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On this day many years ago yours truly was born. In honor of that feel free to reveal that secret crush you have on me, tell me about the cute panties you have on, send me naked pics of yourselves (females only), money, gifts, proclamations of your undying love, offers of sexual favors and/or to be my baby’s mama. I guess you can also just sing my praises in the comments and wish me a happy birthday but the previous choices are all so much better.
P.S.: All lurkers on my special day get banned, permanently.