For anyone wondering the last post wasn’t meant to be shared with anyone so I didn’t. I suppose I could’ve just made it private so it wouldn’t show up at all instead of password protected, but private posts don’t show up in my post counts and thus makes it a little difficult to keep track of how many posts I’ve actually written. Now you know and knowing is half the battle. Pussy scented dick slap in the face to the first person who says G.I. Joe.
Monday sucked funky, engorged horse dick! I didn’t get much sleep and spent a big chunk of the day in the ER with my mom. She’s okay. I should’ve taken her offer to leave after I dropped her off and come back when she was ready to go. However, I damn near have to throw piss on her to get her to go home when I’m in the ER so being bored and annoyed for a few hours isn’t a big deal. Of course, since I don’t really have a lot of love or respect for the medical profession or it’s practitioners I tend to avoid dealing with them. The last few times I’ve been to the ER it was serious enough that I ran the risk of dying if I hadn’t. Sometimes, I wish I never went to the ER any of the times I did. The only reason I did the first time was because I thought it would be irresponsible to my dog if I upped and died on her. She’s a handful and I wasn’t sure my mom would keep her if anything happened to me. Otherwise there’s a part of me that wouldn’t be bothered if I dropped dead.
Why oh why don’t people put their phones on silent when they’re in a hospital? I heard so many annoying, garbage, ring tones I felt like I was at a dump. There were a lot of hot chicks going through the ER. I’m sure they were probably there to worry about and support a sick or injured friend or relative but even then I couldn’t stop thinking, “I’d fuck her or them.” I saw so many chicks squeezed into painted on jeans I thought I was at a bar or club. I saw this Amazonian chick with a nice phatty and then she opened her mouth. She sound country and ugly as hell. She sounded countrugly, as fuck if you will. Yes, I’ve introduced yet another word to blogging lexicon. Her voice was lower than mine. All the time I’m thinking, “Damn, don’t tell me she’s tucking some dick between that ass…until I’m done busting down her throat.” What?! I kid, I kid! Well for the most part anyway we don’t talk about that. Again, I kid or do I? LOL
At one point there was literally a procession of ancient old people in wheelchairs coming into the ER. I felt really uncomfortable. Partially because I don’t like hospitals. Usually when I’m there I’m either very ill or close to dying and I associate hospitals with germs, sickness, and death so there’s only so long I can stand to be there. The other reasons would be that old people creep me the fuck out. Seriously fossils old people and midgets are creepy as hell. You know I don’t give a fuck about being politically correct. I know they can’t help it but I feel how I feel. Deal with it! Some dude sounded like he was coughing up a lung. I hate hearing that kind of coughing. I can almost see the cooties in the air looking for me. [John Cena wave] You can’t see me germs! Then there was the light skin chick with the long silky hair and the painted on jeans. She was truly a thicky thick girl and I’m not talking Internet thicky thick either. Fortunately there was a ceiling mounted TV for me to watch because if my head wasn’t looking up I would’ve drooled in my lap.
Just when I was getting ready to scratch Lil Mama off of a couple of my lists I saw her “Shawty Get Loose” video and damn! She’s going to fuck around and have to change her name to Baby Mama when I’m done with her. I don’t really like the tomboy look. Hell, let’s keep it real I hate chicks dressing in baggy clothes trying to look like little gangstas and teenage boys. The tomboy look isn’t a good one and whenever I see some hot mess looking tomboy I always question in the back of my mind if she’s a carpet muncher down with the home team. I guess I could’ve put that on the things I’m suspicious of meme. There’s nothing sexy about a chick who is so fucking boyish/mannish that she looks like she can write her name in the snow standing up and be one of the fellas. Anyway, I prefer my chicks a little lot less masculine. Looks like Lil Mama was trying to bring some sexiness in her video. Some people were talking about her wig but at the time she could’ve been wearing a four Rat Terriers on her head and I wouldn’t have noticed…until after I got my nut. Between the silver outfit she was wearing and the snug looking black outfit she was wearing I was feeling some snugness in my boxers. Chicks in shiny stuff are fucking hot! When she did the splits my eyes rolled up in the back of my head like the Undertaker having a crack seizure and I almost skeeted. I’ll definitely have to download that on my Tivo soon. That’s one same day birthday girl that can partake in an all you can eat stiff dick sandwich from yours truly. What?!
T-Pain looks like a partially aborted and burnt Predator. Damn it, I don’t want any mail from Predators or their dread locked brethren complaining about me hating either! It’s true, it’s damned true and you know it. I still can’t forgive Chris Brown for that Umbrella/Cinderella remix singing, “Come into me.” Da fuck?! I thought he looked like he might enjoy smoking sausage but now I’m convinced he plays hide the salami on the regular. What?! Fuck you! I don’t want to hear it.
