
Hididdly ho good neighbors! What’s happening Cap’n? Same shit different toilet here!
I got my books from Amazon. I’ve already destroyed Charlaine Harris’ Dead in the Family! I read most of it in one night and finished off the last 50 or so pages and the preview for the next book (which is already out in hardcover) the next day. I generally wait for those books to release in paperback version before buying. It wasn’t one of the strongest books in the Southern Vampire/Sookie Stackhouse/True Blood series but it definitely has calm me down a little while I wait for True Blood’s season four premiere in just nine more days on HBO. They’ve already released the first eight minutes to view around the innanets for your viewing pleasure. I’m almost tempted to download HBO Go because they’re supposed to make the second episode of season four available for viewing following the season premiere. Decisions, decisions!
I’m kind of sad Game of Thrones is ending its first season on HBO Sunday. It’s an excellent series and should be in contention for some awards next year. To think I’ve been hearing the hype for it for so long that I was getting tired of it and almost passed. I’m glad I didn’t. If you get tired of watching repeats this summer and have HBO check it out On Demand. I’ve heard the books are even better than the series. I think I might wait until the season finale airs before I start the book. I love the TV series how it is so if the book is really all that I don’t want to have it color my opinion just yet. Since all of those books appear to be at least 800 pages I’m doubtful I’ll be cranking them out like most books I read, then again who knows. I’ll admit though the sheer number of pages kind of makes me hesitant since I kind of associate long books with legal torture and extreme boredom. *cough* War & Peace *cough*
This is post #989. You’re going down Ladynay, like a midget hooker with no legs in 10x normal gravity! Well, unless I get bored or you get chatty!
I saw Green Lantern! It’s not in the same class as The Dark Knight and Watchmen but it’s better than both Fantastic Four movies! Yeah, I know I’m mixing universes all willy nilly like. I don’t think it’s nearly as bad as some of the reviews I’ve read. I hope the next Superman doesn’t suck and they finally give us that Batman Vs. Superman movie or a Justice League of America movie! *Breath Freaky breath or you’re going to have another geekgasm!* I may review it later if I feel like and remember it but basically I’d say go see it! If you do there’s a seen after the credits begin (I’ve learned they’re called stingers, by the way). Fortunately, you don’t have to sit through the entire credits.
I’m looking forward to Cowboys vs. Aliens, Transformers: Dark of the Moon, and Captain America: the First Avenger.
Based on the comments I see on the Net a lot of people seem to have daddy issues. If you’re a hot chick with a jiggly fat ass and have some daddy issues feel free to contact me because I personally avoid chicks that get along with their daddies or worse yet idolize them because well, they’re no fun and take way too long to convince to get my dick wet. What?!
Wish I had kids just so I can get some Father’s day presents. Don’t judge me, it’s kind of a prerequisite.
So many people are happy that LeBron didn’t get his ring. Crabs in a barrel ass niggas! *shrugs* I haven’t lost sleep either way as I only care about one NBA team and it’s not the Heat.
It’s nice that my blog wife checks up on me when I go M.I.A. for awhile. Though it messes up my whole everyone ignores me excuse. What?! I’m just saying… I appreciate the thought. *scratches*
So Weiner resigned? Did anyone really not see that coming? First he tried shucking and jiving around the story then he confessed to it. Knew he was lying. Then he said he wouldn’t resign even though everybody and their daddy has been on his ass, only to find out he resigned. What trips me out is that the only reason he’s even in trouble is because he lied. Forget everything else he did or may have done but if he hadn’t lied he’d still have his job. Seriously?! What man is going to tell his wife he sent pics of his dick to other women the first time he asked let alone to the media and his co-worker? Seems like dude was damned if he did and damned if didn’t from the start. Only someone with no shame would admit that so easily and I’m willing to bet there’s something illegal or morally wrong about not having shame that would’ve bit him on the ass as well. Glad I’m not a politician. I don’t want to have to justify who and why I sent my pictures of my dick to.
At the end of the day, I blame Twitter for his predicament. Yep, you heard me, I said Twitter! Most people I know have been on the wrong side of sending what was believed to be a DM (private tweet for you non tweeters) only for it to show up in your timeline for all your followers to see. They need to fix, change, or do something to prevent that shit from happening, for real! Twitter is throwing salt and lemon juice in the eyes of the cake game. That’s not cool at all.
If I was Congressman Weiner my resignation speech would have consisted of, “Fuck all of you motherfuckers! I was way too good to represent the ignorant, unwashed masses anyway! Fuck your district and suck my dick!”
I’ve been in a real funk lately. I feel like everyone and everything is just take, take, taking away from me. Can I get something that’s fully and completely mine…that I actually want? I don’t even have Parts Unknown to escape to for a much needed recharge and reset of my sanity anymore. *deep sigh*
So what are your weekend plans?
Watched all 10 episodes this weekend. Oh and I want a baby dragon too!
I can’t believe they cut off Stark’s head (too lazy to look and see if that’s the correct name). Well yes I can but still, that was COLD!
I want a grown dragon that I can fly and wage war on. >:) Oh and a direwolf or two as well. :d
You’re right it’s Eddard (Ned) Stark who lost his head. That scene pissed me off and knew it was coming. I think Sansa deserves that little evil bitchard (combo bitch & bastard) Joffrey.
did you hear about the governor of Ohio making the Mavs honorary Ohians? smh… why people are still mad he left after fulfilling his contract is beyond me.
the job of BWs is to prove their BHs wrong. so… except check-ins when you’re MIA. :d
why can’t you go on a mini vacay? Parts Unknown may not be an option, but there are other cities.
