What’s up boys and girls? A special hello goes out to Team Freaky. Happy birthday, Echo! Bet you were expecting another installment of Fuck it Friday, weren’t you? To quote Nelson from the Simpsons, “Ha, ha!” Keep your panties on, unless you’re trying to start something freaky, nasty, and oh so beautiful. Where was I?
I’ve made it easier and more convenient for some of you to be notified when I update. If you’re interested just look to the right under the Freaky Links to subscribe. If you’re happy with whatever you’re doing now then that’s fine with me too. It’s just another option and having options is always a good thing.
Since I had a lot to say about Ms. Black & Wild I decided to just spin that off into another post. So today boy and girls you get two posts for the price of one. Just scroll down beneath this post or if you’re a lazy bastard then just click here (http://antisocialvoices NULL.blogspot NULL.com/2006/07/more-ms-black-wild NULL.html).
Okay people, everybody who missed out on the first Dear Freaky still has a chance to send in your questions requesting advice from yours truly. I’m already starting to get some questions for Ask Freaky Anything. Here’s your chance to ask me anything. I’m not going to guarantee to answer every question I get but if I do answer it I’m going to answer it honestly. (GASP) You heard me. You can submit your questions in one of three ways. By e-mail: send your questions to me and put either Dear Freaky or Ask Freaky Anything in the subject line. You can also post your question(s) in my comments, just be sure to let me know if it’s for Dear Freaky (DF) or Ask Freaky Anything (AFA). Anonymous commenting is turned off for the moment but if enough people ask me to turn it back on I’ll do so and allow the questions to be posted anonymously. The final way is to ask your question in my chat box. Unless it’s a short question you’ll have to break it up a few times depending on how long it is. The chat box has either a 100 or 150 word limit per post, I believe.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest was okay. It’s over 2.5 hours long so I didn’t feel cheated in that aspect. Hands down Curse of the Black Pearl (the original) is better than it’s sequel. What made part one so good was having the three main characters (Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, & Elizabeth Swann) on the screen together and how they played off of each other. In DMC it takes a long time before they’re together. The movie also suffered from not having an ending. I guess some would say it’s a cliffhanger but I’d say someone was too lazy to figure out how to end Dead Man’s Chest so they picked the introduction of a new character to serve as the ending. It just didn’t do it for me but here’s hoping Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (tentative title) wraps it up nicely.
I was checking out a conversation about dick sucking and it put into words something I had been thinking of for a minute. Lately, I’ve noticed in pornos that the males are telling the women not to use their hands when slurping the snake. Some of the males are starting to get heated when a woman use her hands. Then I got to thinking what someone said in the conversation I mentioned earlier. The consensus was basically don’t use your hands, that’s for amateurs. LOL. Did I mention it was mainly women making the comments? I do agree that using your hands to jerk him off while sucking dick is a cheat and kind of cheap. However, as long as I get my happy ending do what you gotta do. Just don’t be bragging about your skills when you’re still on some amateur shit, LOL!
Speaking of dick sucking, what’s the freakiest song you’ve ever heard about oral sex?
I’m still surprised no one figured out the secret message from Wednesday’s post.
Why did D call me talking about some young chick was stalking him? He told me the girl called him out of the blue and didn’t even remember who the hell he was. I hate when chicks do that. They’re cleaning up or going through wherever the hell they keep numbers on the DL and act like you’re supposed to fill in the blanks for them. How are you going to call me and not know or remember who the fuck I am? Lose my number and oh yeah, fuck you you number hungry bitch! Anyway, he tells me that the girl supposedly has three felony warrants out on her and she recently stabbed carved up her ex-boyfriend. All of this after she tells him that she was raped by her father when she was younger and all types of other crazy shit. He said that he started having flashbacks of one of his exes. An ex he tried to pawn off on me but that’s another story. Apparently he chatted with her six months or so ago.
D: Man, I’m telling you you can’t fuck around with those party lines anymore. Them bitches are crazy.
Me: Damn, it’s like that? Why don’t you tell the her not to call you anymore?
D: I don’t remember if I told her where I lived or not. She’s unstable and I don’t want her popping up over here.
