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My mom is supposed to get out of the hospital today. The bad news is that she says her doctor wants someone around her 24/7 for the next two weeks.
Hopefully, this headache will go away.
Having to do something generally makes me not want to do it. It definitely makes me enjoy it a lot less.
I’m glad the Chicago Bears didn’t win the NFC championship game. *Nelson laugh* I’m still mad about that win over the Lions that the officials gave them. Go Pittsburgh!
If I hear another chick say black & yellow, and let’s be real, only chicks seem to say it, again I’ll slit her throat with a sharpened spork! Wiz Khalifa has been around for awhile so it makes me chuckle that so many people are riding his dick now. Hope he washes it in between all you hoes jumping on it.
My girlfriend asked me a few nights ago about how many chicks I cake with. I’m not even going to lie. I now know how those horny pervs feel when they sit down at the counter, trying to enjoy a glass of sweet tea, thinking they’re about to get their dicks wet in some underage pussy, ass, or mouth and then Chris Hanson walks outs. *blinks* After I stopped laughing my ass off I always felt a little sorry for those dudes. I miss To Catch a Predator, that was some good TV.
Maybe somebody could do a To Catch an Internet Hoe show. That might be funny as hell. If my Train Wreck Network ever becomes a reality you just might see that show.
Speaking of caking I really need to find some interesting text buddies that are night owls as well. What?! I be bored and need some entertainment.
I think I’m going on a Twitter break. I was just going to delete it again but Val said, “You know you’re going to come back anyway.” Grrrrr!!! All I could say was maybe. Me no likey when she’s right about me. It’s hard as hell to find interesting and entertaining followers. In fact, I honestly haven’t figured out how to do so and that frustrates me. Right now it’s not interesting or entertaining so hopefully going ghost for a minute will give me some ideas and reinvigorate my love/hate relationship with social networking. Now I just have to decide if I go all the way like my blog wife and delete my Twitter apps and stuff.
Toni Braxton and her sisters are getting a reality show. Methinks a lot of dicks will be rubbed raw and knuckle babies all over the country will meet their deaths as their outfits get shorter, tighter, and shinier. Oh what I’d give to be able to dress them.
I don’t know what Antoine Dodson’s reality show is going to be about but my guess is that it’s going to be really, really gay.
The Green Hornet wasn’t bad but it’s not a must see in theaters movie. It absolutely didn’t need to be in 3D though so if you’re thinking of seeing it and your theater offers it in 2D save a few bucks and see the 2D version instead. If you’re not a devoted fanboy or girl then you can just chill and wait for it on DVD or NetFlix.
Internet acronym I hate at the moment is lls a.k.a. laughing like shit. Ugh!
When replies to a conversation becomes a series of one word responses, LOLs, and smiley faces, I assume that you no longer have anything left to say and that the conversation is over. Am I wrong in this belief? I ask because occasionally I’ll come across someone who asks what happened or why I suddenly stopped talking to them. Really?
Val is disappointed the Smurfs movie will be live action instead of animated. I’m probably going to go see it in August. Val said she’d pass. I hope I’m in Parts Unknown when it’s out because if I am I will drag her there kicking and screaming. I told her they should make a Rainbow Brite, Care Bears, and My Little Pony team up movie called We Raped Val’s Childhood. LOL!
Four Detroit police officers got shot inside of the precinct for the neighborhood I grew up in over the weekend. Best believe the shooter is dead.
R.I.P. Jack LaLanne.
Montel Williams endorsing payday loans is kind of sad!
Spread’em, drop & squat!
I want you lil’ baby!
I want some barbecue cheese fries. *drools* As far as I know no one sells that and I just made it up in my head but it sounds tasty as hell.
I saw an $11,000 sewing machine on a show recently. I can’t sew to save my life but I’m a techie and all the tech that thing had might be enough for me to try to learn. Well since I don’t have $11,000 for it I guess it’s a moot point.
Friday was National Hug Day. Some of you owe me some hugs but a pair of cute, worn panties is an acceptable substitution.
I need to update the contacts on my phone.
Oprah’s long lost sister isn’t fugly. I’m shocked.
Has Morgan Freeman always been old? Seriously, I don’t ever remember him being young. I bet he was an old ass baby too.
I hear people are being hit on in Word Feud. I think I need to start playing it again if that’s the case.
Some of you are one more day from being banned. I kid you not.
I had some Passion tea over the weekend. It was slap somebody’s mama good! I had it hot but I’m betting it would taste even yummier iced! I’ll have to try it.
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Like a good neighbor State Farm is there with _____________.
Sometimes I wish quite a few things were different. Maybe in the next life.
How was your weekend?
WAIT….Antoine has a reality show coming out!? Did NOT know that!
BBQ cheese fries!? ummmmmmm
OHHH I’ll have to try that tea! I’m glad you posted a pic because my question after reading it was going to be where did you get it lol.