I didn’t hear about that. Seems like the Haterade flows hard in Ohio. *SMDH*
I’m not sure how I feel about that. On one hand it’s kind of sweet but on the other it kind of implies that I’m going to be wrong. [-(
I suppose I could but then I’d have to figure out where to go and factor in hotel and car rental. It’s just more time, money, and planning I guess.
“Same shit different toilet here!”
*snickers* I’m going to file this one away to use one day in the near future.
I didn’t think I would like Game of Thrones and have avoided it. I may check it out On Demand though which would be a win-win if I like it. That way all the episodes are right there for my enjoyment instead of having to wait a week to see the next one.
Speaking of HBO, I’m sooooooooooo ready for True Blood. Did you watch the marathon this weekend? It seemed kinda weird that they aired it the week before the season premiere. It would have made more sense (to me) to air it next weekend so that it could have just flowed right into the first episode of season 4.
Thought about going to see Green Lantern this weekend but never made it to the theater. The stingers (glad to know what they are called) are becoming just as popular as the movie with that franchise.
Weiner schmeiner. I had never even heard of this dude before the scandal. He’ll still be involved in politics in some capacity. I wouldn’t even be surprised if he tried to regain his seat again in the future. At any rate, I hope his ‘rehab’ or whatever works. *eyeroll*
Glad I could supply the mental file. 🙂
If you watch it I’d say give it at least three episodes. The first was eh, the second got me going, and by the third I was drinking the Kool-aid and asking for seconds. :))
I didn’t watch the marathon but I saw that they were on. Twitter we be abuzz with True Blood. I can’t wait to see the witches and Lafayette hopefully will have me cracking up. Maybe we’ll finally get a prolonged full frontal shot of Tara this season. Though I wouldn’t mind one of Sookie either. 😉 :))
I had the same feelings about Super 8, which I still haven’t seen yet. I hate movies with kid actors and based on the trailers they get way too much time. Super 8 looks like a mashup/homage to E.T., Close Encounters of the Third Kind, and Cloverfield. Three movies I find somewhat boring.
I wonder if insurance pays for rehab for people who send dick picks to random chicks? If so I may need to check into that. I’m going to rehab should automatically be allowed for use by men to temporarily prevent breakups, divorces, or getting fired. I decree it #manlaw! If that doesn’t work than I’ll just use the cheating gene as an excuse. :))
Maaaaaaaaan, lemme tell you the best thing I did this week was take your advice about checking out the Game of Thrones. These folks are SCANDALOUS!!!! I haven’t been able to stop watching since the first episode. I love it. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go see a man about purchasing a wolf.
Yay! I feel like a Jehovah’s Witness that got someone to buy a Watchtower subscription. :d Glad you like it! Have you watched the whole season yet?
I still don’t understand the fuss with the Weiner thing…I don’t :-(
800 pages is kinda intimadating. It could be worth every page though…never know till you crack it open and see.
989 huh???? You are one post behind me. Nothing is going on in my world so you just might beat me FD. LOL!
Weiner lied about his wiener. Don’t even mind the fact that so far he hasn’t stuck it in anyone’s hotdog water…yet but the fact that he lied about sending it out in the first place. A lot of people will lose their jobs once this expands out of politics and into the regular job market. You scared? *smirk*
I’m hoping it’s 800 pages of fun with a half black/half Asian woman fueled happy ending. :d
~X( Damn, damn, damn! You never know the original plan was to have 1000 posts at least a month ago. :((
I’m tired of hearing about Weiner & his…predicament. But I think the people that are upset because he lied about sending the pictures are pretty stupid. Who didn’t lie when confronted about doing something they shouldn’t. I don’t think he should have to resign. Especially if the people in his district didn’t ask for him to step down.
I guess I could have just said I agree with you, huh?
Maybe I’ll get cable when I move to the Mystery City.
I’m glad that a lot of Republicans seem to have taken the smart road and shut the hell up for once. What trips me out is that there are a lot worse “sex” scandals in politics but Weiner’s wiener is getting all of the attention. I wonder if Hillary is telling his wife to bounce? I bet she is.
You could’ve but your comment was more fun. :d
Yes, you should get cable. I’m pretty sure the D-O-G would appreciate it especially when you’re gallivanting across the country. :))
Yes, some of the other sex scandals are sooo much worse. But Hillary stayed, so how could she tell someone to bounce? And her husband did the deed, more than once.
“I didn’t have sexual relations with that woman.” Right Bill.
Oh if I got cable, then I could leave the TV on Animal Planet for the D-O-G when I’m away. Like I used to do when he was a mere pup. LOL
I honestly think had Hillary’s husband been anything but the President that she would’ve bounced. I bet she still gives him hell just before and right after they’re on camera together before going to their separate places.
If it’s in her throat, not cheating is his vote. =))
We used to do that for one of our dogs. She hated being alone and having the TV on seemed to comfort her a little.
I am counting down to True Blood also. And have been reading the books to get my fix.
I downloaded HBO go on my cellphone alittle while ago when I was bored. Only used it once since then. It is a good app to have.
I actually like the Game of Thrones way more than I thought I would. Haven’t thought about reading the books but may just have to do that eventually.
Haven’t been to the movies in a while but those movies are definitely on my list.
This weekend is just like any other weekend. Nothing to do. LOL
8 More days! Woohoo! <:-p I heard there were problems with the HBO Go app not working right if one had it on their computer first and tried to use the app so I waited a bit. I think I'll download it within the week on my phone & computer. I wasn't too gung-ho about GoT after seeing the second preview but I'm glad I watched the show. Cable definitely has the networks beat when it comes to quality shows and I know I'm usually going to at least see the whole season before a show gets cancelled. Definitely a good thing. I love the summer movies. I feel you. I'm about to turn on the a/c and either take a nap, eat, or watch some TV. Maybe a combination of the above. :))