Me: The way she’s blowing up your phone, I’m guessing if she knew where you lived she’d have a knife to your throat while riding your ass. Why don’t you tell her to get some help or something?
D: I’ve tried everything I can think of to get rid of her. I told her she should call the party line and find someone else to talk to. I told her I was in a relationship. Hell, I even gave her your number.
Me: You better not have given psycho my number because the first time she calls me she’ll have your address.
Ms. Black & Wild was supposed to see Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest Sunday night. She claimed her neice read the times wrong or something. I told her she probably pussed out because of Davy Jones. She asked me why don’t I take her and hold her hand during the movie. I had to set her straight. Sure I’d put my arm around you and whisper sweet nothings or dirty little thoughts into your ear when I’m not licking and nibbling on it. The thing is I know you’re afraid so of course I’d bring something tentacle like and brush it against you and right when it’s about to get scary, I’d scream in your ear, “Arrrrgggg, I’m Davy Jones, bitch!” Yeah, it’s mean but you’re so easy to scare I wouldn’t feel right passing that opportunity up.
Anybody catch the Dave Chappelle Show’s Lost Episodes Sunday? It seemed kind of disjointed and wasn’t as funny as the previous seasons but it’s still funnier than most stuff on TV now.
Besides the obvious, I wonder why have I been thinking of Little Miss Short Shorts lately?
I’m irritated as hell. I finally completed my first attempt at a banner, it’s simple so don’t be expecting too much. The problem is I can’t figure out where to put the code for it on my template. I’ve managed to make it show up at the top of current post but it doesn’t show up in previous posts or the archived ones either. What really annyos me is that I managed to actually insert the banner correctly before but I deleted it. I did so because I was just testing and I didn’t really have a banner prepared then. Now, I don’t remember how I did it. I’m so annoyed I feel like slapping someone’s mama! If anyone wants to and can help me solve the problem, I’d appreciate the help. Never mind, I figured out where to put it all by myself. I knew this wouldn’t get the best of me.
There’s a special place in hell for the automated service that called woke me up way too early in the morning to alert me of a message I got shortly after midnight. Why the fuck did it call me again 12 minutes later with that same bullshit? It totally fucked up the dream I was having a now no longer remember. Automated asshole!
Why are the spammers sending me shit directed towards females? Some of the little cocksuckers know my name and it’s not a unisex or a feminine name either. Hell even the meaning of it is masculine. No I don’t need estrogen, a dress, or a mop. Yes, I got spam for a mop? Who the fuck buys a mop or any other cleaning supply over the Internet?!
If I was President one of the first things I’d do is lay waste to the middle east. I’m tired of these high ass gas prices. But Freaky. That’s President Freaky damn it! But President Freaky, sir, wouldn’t gas prices go up more if you destroy the middle east? Why the fuck would I care? The taxpayers are picking up the tab for my gasoline and jet fuel.
Someone told me that my BlackPlanet page was mean. Funny as hell but mean nonetheless. I admit it’s sometimes meaner than some of the shit I say here but that page in no way represents the full potential of my meanness. How can you not be mean when you come across so many dumb and no conversation having motherfuckers?
Typical example of a note I receive from women on BP.
Random_BP_Chick: What’s up?
Me: (Mind you back in the day I would try to stretch out that verbose banter into a conversation. Now, I usually just scream, “Dumbass” at my monitor and delete them. After looking at their pictures of course. Sometimes, when I’m in the right mood though…) What’s up? My dick that’s what’s up! How are you going to take care of it?
There was a time that I didn’t like watching mixed martial arts (MMA). I got into UFC because of all of the controversy but after they started trying to clean up and change things to avoid being banned in the U.S. I wasn’t feeling it anymore. Sure pro-wrestling is fake but some of those moves look brutal and actually are brutal if someone hit them on you. MMA just didn’t look brutal enough for me. Oh I wouldn’t be dumb enough to step to one of them because I know those holds hurt but usually the fighting just didn’t look violent enough for me. Pride Fighting is starting to get me back to watching again.
No problem, as long as I can find the comment I’ll reply.
Your lover seems like a lucky man. Oh yeah. It’s always nice to have a considerate woman that takes requests. ;o) Let me stop before I start imagining what you said and make myself late for my appointment.