Yep, he has one coming. I hope it gets canceled fast but I have my doubts. 🙁
BBQ cheese fries would be the bomb! =p~ 😡
I have a box of it here. It is so damn yummy! Might end up on my no share list. 🙂
Glad to know your mom is out of the hospital. So are you and your sister alternating who hangs around her for the next 2 weeks? I hope all is well, and that your headache is gone.
When I read your black & yellow comment, of course I was going to tease & maybe run or something. But just as I finished reading it, I had the TV on & it was the song on Hoda’s playlist…the timing was just a little too weird for me. LOL! Freaky was saved by the TV.
Yeah if I watch The Green Hornet it won’t be the 3D version. I’ve only gone to 1 movie so far & I think it wasn’t very good at all The Dilemma. So I’m debating on maybe reading more books this year. Haven’t totally decided yet.
I like tea, I might have to try it.
Nope we are not. It’s all me. :(( ~X(
I only like black & yellow when you wear it, Remmy. 😉 =p~
I briefly thought about seeing The Dilemma. I’ll wait until it’s on TBS or Spike. :))
It’s really, really good. ;))~o)
The ring that my co-worker has on his cell phone is… Black & Yellow; Black & Yellow. His phone rang 2 times too many this morning. LOL
I bet you call his phone just so you can listen to it ring and dance, don’t you?
Argal and the National Bowel Movement day thing made me forget what I wanted to comment.
Glad your mom is out the hospital. May her recovery be speedy so you won’t lose it over there.
Tea sounds yummy.
Hide yo’ kids hide yo’ wife hide yo’ husbans cuz he rapin’ errybody up in there! LOL!
Talk about Morgan Freeman all you want but he still getting tail that’s younger than you playa!
Toni Braxton and sibs getting a show? Gotta tell the bf about this asap! I thank you on the behalf of him in advance, LOL!
Green Hornet, pass. Smurfs, pass.
Weekend wasn’t much. Don’t really remember what I did at the moment. That’s bad. Must have slept through most of it! HAHAHAHAHA
Grrrr! Damn AR Gal! [-x Don’t read her comments before commenting from now on.
Thanks. Kind of late for that.
The tea actually surprised me. I don’t know what I thought it would taste like but it was a lot better than I expected.
Toine looks like he kinda likes being raped by people with big, sweaty chocolate balls.
It ain’t hard when you have money and cultivate your pussy in house. :-~
I’m not shaking anybody’s hand after an airing of that show. [-(
You need to see The Smurfs. You know you want to. And if you don’t you’re not allowed to see the Fraggle Rock movie.
You been drinking Uncle Henry’s magic elixir again haven’t you? Blacking out is not cool at all Ladynay. 🙁
Morgan Freeman an old ass baby? I just hooted with laughter. Glad I’m alone in the office right now….
Montel Williams is creepy. Always has been.
Hmmm, I’ll have to try that tea.
I hope your mom heals up quickly and that you don’t go crazy helping her do so!
I bet he asked very politely in his slow voice to be breastfed when he was baby.
What’s wrong with Montel?
It’s really good.
Thanks but I’m being slowly driven to crazy.
🙁 Why is your mama in the hospital?
I know exactly what you mean about having to do things. I love my mama to death (and will do anything I can for her) but I can’t even lie……it was a struggle being there for an extended period of time when I was there after her surgery last year.
Antoine Dodson’s getting a show? Damn. Where’s my 40 acres and a mule?
Thanks for the heads up about The Green Hornet.
“When replies to a conversation becomes a series of one word responses, LOLs, and smiley faces, I assume that you no longer have anything left to say and that the conversation is over.”
I concur!
“Montel Williams endorsing payday loans is kind of sad!” A check is a check!
National Hug Day?! 8-| Next thing you know there will be a National Bowel Movement Day…..if there isn’t already.
“Has Morgan Freeman always been old?” Bwahahahahahahahahahaha Mistah always asks the same thing about him when he sees him.
My weekend was cool but as always low key. Cleaned house, checked out a new restaurant and watched Machete. *raises my butter knife in the air*
She’s out now. She had some issues that required surgery. 🙁
Yes! Someone understands how I feel. I love her to death but sometimes I just don’t think I can do it. If she wasn’t dependent on me at the moment…
Yep, I have no idea what it’s about, when it will air or on what channel but I’m guessing BET and it’ll be extremely popular. Ugh!
You’re welcome! It’s not a bad movie but it’s not a great movie and Green Hornet definitely isn’t a character I had any great affinity with. Although I’ve always loved Kato. He’s a badass!
I’m glad because I was starting to think it was just me.
Yeah, I guess, especially if his MS has ate away at his savings over the year but damn! Montel back in the day would’ve rallied against payday loans and celebrities endorsing them now he’s endorsing them. :-?? Seems like Sylvia should’ve warned him to invest his money better or something.
I’m pretty sure I remember hearing of a National Bowel Movement Day. I’m serious.
Seems like if there was a real life Benjamin Buttons it would be Morgan Freeman but this guy just doesn’t get younger.
I loved Machete. I’m just waiting for the Blu-ray to go on sale for about $10. I might even snatch it up at $13 but I’m not paying full price for it. [-(