiving for years now and I’m almost certain I heard more talk of Black Friday than Thanksgiving this year. I got caught up in the Black Friday hype this year but I…

Candyman, Candyman, Candyman!

Lately I’ve had somewhat of a sweet tooth. Yesterday I hit up the half off Halloween candy sale at Target and restocked my candy stash. Last year I didn’t find too much in terms of sales because it seems like they were stocking up the Christmas candy on November 1st. This year I had some…

Birthday and other stuff

What up doe? My birthday was Tuesday. Thanks to everyone who texted and hit me up on Facebook to wish me a happy birthday. I usually hate my birthday so much that in recent years I referred to it as suck day but this year and the previous couple of years haven’t been too bad….