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Yesterday was hotter than 10 fat bitches in a phone booth!  Thanks for that Kasandra!  Since I had to listen to you complain about the cold all winter you’re going to listen to me bitch about the heat all summer late spring & summer long!  Deal with it!  Seems like we only had one or two weeks of spring like weather and it jumped back to winter and then skipped ahead to summer, even though summer hasn’t technically occurred yet.

I’m mad that the a/c decided to tapped out yesterday on the hottest day so far this year, here.  I’m glad it’s supposed to rain and cool off a bit.  Hopefully the assclowns in maintenance will show up and fix it before it heats up again.  I can’t wait to be the fuck up out of here!

Saw on the news yesterday how people were stealing air conditioners.  That’s cold as hell (no pun intended).  I wonder what’s lower stealing someone’s dog or their air conditioner?

Youtube and Wikipedia are like crack to me.  I’ve been watching wrestling entrance themes and sitcom themes for the past hour or reading about various things.  I’m really going to have to download the full WKRP in Cincinnati theme, the Greatest American Hero theme, and Buck Rogers in the 25th century themes.  Oh, I so dated myself!  *shrugs*  I still want the Lonely Man as a ringtone for my phone.

Since it doesn’t look like I need to buy an airplane ticket I decided to splurge on some books I’ve been wanting.  I order a box set containing the first four books in the “Song of Fire and Ice” series a.k.a. the books HBO’s Game of Thrones are based on.  I also picked up Death in the Family, which is book 10 of the Sookie Stackhouse series a.k.a. the True Blood books.  I still want an e-reader and I’m still leaning towards the Nook Color but I think I may wait until it’s a bit closer to my birthday before I pull the trigger.  I need to know a better Nook Color won’t be out around the holidays first.  Yeah, I know I could always sell it but that’s a whole lot of trouble to go through.  They’ll be here sometime next week!

I swear it’s harder than a puppet’s dick finding something on Amazon to get your total up to $25 to get that free shipping.  I have a link somewhere for a site that helps you do that but I have lots of bookmarks and apparently misplaced it.

Who’s going to see the live action Smurfs movie with me?  You know you want to.  I’ll play with your smurf you nasty smurf smurfing smurfer you!

My truck is covered in pollen or tree cum as some people I know call it.  I hate it!  I want to wash it but really it serves no purpose other than wasting money because the pollen isn’t done yet.  I just wish these trees and plants hurry up and get their nut already!

Not sure how I feel about the updated tumblr dashboard.  I think I kind of dislike it.

Updating my phone from a rooted version of froyo to gingerbread, let’s see how this goes.  It worked.  I have gingerbread and I’m still rooted.  Kind of tired of the stock look so I may look for a ROM with some themes later.  Now bring on ice cream sandwich since honeycomb is for tablets.

Think it’s time to get a new case for my phone again.  The beads by the charging port are always the first to go it seems.

I find all the attention on Congressman Weiner’s wiener to be kind of comical.  It’s funny how politicians are always so rah-rah on family values and end up cheating on their wives, sleeping with male escorts, sending dick pics to people, etc.  Who the fuck cares that he sent dick pics and caked with chicks online?  People are seriously mad because he lied about it?!  *shrugs*  So what!   They were all of legal age and he didn’t even fuck any of them.  If the dude working on your car or making your pizza lied about caking or cheated on his girl would you go to his boss and demand he be fired?  If every dude that did something shady while in a relationship got fired for it can you imagine what the unemployment rate would be?  Don’t even get me started on adding all the shady ladies out there to the mix as well.  Deny, deny, deny!  #manlaw  (Can’t filter that BW, LOL!)  His wife is fine!  While the chicks he caked with weren’t mud ducks they can’t touch his wife.  I don’t think he should be fired but definitely slapped on the back of the head LeRoy Jethro Gibbs style by the next 100 or so people that sees him.

Today is National Sex Day.  You should celebrate by giving me some.  Let’s get it on!