Ok, I know this isn’t a new post but I’m just now getting around to reading it, and I have a comment!
I NEVER use my hand while giving a blow job *unless* the guy asks me to. I always honor those requests but in general, I really like to just tackle the job with my mouth and that’s it. However, if I’m licking his balls, I’ll stimulate the shaft with a few strokes of the hand. I don’t like to abandon the dick while I’m giving attention to the balls.
That would be inconsiderate.
Ah, but if I were President I’d be profiting from it.
OPEC determines how much oil they produce and how much to charge per barrel of oil (either directly or indirectly through the manipulation of other forces) and all the other oil producers generally follow suit.
Thanks for visiting.
The only song on oral sex i know, and have known since I was a little kid in Rio de Janeiro is, roughly translated,
“If you think a woman is a mango
Women mangoes are not
A mango you peel and suck it
A woman you don’t peel, not!
The pil is hgh not because of the A-rabs. The companies are all European or USA in origin. Ask Condi, Bush and the others to take cuts in their oil profits.
I enjoy your blog even if I rarely visit. My blog brasileiro keeps me so busy.
Thanks.
Thanks Ladynay.
Luv da banna Freaky!
Thanks, for a first attempt I like it too.
You noticed that huh? LOL. I have some personal stuff on my BP page that I’d rather not link to from here for the moment.
Have a great weekend.
lol. i like the banner.. it’s fiyah! (literally… lol)
and i like how you ignored my question ;-p
It’ll be back. I have to let my anger and annoyance build up a bit so I can be inspired next time I write it, lol.
yes i was looking for fuck it friday & was disappointed b/c it wasnt here =(
what’s the link to your BP page?
where’s fuck it friday?!?!? had to get that out there quick… now back to reading 🙂
Gettin’ Some is okay. I like the remix better.
I’ll probably end up playing around with the banner sometime over the weekend. Hopefully, I’ll figure it out soon.
You’re not lying, no strings sex with someone you care about can be potentially messy. I think it’s finally starting to sink in with her. I don’t know if I’m going to pursue that with her anymore. If she wants to I probably won’t turn her down but it might be better for me to get what I want elsewhere, at least for the time being.
I don’t know what the freakiest head song is but I still like that Shaunna, getting some song that came out not too long ago.
Can’t help with the computer stuff 🙁
It is very hard to just have no strings sex with someone you care about. But at the very least you told her what you really wanted so there is no surprizes when and if it goes down with u 2.
@ professorgq – That’s definitely a classic song. I had a girlfriend who played that song nonstop. She quoted from it and sang it all the time too. I have to think about some songs for a minute but right now NWA’s Just Don’t Bite It and She Swallowed It are the first that come to mind.
Yeah, Pirates is a long movie and not as good as the original but if you have a couple of hours to waste then it’s okay entertainment.
@ ~terrance~ – Damn, you’re bringing back some memories. I had a safe word with my Mistress but I can’t remember it right this minute. It’s on the tip of my tongue. It was kind of goofy but it had to be something that I don’t normally say or wouldn’t say in that situation. Damn, I wish I could remember it. She was the only one I was really serious with that about. Most of the women that have talked about dominating me aren’t that serious or intense to require those kinds of precaution. We’re going to have to be together for a looooooooooong time before I’d even consider being totally restrained and a lot of other stuff.
I’ll keep that in my mind if I ever need a lawyer. Whenever I decide to get finished with my undergrad studies I’ve been thinking of law school.
Hey, you a better man than I am. It takes an extreme amount of trust to do that. In my looooooooong term r’ship that I was in, I allowed that to happen twice but even then I had some semblance of control. Now days, you have to have a “safety” word! I am scared to ask what yours is. And pissing…..no, I can’t even be talked into that. And I am freaky as hell, but limits, boo, limits…
oh, if you need a good lawyer, you know who to call!!!
“Put It In My Mouth” was the shit back in the 1990s…y’all can’t front on that
I want to peep the new Pirates movie, but I’ve been hearing that the movie is too long, so I’ll wait to see it on DVD.