I wonder why it’s such big news that all people with blue eyes are descended from a common ancester? If you believe in the whole Adam & Eve thing we’re all related and inbred at the same time. So the next time you look at someone and think he or she can get it, just think of it like dating someone at your family reunion. Hell, I have no shame or moral ambiguity about it if I went to my family reunion and Mariah Carey was introduced to me as family, if she let me, I’d still hit it. I’d raw dog that repeatedly and enjoy every stroke as I painted her insides a pretty shade of liquid Freaky. That’s real talk.
Why is it that people with the worst spelling and grammar are usually the first one to point out mistakes their superiors make? I’m not sure what’s more annoying making a mistake or getting corrected by Cletus or Shantiniquanna? Unless the error causes me not to understand what is being said then I just let it go. It’s like an unwritten fact that as soon as you start playing Internet grammar police and spell checker (in the asshole capacity) that your grammar and spelling goes down the toilet. Besides with some people correcting their spelling and grammar would be a full time job and I don’t do volunteer work. It doesn’t pay enough. *smirk*
Why did my mother volunteer one of my other computers to my sister? Turns out some of the kids she let use her computer erased some files from her computer. People wonder why I’m stingy with my shit. That’s why! If you don’t have the money or the technical know how to fix your mistakes then you don’t need to touch, use, or even dream of touching or using any of my gadgets, gizmos, and tech. My sister never had the CDs as they were something one of her friends hooked her up with. That’s why I don’t want or let anyone use my PC without my supervision. How do you accidentally delete files if all you’re supposed to be doing is listening to music or browsing some sites? I don’t mind my sister having it and setting it up as a kiddie computer but damn let her ask me or let me volunteer. I might have been planning to turn it into a network media server or something. I need to find some software to wipe the hard drive. I have some viruses on it and some personal info I’d like to get rid of.
Flavor of Love 3 is back and I’m geeked. Well, this week was the casting special. I looked at some of the chicks this season online, so far I’m not really too impressed. I really need to get seasons 1 and 2 on DVD one of these days. I still haven’t quite placed my finger on why I like that show instead of hating it like I do most scripted reality shows but I’m glad there’s going to be a season 3. Bring on the slutty, attention whore gold diggers!
I’m this close to making my blog private and members only or just moving it to another URL. I’m tired of the bots, scrapers, and lurkers. I don’t understand why anyone would scrape my blog and copy and paste (badly I might add) my content on their ad supported blogs. I also don’t understand why some people are so insistent on reading my blog that they attempt to work around my bans but at the same time can’t be bothered to comment. You can comment on the 11/70 other blogs you read but when you come here your testes and/or ovaries suddenly atrophy and your fingers become impotent. Motherfuckers can take the time to respond to a poll but not leave a comment? Contrary to what some think, I don’t really have a love/hate relationship with my lurkers. I honestly can’t stand you lazy, “I don’t know what to say” motherfuckers! As it is I’m really considering blocking every IP address I get coming out of New York, D.C., and most of the ones coming from Georgia since people there don’t like to talk. Hell, technically all I have to do is block all of Verizon’s and Bell South’s IP addresses and about 95% of my lurker problem goes bye-bye. I don’t want to go that route but regardless things are not going to remain like they are for too much longer. Change is a coming. (Yes, I meant to say that.)
Glad to hear that your mum is ok.
I have the worst cold that has lasted me over 6 weeks as i am constantly working and get no rest luckily it cannot be passed on over the web! Or is mucus electronically transferable – some of the crap people come out with these days i wouldn’t be surprised!
TPain = Partially aborted burnt predator!!!! – That is so true! Funny though and i know this sounds kind of politically incorrect don’t you think predator looks just like a really mad rasta dude? I am all for the rasta religion and the locks look good when they are looked after but honestly don’t you think there is a slight resemblance!
I really didn’t realise chris brown said that!!! =)) cracked me up when i listened to it again – shame cos he has a sweet voice but we all know why it is still so high pitched!
As for gizmo’s and gadgets i am the same with mine since my dad took my ipod on the sly and replaced it with his broken one then broke mine aswell it is all under lock and key and unless you ask you don’t get.
My spelling is disgusting sometimes but as long as you can get the jist its cool right?!
Thanks.
I’m sure one day when we have cybernetic implants and upgrades that someone will be able to transmit cooties, STDs, and other nasty shit online.
Predators definitely look like Rastas. :))
All he needed to do was change that one line and it would’ve been okay but now every time I hear it I wonder who is he inviting to “come” into him?
