I’m glad that I don’t have to fly anywhere. All of the rule changes and hoops they make you jump through would annoy the hell out of me. At this point unless it’s really inconvenient or cost prohibitive I’d rather drive or take a train.

I think women who breast feed in public are rude. They should offer up the other breast and some mommy milk for everyone. I still want to try some breast milk, first I want some fresh from the tap breast and then I want to taste it cold, right out of the fridge. I need to find the woman I had the fish dream about and get to sucking. Who knows maybe I’ll get lucky. Hell, maybe I’ll get luckier and knock her up. Why would I even bother to dream about someone getting pregnant if I’m not the daddy?

My sister came over for a visit last week. I told her to say hi to Little Miss Short Shorts for me. Do you know she had the nerve to say I was just saying hi because she wore those short shorts and told me no? I took umbrage to that remark, the fact that it was true was totally irrelevant. I told her that I was saying hi because she was a nice person, the fact that she had on those itty bitty shorts (that I still find myself thinking about to this day) was only an added bonus. Seriously, I could lick her like an ice cream cone on a hot summer day and today is a hot summer day. I thought she was serious for a moment but she said she would relay my greetings to her. I need to do some recon on her before setting my sights on her.

I’ve been feeling damn near ancient and alienated lately reading some of these blogs. Between reading those Then and Now memes and and hearing about people’s 10 year high school reunions. 10 years ago a few of them were jail bait, I was a year past the legal drinking age. My 10 year high school reunion was five years ago. I had no desire to go even though A. tried to get me to go. I’ve also been reading about a lot of family reunions. I’ve been to other people’s family reunions (mainly my mom’s best friends’ family) when I was younger but never to one of my own family.

I found something like an amateur porn version of You Tube and I’m in an early stage of like. It could use some more diversity with the people and the videos (there’s a disproportionate amount of people masturbating and sucking dick to actual clips of people fucking) but damn, I’m not complaining.

I also found another game called Kitten Cannon (http://gsfiles NULL.com/hosted009/kittencannon NULL.swf). The furthest I’ve launched the kitty so far is 1,129, 1,559, 1,700, 1,846 feet, can you top it? Nope, I don’t think you can. You can’t get with me.

I can’t wait until school starts and the little bastards around here have something to do other than hang out and be loud and obnoxious. Someone should really look into having child free buildings and areas around here. If your children are so damn loud and annoying you don’t want them in the house around you why the fuck do you think it’s okay to inflict them on us?

I finally went to see Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. Now usually I wait until comedies come out on DVD before watching them. I also don’t generally take people’s reccomendations on a movie being funny. Back in the day people swore up and down that Hollywood Shuffle was hilarious. It wasn’t. In fact it is one of the most boring and unfunny movies I’ve ever had the misfortune of watching. I felt lied to and so disappointment that I want to line all of those people up and just slap them in rapid succession. A lot of comedies are hit or miss with me but Talladega Nights is definitely worth the price of admission. It was laugh out loud funny despite what you see in the previews and commercials. Talladega Nights will definitely be an add to my DVD collection once it comes out.

I can’t stand it when the same commercial is aired back to back. Speaking of things I can’t stand, I absolutely detest the Head On (http://www NULL.youtube NULL.com/watch?v=2XAFCRT9L7A) commercial. The whole commercial basically is some chick saying, “Head On, apply directly to the forehead” three times while a woman is shown rubbing the product on her forehead. It offends me because it manages to be stupid, condescending, and annoying at the same damn time. A lot of times the commercial for it airs back to back so we get to hear the same annoying quote six times in a role. Once it aired three times in a row and I almost cut my wrists.

TTD was visitor 5,555. I like numbers divisible by five. Just thought that I’d share.

Tomorrow, Suck Day will be divisible by five. It’s currently 51 days until Suck Day. I can feel the disappointment building! Yay Suck Day. :o|

How the fuck do you try to rob someone as old as Methuselah and end up getting your ass beat? The way I see it if you can’t beat up someone with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel then you have no chance in hell of keeping those inmates out of your ass while you’re serving your sentence. Hope you like dick because I see a lot of it in your future.

I don’t hang with a lot of males but I actually think I would hang out with Flavor Flav if given the chance. Wire is a kooky chick. I can’t believe she said she’d sleep with with Flav because she wants dark babies. (Shaking my damn head.) Buckwild is funny as hell. I’d hang out with her and Goldie and have sloppy sex with both of them at the same time. Can someone tell me why in the blue hell is Somethin’ bragging about taking a shit all over Flavor’s house and wearing it like a badge of honor? That’s something a fucking dog does and even they know they’re wrong because the first thing they do is take off once you find their smelly little presents.

The Flavor of Love is getting a spin off tentatively called the Flavorette. Miss New York, who I know Flav wishes he had picked after Hoopz dick teased him for her 15 minutes of fame, is believed to be the star. I don’t know if I want to see a bunch of thirsty, emotional niggas backstab and cockblock each other trying to win her heart or her ass. It’ll be a hot mess so who knows maybe I will watch it, well, the first episode anyway.

Why does this woman keep sending me offline messages at four something in the morning talking about I hope we can chat again? I hope my dick gets so hard I get lightheaded from the sudden drop in blood pressure but alas we don’t always get what we want. Anway, if she really want to chat then she should try hitting me up when I’m actually awake. She’s from Ghana but I’m getting a Nigerian scamming vibe from her. She’s cute but kind of dull. If we’re not talking freaky during our next chat I’m thinking she’ll be a victim of my next purging.

I wish it would hurry up and rain already. Pussy’s running boards are filthy and I hate riding in a dirty vehicle. Rain damn it!

I’ve been so bored lately I almost called Juicy. Juicy was a chick who blew up my phone calling me at least 50 times in two days. I stopped counting after 50. I’ve blogged about her before but I don’t feel like hunting for the post. If you do then hit up my archives.

Lately, I’ve been getting a lot of unique IP addresses from Georgia, Florida, and even a few different ones from my city and some nearby ones. Sometimes I wonder if it’s the same people using different computers or if I actually have that many lurkers? I also get a few people that look up my URL from Google. If they go through all of that trouble, how come they never say anything? Why not just bookmark my blog, blog roll me, or write down the URL? There are some things I could do to make it easier to find my blog but I refuse to.

Today is the 3 year anniversary of the worst blackout in U.S. history. Do you remember where you were and what you were doing when the lights went out? The news said the power outage was for 30 hours. I was without power for longer than 30 hours! How long was it before your power was restored?

How come so many Hispanic girls online call themselves Giggles and dykes online call themselves Taz?

My last cryptic message was a lot more obvious and easier to find then the last one. I know how much Ladynay likes them. LOL

Why are people online claiming gangs? If you’re really a gang banger shouldn’t you be hustling, slanging, or doing something illegal out in the real world other than throwing signs up and trying to type hard? Are you going to do a type-by on me if I type something in a rival color?