@ blkbutterfly – Nope, you’re right he is married and has been for years. His wife is aware of him calling the chat lines. It’s kind of complicated without me supplying a bit more info. I’ll get around to posting about it sooner or later one of these days.
I don’t know why she thinks she can either. Now, why she wants to try I think is because she likes me. I listen to her, I make her laugh (I will stab the next woman that says I’m funny), I give her attention, I make her feel sexy, apparently I bring out the freak in her, etc. I think she’s had a thing for me for awhile. Why? Beats the hell out of me. I’ve always had a warped view of myself so why anyone finds me interesting or likes me fascinates me to no end.
Aww, but I like you stalking my blog. If I weren’t such a meanie I’d say it makes me feel special. But I am meanie so I’m not saying anything. I say that with an evil grimace to maintain my meanness of course. The only thing about the e-mail notification is that the free version I’m using only notifies you once a day around midnight or 1:00 am, if I read and understood the FAQs correctly.
I’ve seen women in porns spitting in each other’s pussies and telling guys to do the same. I guess hearing the spitting actually bothers me more than the actual act.
@ ~terrance~ – I like being dominated because I get to give up the control that I feel I need in other areas of my life and it requires a lot of trust which I don’t normally have for a lot of people. Besides that I just find it kinky as hell for some reason. I find it kind of freeing at times. I definitely have my limits. I’m not into shit or piss (although I think I could be talked into pissing on someone). If she even thinks about pain and my balls in the same sentence I’ll be in need of a good lawyer. Blood is out too and the extreme pain stuff I’ve seen and heard about ain’t happening here.
That’s a great analogy of how it feels.
Outside of one girlfriend who was Domme the BDSM stuff is something I just dabble with ocassionally. I usually add some elements of it in my relationships but nothing too serious. I do admit it’s something I want to learn more about and explore.
She wants to dominate you, huh… well, you know my motto: I will try almost anything once, except you ain’t going to shit on me, step on me or piss on me. That is where the line is drawn. I don’t know…I have issues when it comes to someone having TOTAL control over you. Like when you get tied down completely or handcuffed and you can’t do anything. No, that is too much for me. That total loss of control is not exciting to me. It is scary. The feeling I get is the equivalent of when you are on a roller coster and you get to the top and go over the edge. That feeling that you get in the extreme bottom of your stomach. That’s totally not what I want to experience.
So go forth Freaky. I give you credit. Now, if I have one hand free, then that is a different thing. Other than that, kiss my ass on that one!!! I ain’t doing it! Nope, not gonna! You can’t make me!! No! NO!!!
i thought you said in a previous post that D was married? how’s he able to converse w/ the crazy criminal w/o his wife being aware of it? then again, maybe you didn’t say he was married.
as for Ms. Black and Wild, i don’t think you’re being mean or unfair since you’ve told her what you want and need from her right now. perhaps she thinks she get you to change your mind and make you want a romantic relationship and maybe even be in love with her. why she wants to do that or thinks she can is beyond me. i can see how and why she’d be getting on your last nerve.
i was planning to do a random thoughts post, but don’t know if i’m really in the mood for it…
the addition of the e-mail notification is a nice touch. i should probably go ahead and subscribe so i can stop stalking your blog! lol…
i’m w/ honey-libra regarding dudes saying spit on their dicks. the 1st time i heard that, i was repulsed. lol… it’s still nasty, but hey, it’s their dick!
@ honey-libra – I’ve noticed the whole spit on it thing too. There was one porno I had to put on mute and look away because whenever the girls spat they were hocking loogies. I hate that sound (I especially hate hearing it from women) and it messed the whole movie up for me.
I might go see My Super Ex-Girlfriend this weekend.
@ luvin me – I try to be honest. It’s hard to be sometimes especially when it’s easier and more beneficial for me to lie.
At least you are honest and you know exactly what you want.
You’ve got alot going on LOL…well Mr. Freaky let her do what she wants to you I’m sure you will enjoy it….I’ve also noticed and this might be TMI that dudes be saying spit on it LOL LOL LOL…at first I was like what….who says that LOL LOL…I’m going to have to see Pirates this weekend then again I might go see The Devil wears Prada