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R.I.P. Randy “the Macho Man” Savage.  One of my favorite pro-wrestlers and one of the greatest of all times.  I used to try imitating him all the time as a kid and his voice is no joke on the throat.  LOL.

So now Judgment Day is supposed to happen on October 21st.  *shrugs*  Someone asked me what I thought about it.  Truthfully, I think it’s funny as hell to mock especially when dude was so obviously wrong.   In the big scheme of things it really doesn’t make a big difference if Harold Egbert Camping is right or not.  Why?  Because I’m a heretic and an infidel.  So even if it is true I’m probably not going to be one of the people that gets beamed up to the Enterprise, heaven, or wherever.  The funny thing is looking at Mr. Camping, I don’t think he’ll be around for Judgment Day.  Dude already looks like he has one foot on a banana peel and the other in the grave.

Now that I have Netflix I think I need to see how to get Hulu on my phone.

Has anyone checked out Game of Thrones on HBO?  It’s been pretty entertaining and keeps my attention.  I’ll be sad when the season is over but then True Blood returns and this season the witches are coming.  I’m thinking of checking out the books Game of Thrones are based on and I definitely need to pick up the last couple of True Blood books, if they’re finally in paperback now.  Damn, I wish I had an e-reader!

What’s the deal with all the maintenance people here being smokers.  A guy came by to fix the A/C and replace the thermostat smelling like he bathed in smoke and then rolled around in ashes.  Seriously, I was coughing from the 3rd hand smoke alone.  Ugh!  The worst part is he came on movie day.  Almost missed my matinee waiting for Smokey to come the hell on.

I thought it was supposed to be April showers bring May flowers?  What’s up with all this rain?

I hate seeing people on Twitter begging celebs for retweets.  Then again I can’t stand heavy retweeters anyway especially when all that’s being retweeted is of a thirsty ass nature or not of interest (or about) me.  What?!

So Flavor Flav is supposed to be opening five of his chicken restaurants in Detroit.  That should be interesting.  Too bad I don’t like chicken.

People actually catching feelings because I’ve been cheering for the Miami Heat.  First, and foremost the only NBA team I truly care about are my Pistons.  To paraphrase Flavor Flav, all the other teams and their fans can kiss my ass and suck the d-i-c-k!  Since they’re not in the running I want LeBron and them to get their rings simply because no one outside of Miami seems to want it to happen.  Now after he gets his ring I’m sure the team is going to implode and fall apart.  Even it doesn’t I’ll be back to not caring about him or any of the people mad that he won his ring and he will win his ring this year.

I would trip somebody’s granny for a hot fudge, coffee sundae!  I am so fucking serious.

I’ve been looking for a way to print out my own deck of cards to create my own card game.  So far with little success.  Make that no success.  I can find stuff if I want a regular deck of playing cards but not something like an Uno or Phase 10 deck.

Marlee Matlin is hot!

I need some new people in all aspects of my life.  I just don’t know if I have all that small talk/getting to know you bullshit in me.  I promise to never ever ever ever discourage any freaky chicks from being in my life.  Especially if that freakiness is directly related to or for me.  My bad.  I don’t even remember the last dirty pic or text I got.  *sigh*  Time to reestablish Team Freaky!

Goodbye Oprah!  May your tyranny of simple minded women be overturned once and for all!

What does a unicorn, rhino, and yours truly all have in common?  We’re horny.

Seriously, I could really go for some…

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or trade places with that bottle…

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Yeah, I got some throat coat for her.  I got some lip gloss for her too and it’s poppin’!  She can definitely get something yummy for her tummy and I’m not talking about a happy hoe meal either.

Or get balls deep in some…

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She can definitely mother my ass babies after stuffing those panties in my mouth.  Mmm me likey! I can go for some face sitting right about now too.

I’ve been waiting to pull those gifs out!  LOL.  I have more waiting to be unleashed.

Tis the season for breakups I guess.  *sniffs around*  Maybe it’s time to activate hoe mode.