That’s cold. I hope he at least got you a new one. I have to have a lot of trust in someone to let them borrow one of my gadgets unsupervised. Not many people are in that category.
Yep. I’ve read some things online that made my eyes gloss over and gave me a headache trying to figure out what they were trying to say. When it gets to that point I just quit. @-)
Speaking of Lil Carpet muncher I just call it how I see it, don’t get mad at me =))
Mmm hmm. 😐 Not even listening to you. %-( Off to sacrifice knuckle babies in her name. :-~
“T-Pain looks like a partially aborted and burnt Predator.”
Dammit Freaky!! I just burned my tongue trying to drink my tea. :)) With that being said, this is one of the most precise descriptions I have heard of a person in quite some time. lol
I can’t say that I’m too keen on growing old myself but what can ya do?? :-?? I remember one time when my grandmother scared me while she was living. Now it wasn’t the fact that she was old, but that she literally scared the shit out of me! I need to blog about it cause it’s a funny story.
I hope Mr. Pain has a really nice personality or a lot of money. Maybe T-Pain should have a reality romance show like Flavor Flav. :))
Personally, I plan on being dead long before I get old enough to scare and dislike me. Scared the shit out of you? Eww! Yeah, you need to blog about that so I can laugh
withat you.This post was off the chain. LOL
I’m not really convinced Lil Mama is a girl yet.
Glad your mother is ok. I don’t like hospitals b/c of the smell. It’s a mixture of sickness, blood, vomit, medicine, among other things all mixed together.
Flavor of Love needs to be ban from tv.
Freakytopia is like a bag of drugs, you never know what you’re going to get.
You will be after she gets knocked up a few times and becomes Baby Mama. 😉
Thanks, me too.
I’m going to have to disagree with you on Flavor of Love. I know a lot of black TV is garbage, sad, and totally lacking of any redeeming qualities whatsoever. *cough* BET *cough* But Flav is funny as hell and I’m not convinced the show isn’t a big joke that he’s been in on from the beginning. And now you get to watch all of Flavor Flav’s rugged machismo and thug sexiness in high definition. =)) You know you can’t look away. You want to but you can’t.
Glad to hear everything is OK with your mother
I dislike hospitals too but not so much because of the germs or whatver just because it always feels like there’s a strange aura around which always bothers me no matter how much people try to liven it up
T-Pain looks like a partially aborted and burnt Predator.
^^ That line damn near slayed me Sir I was ready to order a tombstone
and ahem I guess that’s an online thing cause people from Georgia will talk your head off about absolutely nothing all day. Believe me I KNOW!
As long as I’ve been coming to your blog you’re had an issue with lurkers so maybe taking it private is a good move to get rid of the roaches once and for all. P.S. I will protest if I’m on the access denied list, that is all 🙂
*Sprays Lurker B Gone after my comment*
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Thanks.
I was originally going to say a cigarette instead of a Predator. :)) Whoever came up with multi-colored dread locks need to have their asses stomped unconscious. That just looks scuzzy, skanky, and unsanitary. :-&
If I jacked off every time I got a hit from someone in D.C., New York, & Georgia who didn’t or hasn’t said anything I’d die of severe dehydration.
I hate lurkers more than Republicans hate niggers. I have to see what options I have. Up and moving is probably the last option. It was a bitch moving from Blogger but a WordPress to WordPress move is relatively simple from what I’ve heard. :d
Sprays Lurker B Gone until the can is empty then orders a bomber to drop a lurker bomb on those l-).
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I always end up with the cute doctors with bad breathe. lol I know my spelling sucks. If you go private, will I be allowed to come and read? I hope so. If not, I will cry and I will send a note to a 6’2 girl with dreads and a big booty who has a grill and a tattoo on her neck and tell her to come and give you a big ole hug. :d I am glad to hear your mom is ok. >:d<>:d<
I hate being examined by a doctor whose breath smells like he just got done eating a corned beef and shit sandwich. You’re about to pass out because you’ve been holding your breath.
You shouldn’t even have to ask. I don’t want to get on Nana’s bad side. 🙂 If I go private all of my regulars will be allowed to read.
Um no. That’s not cute. Chances are I’ll think she’s a male ex-con fresh out of prison trying to rape me. I’ll shoot her…multiple times. Now if she loses about six inches in height, the grill and the neck tattoo then I’d hug her.
