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Hididdly ho good neighbors!  What’s happening Cap’n?  Same shit different toilet here!

I got my books from Amazon.  I’ve already destroyed Charlaine Harris’ Dead in the Family!  I read most of it in one night and finished off the last 50 or so pages and the preview for the next book (which is already out in hardcover) the next day.  I generally wait for those books to release in paperback version before buying.  It wasn’t one of the strongest books in the Southern Vampire/Sookie Stackhouse/True Blood series but it definitely has calm me down a little while I wait for True Blood’s season four premiere in just nine more days on HBO.  They’ve already released the first eight minutes to view around the innanets for your viewing pleasure.  I’m almost tempted to download HBO Go because they’re supposed to make the second episode of season four available for viewing following the season premiere.  Decisions, decisions!

I’m kind of sad Game of Thrones is ending its first season on HBO Sunday.   It’s an excellent series and should be in contention for some awards next year.   To think I’ve been hearing the hype for it for so long that I was getting tired of it and almost passed.  I’m glad I didn’t.  If you get tired of watching repeats this summer and have HBO check it out On Demand.  I’ve heard the books are even better than the series.  I think I might wait until the season finale airs before I start the book.  I love the TV series how it is so if the book is really all that I don’t want to have it color my opinion just yet.  Since all of those books appear to be at least 800 pages I’m doubtful I’ll be cranking them out like most books I read, then again who knows.  I’ll admit though the sheer number of pages kind of makes me hesitant since I kind of associate long books with legal torture and extreme boredom.  *cough* War & Peace *cough*

This is post #989.  You’re going down Ladynay, like a midget hooker with no legs in 10x normal gravity!  Well, unless I get bored or you get chatty!

I saw Green Lantern!  It’s not in the same class as The Dark Knight and Watchmen but it’s better than both Fantastic Four movies!  Yeah, I know I’m mixing universes all willy nilly like.  I don’t think it’s nearly as bad as some of the reviews I’ve read.  I hope the next Superman doesn’t suck and they finally give us that Batman Vs. Superman movie or a Justice League of America movie!  *Breath Freaky breath or you’re going to have another geekgasm!*  I may review it later if I feel like and remember it but basically I’d say go see it!  If you do there’s a seen after the credits begin (I’ve learned they’re called stingers, by the way).  Fortunately, you don’t have to sit through the entire credits.

I’m looking forward to Cowboys vs. Aliens, Transformers: Dark of the Moon, and Captain America:  the First Avenger.

Based on the comments I see on the Net a lot of people seem to have daddy issues.  If you’re a hot chick with a jiggly fat ass and have some daddy issues feel free to contact me because I personally avoid chicks that get along with their daddies or worse yet idolize them because well, they’re no fun and take way too long to convince to get my dick wet.  What?!

Wish I had kids just so I can get some Father’s day presents.  Don’t judge me, it’s kind of a prerequisite.

So many people are happy that LeBron didn’t get his ring.  Crabs in a barrel ass niggas!  *shrugs*  I haven’t lost sleep either way as I only care about one NBA team and it’s not the Heat.

It’s nice that my blog wife checks up on me when I go M.I.A. for awhile.  Though it messes up my whole everyone ignores me excuse.  What?!  I’m just saying…  I appreciate the thought.  *scratches*

So Weiner resigned?  Did anyone really not see that coming?  First he tried shucking and jiving around the story then he confessed to it.  Knew he was lying.  Then he said he wouldn’t resign even though everybody and their daddy has been on his ass, only to find out he resigned.  What trips me out is that the only reason he’s even in trouble is because he lied.  Forget everything else he did or may have done but if he hadn’t lied he’d still have his job.  Seriously?!  What man is going to tell his wife he sent pics of his dick to other women the first time he asked let alone to the media and his co-worker?  Seems like dude was damned if he did and damned if didn’t from the start.  Only someone with no shame would admit that so easily and I’m willing to bet there’s something illegal or morally wrong about not having shame that would’ve bit him on the ass as well.  Glad I’m not a politician.  I don’t want to have to justify who and why I sent my pictures of my dick to.

At the end of the day, I blame Twitter for his predicament.  Yep, you heard me, I said Twitter!  Most people I know have been on the wrong side of sending what was believed to be a DM (private tweet for you non tweeters) only for it to show up in your timeline for all your followers to see.  They need to fix, change, or do something to prevent that shit from happening, for real!  Twitter is throwing salt and lemon juice in the eyes of the cake game.  That’s not cool at all.

If I was Congressman Weiner my resignation speech would have consisted of, “Fuck all of you motherfuckers!  I was way too good to represent the ignorant, unwashed masses anyway!  Fuck your district and suck my dick!”

I’ve been in a real funk lately.  I feel like everyone and everything is just take, take, taking away from me.  Can I get something that’s fully and completely mine…that I actually want?   I don’t even have Parts Unknown to escape to for a much needed recharge and reset of my sanity anymore.  *deep sigh*

So what are your weekend plans?