Gimme a hug. >:d<
I’m sorry to hurt your feeling but Lil Mama looks like Bow Wow with a wig thrown on!!! :d
Yeah I never see anything close to hot when I’m at the hospital, just old, old, and more old people!!!! :((
Eww! :-& Thanks for killing a perfectly good erection. x( I hate Bow Wow and I refuse to associate them. Nope, not gonna do it. [-(
I don’t know what to say. I can’t say much about the males but there are tons of hot chicks at the ER. =p~ It’s the only good thing about going.
Another private post? That we can’t read and comment on? Well, hmph![-(
Oh well…
So it’s not politically correct to say you don’t like old people??? Geeez…well then, how do we get the message across that we don’t like ’em? Sometimes they creep me out…I don’t want to get old, it looks scary. lol
Come into me is a song??? Geez, leave nothing to the imagination anymore…
I can’t believe you watch Flavor of Love, lmao… Too bad his fugly arse looks a LOT like an old HS friend, hahaha!!!
You’re gonna move again?!?!? :((
Just some personal stuff that I wanted to get out but not necessarily share.
Nope the AARP and geezer lobbyists will get angry with you. They’ll mobilize all the old people in the area to drive in front of you, take their time in line in front of you, and otherwise find ways to slow you down into submission.
It’s actually a remix of the song Umbrella. The “come into me” is part of the refrain. It sounds hot when Rhianna sings it but sounds really gay when Chris Brown sings it.
I absolutely love Flavor of Love. 😡 I wasn’t so into it when it debuted but it’s grown on me. 20 gold diggers under one roof acting like they love Flavor Flav (but more than likely are just using the face time to get famous) and him taking advantage of that to get some ass. That’s brilliant TV! I want a show like that.
Well, right now I’m just thinking of password protecting all of my posts taking away the lurkers access to my posts and comments. All of the regular posts will just have the same password and only change when I delete people from my blog roll. But I’m still weighing options. Moving is probably my last resort.
Password protecting every single post, huh? Guess that means I get to email you every single day, lmao. Damn I hate comcast…
I think your emails are getting caught up in their spam filters even though I put that crap on the lowest setting. 😕
You probably have to put me on your approved/white list. I sent you a password to FiF yesterday.
No, if password protect every post I won’t have a new password with every post. There will be one password for the regulars that should let them read most posts. Anything I don’t want to share or only want to share with specific people would then have it’s own password.
Just because I dont want to be considered one of the lurker lazy motherfuckers I shall comment, this isnt my first time reading however…..I remember going to the ER one time after i was in a car that was rear ended…..they charged me damn near 500 dollars and all i did was pee in a cup and get two ibuprofen….ASSHOLES Maybe its just me but there have been instances when Lil Mama’s face look like she slapped a bottle of vaseline over it….the make up is a bit much sometimes….
Greetings and welcome from the shadows. :-h
That sucks. I bet the Ibuprofen was $50 too.
I agree she’s kind of heavy with the makeup. Then again after seeing the G Slide video I can absolutely see why she does it.
Glad ya mom is ok.
Lil Mama is a carpet muncher. =))
I don’t like hospitals either, the smell is enough to make me sick, and it just feels like my skin is crawling when I’m there. :-ss
Thanks, she’s fine.
🙁 That’s just mean and uncalled for. I thought you was better than that. Scratches mean chick off of a couple of lists. Boooo! I repeat boooo! I was going to give you some >:d< >:d< but maybe Lil Mama will appreciate them and not make me :((. Meanie! I always think I'm not going to leave the hospital alive. Seems like I should be hanging out at the hospital 24/7 then. Go figure. Sick people make my skin crawl in general. Especially when they're all sick and spewing cooties wanting me to be nice to them. Um eww! Get thou cooties away from me! =))
I think you meant to say….LOL Sike nah. I know I have mentioned stuff to you and anyone who gets things from me knows that grammer and spelling was never my strong point. So I’ll stop, point taken! LOL
I am also going into the medical profession and have dreads so I guess you really can’t stand me
I never see hot people in the ER! Maybe cuz when I go it’s really late and most folks have on the lemme put on something real quick or a night time attire. Glad to hear your mom is okay.
Some people call Lil Mama Lil daddy! LOL
If Ruben was my cousin I’d still let him hit so I feel you.
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Since I tend do most of my posts lately in one sitting and usually in some state of sleep deprivation I’m surprised I don’t make more mistakes. Just correct me through e-mail and don’t be an ass about it and I’ll get over it…eventually.
Not unless you have a big thong eating booty and let me pull your dreads when… :-~ I suppose I’ll be getting an e-mail from you about you taking issue with my T-Pain comments huh?
That’s weird. I always see hot chicks in the ER no matter the time of day.
Whoever does that is a
LilBig Ole Hata! Yeah I said hata! b-(Go sit in the corner, nasty! :))